Author Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off. (Read 1402714 times)

petercb750 · « **Reply #1500 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:51:21 pm »

Yeh mate, I'm sure that when I was a kid you had to have a mirror on your bike, almost certain.
You make a good point - if they did have to have them it'd be something you could pick up off the road after hitting one and shove it fair up their arse.......

What pisses me off the most is the whining and sooking about being the underdogs etc etc, and then 5mins later you see them riding straight through a stop sign or turning without indicating....

Man, that pisses me off.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1501 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:40:27 pm »

Ha ha, don't hold back Pete, I just pissed me pants laughing!

mick7504 · « **Reply #1502 on:** December 29, 2012, 03:13:43 am »

I was just having a look at the weather map and I see that there's a couple of cyclones that have already developed off of Qld and West Aust and there isn't one near the NT yet.
That pisses me off.

It's Bugorama outside tonight and there's thousands of the biting mongrols buzzing around.

This is what I do.
I've got a big bug zappa hanging on a pole, and as the fried bugs come down, the Cane Toads come out for some tucker.

I'm sitting outside with only the bug zappa switched on and I saw a silhouette of what looked like a tennis ball with legs.
So I snuck down armed with the Dettol Pump Gun.

You have to be real diligent and stealthy when you stalk these old buggas because they're a bit sneaky.
So I got within about 2 meters of him and ZAP, ZAP, ZAP with the Dettol Gun.

Next thing, this old lads doing backflips and chucking 360's all over the lawn and rockin' around like an epileptic rooster.
That pissed him off.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1503 on:** December 29, 2012, 03:42:26 am »

Well done Mick, I dispatched tons of Cane Toads to CT Valhalla when I lived in Brisbane, but I had a .22 BSA Super Meteor Air Rifle (still have it, actually) that I'd go spotlighting with each night. Clean, quick, and quiet.

My next door neighbours were two public service poofters who didn't like me, apparently because I was in the Army. They had a party one night that got out of hand, the noise was so bad I couldn't hear my own TV in my own lounge room.

I knocked on the front door and asked on of the poofs to turn the music down, but he abused me, so I dropped him. His husband took a swing at me, so I dropped him too. Someone called the cops, and when they arrived, everyone went home, and I got a lecture from the cops about not bashing my neighbours. Oops.

They went away for a week, so while they were away, I filled their wheelie bin under their house with dead toads. They moved out shortly afterwards and my new neighbours were great. Cheers, Terry.

Bailgang · « **Reply #1504 on:** December 29, 2012, 04:59:04 am »

You Aussies and your Cane toads reminds me of one summer when I had issues with racoons tearing up my trash every night, these suckers were way too big for my air rifle so I pulled out my .22 cal rifle and a bunch of long rifle shells instead. I took em out alright but it turned out the .22 was a bit too much because I woke up the next morning to see a couple of nice clean holes, 1 in the side of my house and the other clean through the wall of my garage from where I shot a couple of them and the bullet passed right through them. That pissed me off.

Years later when remodeling my kitchen (which BTW is when I found 1 of the bullets in a 2X4 stud) I had an issue with my telephone line because during the remodeling I moved the phone so the line leading into the house needed to be moved as well. Of course I didn't realize that until after I had the new insulation and drywall up and I didn't have a drill bit handy that was long enough to go through both the drywall, insulation and siding of my wall and then it dawned on me of how clean of a hole that .22 bullet had put into my siding and the hole itself was not too big, not too small, just right. Yes I must admit for just a brief moment I considered getting my rifle out again to make way for that phone line but quickly realized that wasn't a good idea and did some careful measuring and drilled the holes instead.

mick7504 · « **Reply #1505 on:** December 29, 2012, 04:33:39 pm »

Terry and Scott
After reading both of your stories, I've just spent the last 5 minutes wiping tears out of my eyes from laughing so much.
That pissed me off.

dustyc · « **Reply #1506 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:24:48 pm »

Quote from: petercb750 on December 28, 2012, 10:51:21 pm

Yeh mate, I'm sure that when I was a kid you had to have a mirror on your bike, almost certain.
You make a good point - if they did have to have them it'd be something you could pick up off the road after hitting one and shove it fair up their arse.......
What pisses me off the most is the whining and sooking about being the underdogs etc etc, and then 5mins later you see them riding straight through a stop sign or turning without indicating....

Man, that pisses me off.

the great thing about smartphones becoming so prevalent is that you can record them running that stop sign, then at the next coffee house record them whining about being the underdog and use it to turn public opinion against them.

petercb750 · « **Reply #1507 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:55:34 pm »

True dusty, but (non pushie) public opinion is already against them......

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1508 on:** December 29, 2012, 10:31:55 pm »

Yeah, they're like Lycra clad, Homosexual outlaws...........

petercb750 · « **Reply #1509 on:** December 29, 2012, 10:41:30 pm »

And don't you just love the look of overweight, 50+yo men, with saggy sacks and tiny dicks and floppy arses pooncing about in their multi coloured lycra and click-clacking around in their little pedal shoes, thinking they are about to race in the tour downunder or something.....man that pisses me off. But makes me laugh at the same time

At least they keep the bakeries in business.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1510 on:** December 29, 2012, 10:46:54 pm »

Geez Pete, when I started reading that, I thought you were having a go at me? I thought to myself, "Did Pete see my tiny dick?" Then I realised that you were talking about fat men on BIcycles, and I was happy again.............

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1511 on:** December 30, 2012, 03:24:43 am »

I'm watching this fcuked up show on cable TV called "Doomsday Preppers", about a bunch of dingbats that spend all their spare time preparing caches of food and guns etc for their particular version of some calamatous event which will destroy humanity, and how they prepare themselves for these unlikely events.

If that's not enough to piss me off, (don't they understand that I'm just going to kill them and take all their food and guns when the #$%* hits the fan anyway?) one non-drinking Bible-basher and his wife were buying up large stocks of good quality booze to make really poor quality Molatov Cocktails (petrol bombs) out of? I mean really, couldn't they have just bottled a dollars worth of gasoline, rather than ruin a perfectly good bottle of hootch? Now that really pisses me off!

mick7504 · « **Reply #1512 on:** December 30, 2012, 03:29:10 am »

When nobody owns up for crossing the thread on the vegemite jar, it pisses me off.

When the missus irons a crease down the middle of your t shirt or squeezes the tooth paste tube in the middle it pisses me off too.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1513 on:** December 30, 2012, 04:50:00 am »

All genuine and reasonable concerns Mick, well pointed out. Cheers, Terry.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #1514 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:36:28 am »

It pisses me off that my "clear points cover" thread....doesnt seem to exist anymore? Where did it go? How do I get it back? WTF?

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #1515 on:** December 30, 2012, 07:57:18 am »

It pisses me off that you can't get decent non-cross threaded jar of Vegemite In the US, whatever the hell it is.

CrankyOldGuy · « **Reply #1516 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:29:19 am »

Quote from: OldSchool_IsCool on December 30, 2012, 07:57:18 am

It pisses me off that you can't get decent non-cross threaded jar of Vegemite In the US, whatever the hell it is.

OldSchool ,'

I think it's some sort of Aussie sexual aid product

, and I am pissed that they thought of it first ... whatever it does!

Harry O.

Damfino · « **Reply #1517 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:29:38 am »

Quote from: mick7504 on December 30, 2012, 03:29:10 am

squeezes the tooth paste tube in the middle

Ay Caramba! And mine then is too lazy to even snap the flip cap back to the closed position, so toothpaste oozes all over the drawer!!! That really pisses me off!!

Stev-o · « **Reply #1518 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:45:18 am »

I'm pissed that we don't have that ^^^ vegemite girl in the US. I want her to spread it all over.

Damfino · « **Reply #1519 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:53:59 am »

Vegemite in her vajay jay?

Dimitri13 · « **Reply #1520 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:11:58 pm »

This el camino guy (ad on craigslist, I'm trying to go look at it) is pissing me the hell off. I've literally spoken to him once, but left him 5 messages over the course of two weeks. He's talked to my mom on the phone 3 times, we were supposed to meet twice, both times he had seemingly bs excuses, and now he won't respond.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1521 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:35:37 pm »

craigslist is full of morons (they're everywhere). I tried to buy a camper on there. Guy told me that people wanted it but didnt have the $. I told him that I had it and wanted to look and purchase. Couldnt get the flake to give me directions or return calls. after a couple days I said fck it.

Dimitri13 · « **Reply #1522 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:43:06 pm »

Full of flakes indeed. I tried getting info on a Caballero, left an email and number. Emailed him some question, didn't hear back for a few days. Called the number, left a message. Didn't get back again. Called the number again, it's disconnected. Seems like he was moving off-island, sold the car already, didn't bother removing the ad or telling me it sold, then left. Also sent three other people emails about El Caminos, but didn't hear back from any of them. This flakey guy and the guy that's eager to sell are the only ones I've been able to actually talk to. And it sucks that I want the flakey guy's Elka more than I want the eager guy's Cabby

starsnbars89 · « **Reply #1523 on:** December 30, 2012, 07:02:08 pm »

Quote from: Dimitri13 on December 30, 2012, 06:43:06 pm

Full of flakes indeed. I tried getting info on a Caballero, left an email and number. Emailed him some question, didn't hear back for a few days. Called the number, left a message. Didn't get back again. Called the number again, it's disconnected. Seems like he was moving off-island, sold the car already, didn't bother removing the ad or telling me it sold, then left. Also sent three other people emails about El Caminos, but didn't hear back from any of them. This flakey guy and the guy that's eager to sell are the only ones I've been able to actually talk to. And it sucks that I want the flakey guy's Elka more than I want the eager guy's Cabby

"A Caballero in the hand is worth two in the bush!" ... or something like that anyway

What pisses me off is neighbors living on welfare, starting their POS Cavvy with a fart cannon at midnight to go buy smokes and beer, yet complaining about my bike being noisy at 5pm!?!

I have a job, I don't go joyriding! It crossed the line when they broke into my garage twice now in one week, first upsetting my tools and now draining my gas. They better hope I don't catch them...

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1524 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:03:29 pm »

People who upset peoples tools piss me off!

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Author Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off. (Read 1402714 times)