Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Terry in Australia]

I just read a thread by a bloke who calls himself Cougar, and I felt sorry for him. I wondered if he ever gets pissed off that some folks might think that he's a banged out old  slapper who dresses like a 20 year old prostitute and tries to get laid by guys half their age?

No offence intended of course, a lady who works with me told me that she was a Cougar, and I think I pissed her off when I said she looked more like a Sabre Toothed Tiger? Oops.......

[Terry in Australia]

Jump on the big white bird and come to Darwin mate.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
That cold weather pissed me.off. 

It's the 'ol mates birthday tonight and the fridge is full of coldies, the tucker is ready for the barbie and the neighbours should be pissed of by 2.30 am tomorrow morning.   

As tempting as that truly is Mick, I'm back in my comfy Italian leather recliner now, with a pint of Jack Daniels and coke sitting beside me, so I'm not going anywhere. What a priick of a job though, I decided to remove the rear wheel on the 'Wang so I could grease the splines in the final drive assembly ('cos Dave gets pissed off when I call it a diff) and drive shaft.

Anyway, after 5 hours of rolling around the cold concrete floor, it's all done, and I don't have to touch it for another year. Tomorrow is ride day, so it better not piss down rain, or that'll piss me off! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a Wang frame & diff /final drive in the shed mate that pisses me off every time I look at it.
Don't think that I'll ever do anything with it.
I think its about a '75 GL1000.

Thanks Mick, can you send me a pic next time you're sober? (no rush, so don't panic) I need a few bits for my next project. (86 GL1200 engine in '77 rolling chassis) Thanks mate! Cheers, Terry.

[dave500]

so us aussies get full rein on this thread at this hour?thall piss a few over any pond off?who cares,,ill swap you a few cold home brews for a bourbon pint terry?im not allowed to drink bourbon,for obvious reasons,,and that pisses me off.

[Terry in Australia]

It pisses me off that you did tell me why you can't drink Bourbon Dave, and I can't remember?

I'd be happy to swap for some good home brew though, my Dad used to make his own for years and it was pretty good stuff, my brother and I used to pinch it from his garage and drink it warm, but it was much nicer "chilled".

I had a Corona (and no, not a poxy old Toyota) out in the garage, but it was too fcuking cold to enjoy a beer Dave, very sad, kinda pissed me off..........

[mick7504]

As tempting as that truly is Mick, I'm back in my comfy Italian leather recliner now, with a pint of Jack Daniels and coke sitting beside me, so I'm not going anywhere. What a priick of a job though, I decided to remove the rear wheel on the 'Wang so I could grease the splines in the final drive assembly ('cos Dave gets pissed off when I call it a diff) and drive shaft.

Anyway, after 5 hours of rolling around the cold concrete floor, it's all done, and I don't have to touch it for another year. Tomorrow is ride day, so it better not piss down rain, or that'll piss me off! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a Wang frame & diff /final drive in the shed mate that pisses me off every time I look at it.
Don't think that I'll ever do anything with it.
I think its about a '75 GL1000.

Thanks Mick, can you send me a pic next time you're sober? (no rush, so don't panic) I need a few bits for my next project. (86 GL1200 engine in '77 rolling chassis) Thanks mate! Cheers, Terry.

will do.mate.
I'm getting chauffeured right now (not by the police) and between a bumpy road and predictave text I'm pissed off. 

[Retro Rocket]

It pisses me off that you did tell me why you can't drink Bourbon Dave, and I can't remember?

Because he makes a cant of himself Terry, 

[dave500]

im not allowed spirits full stop!!and that pisses me of,ive never been a rum drinker though,,that #$%* stinks and sweats out of peoples pores along with rollie smoke smell forever,i used to enjoy however a nice bourbon from time to time although with beer i know where im at,,trouble was id drink bourbons like it was light beer!never got into any trouble from it but as im getting slightly older now beer is probably my best option,,one of these days though im going to down a few just to get it out of my system,thatll piss the missus off!

[dave500]

thats "#$%*" mick.,,they havent got enough swear words invented for me yet?i might try to invent some of my own?

[Retro Rocket]

thats "#$%*" mick.,,they havent got enough swear words invented for me yet?i might try to invent some of my own?

Haha, yeah i know mate but the forum software doesn't...

[dave500]

give that #$%*in software to me and ill harden it up a little?i demand to piss someone off!if i dont ill be pissed off,,i mean,,i try hard to add humour and foul language together so it goes over heads and becomes part of our everyday vocabulary,,it should be accepted as normal to a degree,,for me swearing is a religion,,dont persecute my #$%*ing minority group,itll piss me off and all other members of my #$%* arse #$%* ox #$%* all clan!

[demon78]

#$%*, Dave the rest of the world doesn't realize that swearing as a sentence is but a step to swearing as a paragraph, which is the whole #$%*ing purpose of the english language, you are on the cutting edge, the goddam cutting edge. I apologize for not embellishing my point better, but we've had our youngest grandson up for a week and I'm not up, as early as usual, nor as bright, it seems the" Terrible Two's" takes more out of you as you get older. Remember keep the faith, don't let the dog licking  toad #$%*ing whoremasters grind you down.
Bill the demon.

[Terry in Australia]

I can't drink Bundy any more. Well I can, but the first couple go down like rusty razor blades.

It's more psychological than physical, but when I lived in Brisbane I drank Bundy like stinky water, and yep, Dave is right, you do sweat the stuff out of your pores, even your sweat smells like Bundy. Sadly it doesn't taste like Bundy though, so sucking it out of a sweaty T shirt isn't gonna happen, as I found out after a 20 Km run.

On one occasion, I went to a wedding and drank so much Bundy that when I got home I jumped into bed and got the bedspins, so I went and laid out on the ramp out to the back yard (High Set house) and spewed into the garden for awhile.

I'd pissed the wife off by abusing the baby sitter, (one of her friends, another "Yummy Mummy") so she didn't come out to see how I was. I was woken by my neighbour around 10 am who was mowing his lawn and trying not to laugh at my nakedness, and his missus was getting a good look while trying to shoo her little kids away.

I've got lots of Bundy stories, and XXXX stories, and even some Powers stories (do they still make that stuff? Those Powers chicks were hot!) but I'm making myself thirsty, so I better go get some more Jack Daniels, I'm trying to woof it down so I can open up my litre bottle of Makers Mark.........

[dave500]

ha!i do control my swearing,in public,, say at a shop i always,, always say thank you very much and excellent service etc,you really need to work on your insults bill,you remind me of so many other crawling peasants that it pisses me off,,i thought better of you demon,untill you posted that drivel, after that lame arse weak limp wristed response ill have to dump you into the #$%* hole of shamefull losers,,i hope that pisses you off,,because youve really pissed me off by the very fact of posting in this thread!!

[74cb750]

The Aussies are really pissed today.
What happened,
did you get some rain dumped on ya again?

[dave500]

im just going to ignore that #$%*,,not even worthy of this reply,which is a waste of a post,,which pisses me off.

[Bailgang]

The Aussies are really pissed today.
What happened,
did you get some rain dumped on ya again?

Nah they're just pissed that their V8 supercars are going to be in Texas in a couple weeks.

[mick7504]

Well I reckon that we outa call this thread the Collins Diary Day to a Page thread. 
The fka that started it has gone bush and fckim anyway.

Well the good news is that we're pissed off enough to get it churning like a Loco and Fkalls gonna stop.it.

So whereis Lostmefcukenkeys?
The fka deserves a Fkn medal for starting this.
C'Mon mate.
Don't piss us off. 

[OldSchool_IsCool]

Technology pisses me off.   
I left a voice message on this fellas phone which got converted from voice to text.

Anyway, at the end of the message I said Thanks Tony and he gets the text that says Thanks Darling.
So he rings me up and wants to know if I'm tryin' to crack onto him.
That pissed me right off. 

I started thinking Righto smart arse, so I said let's meet up  for a bit of Nudge Nudge Wink Wink know what I mean.
That pissed him off and I haven't heard back since. 

 Mick, the trouble with voice-to-text and predictive text apps is that it thinks MATE is a verb which forces the technology to make bad assumptions about you and the addressee.  I can see how that would pissya off!

[Retro Rocket]

The Aussies are really pissed today.
What happened,
did you get some rain dumped on ya again?

Nah they're just pissed that their V8 supercars are going to be in Texas in a couple weeks.

That should piss you guys off, or maybe confuse you, we go in two directions, left AND right....

[mick7504]

Technology pisses me off.   
I left a voice message on this fellas phone which got converted from voice to text.

Anyway, at the end of the message I said Thanks Tony and he gets the text that says Thanks Darling.
So he rings me up and wants to know if I'm tryin' to crack onto him.
That pissed me right off. 

I started thinking Righto smart arse, so I said let's meet up  for a bit of Nudge Nudge Wink Wink know what I mean.
That pissed him off and I haven't heard back since. 

 Mick, the trouble with voice-to-text and predictive text apps is that it thinks MATE is a verb which forces the technology to make bad assumptions about you and the addressee.  I can see how that would pissya off!

That caught me right off guard mate when that fella asked me why I called him darling. 
He really thought that I was having a go at him but it's all good now. 

I'm thinking that next time I should just burp into the phone and see what sort of text that comes out as. 
That should piss somebody off. 

[mick7504]

We were all set to have a party at home last night for the 'ol mates 65th birthday and the girls decided that they wanted to get dressed up and go out for tea which pissed me off. 
They reckoned that us boys get too noisy and don't know how to behave ourselves when we start having too much fun together. 

Anyway, we went to this Seafood/Chinese joint for tea and it was pretty good.
40 bucks a head and eat as much tucker as you can.
The kids got stuck into the icecreams and cakes and they're still in bed this morning. 

My first boss (and 'ol mate) came along as well and we shared a few stories from years gone by.
He's 75 years old now and still knows how to have a good laugh.
If some of those stories got out, there'd be a few pissed off people. 
It was all harmless fun.

The missus took a photo of myself and Scrim when we churning into the second bottle of Red. 

[Terry in Australia]

The Aussies are really pissed today.
What happened,
did you get some rain dumped on ya again?

Nah they're just pissed that their V8 supercars are going to be in Texas in a couple weeks.

The V8 Supercar drivers will be rapt mate, from what I've learned about Texas, there are no fcuking Kangaroos to worry about? Cheers, Terry.

Kangaroo hit by V8 at Bathurst

 

[74cb750]

It pisses me off that we do not have kangaroos to hit with our V8 cars.
 

[Terry in Australia]

Have you got Mooses in Vermont Michel? Those big poofters would do a lot more damage than a 'roo, methinks?

[mick7504]

Palm fronds piss me off. 
The plan was to mow the back lawn and water the garden this morning and then call it a day.

Then the palm frond collection began which turned into a major operation.
What made it even worse was that all of the expensive alcohol that crucified my Visa Card last night has leaked out and evaporated. 
That pisses me off. 

Think I'll crack a coldie.