Now I'm REALLY fkn pissed off - my driver side door on my pristine '69 Cooper S is now bent due to a fkn lycra clad pushbike lady riding into it as I opened it....and ADMITTING she wasn't fkn looking where she was fkn going.........FFS.
She hadn't been behind me when I pulled up, but had come around the corner from the side street, so caught me off guard, literally appearing from nowhere. I'm really precious about this car, so always check around me and park only where safe.
She didn't even hit the deck, so was uninjured, unlike my door....
We exchanged details, and I was prepared to move on and went to say goodbye, and then she said she'd be reporting it to the police (why?? she had no damage or injuries??), but she was being egged on by some fkn do-gooder lycra loving know-all backyard bush lawyer yuppies who had gathered like seagulls, so after me telling them to fk off and wanting to punch one cardigan wearing toffy nosed wanker who was trying to bait me, I said to the rider yeh, so I'll have to report it as well then, but I'll be telling them that you admitted you weren't looking.
The wanker then says "that doesn't matter" WHAT??? FFS!!!!!!!!!! I really had to hold myself back.
I was advised by the cops that as there were no injuries and the damage is below $3000 to lodge the report on line.....sheesh. So that's done, but the trouble is you don't have the room to give a full account, so have to cut it down....doesn't read as good as what I wanted it to say
There's an ongoing battle here between drivers/motocyclists and bum snif...er..I mean pushbike riders about pushies giving no regard to laws and other road users, you see it every day....now apparently they don't even have to fkn look where they are going
Yeh, I know I opened the door, and I do accept responsibility for that, but I had looked...at least I didn't admit I wasn't fkn looking where I was going...that's the bit that got me really pissed off
I AM PISSED OFF. Happy fkn new year. I love my car