Pisses me off when the boss comes into see me and says that he's taking myself and my right hand man out for lunch today.
I said Fknell mate, I've just had a Fkn pie and a Fkn iced coffee and me guts is chokkas.
Well he kept at me about so I said Well ok, if you insist.
So off we went and somehow I got a dozen Kilpatrick Oysters in on top of the pie.
Because we had the Company credit card, a few cold beers just had to be had too.
Now we've got a zero drug & alcohol policy at work so the boss reckoned that he was gonna check us and see if we blew any numbers.
I said don't you worry about numbers mate, all we'll be blowing is Fkn oysters and a few good farts in your general direction.
That pissed him off.