Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[74cb750]

Moose hitting with vehicles is not reccommended,
which pisses off a lot of people because a moose is a lot of meat.

Most of the time when a moose is hit by a car,
the 1,000+ pound (areound 500kilos for all the Oz posters)
animal lands in the passanger/driver compartment
because their legs are so long. NOT a pretty sight.

Which pisses me off because I like pretty sites. 

[petercb750]

Moose hitting with vehicles is not reccommended,
which pisses off a lot of people because a moose is a lot of meat.

Most of the time when a moose is hit by a car,
the 1,000+ pound (areound 500kilos for all the Oz posters)
animal lands in the passanger/driver compartment
because their legs are so long. NOT a pretty sight.

Which pisses me off because I like pretty sites. 

Long legs don't piss me off.......

[CrankyOldGuy]

Talk about being *pissed* off.  The Island of Newfoundland (NL) prior to 1900 had no moose.  Around 1900 we nice New Brunswickers (NB) sent 4 moose by rail and ferry to our colonial NL friends; 3 made it alive.  Little did they know that Newfoundland was God's gift to the Moose; no natural predators, and lots of bog and softwood forests.  Now there are over 150,000 moose in NL.  Many people killed yearly on the highways.  NL is talking about suing NB for their precious gift 

Btw moose's eyes do not reflect headlights like a deer's, their lower legs are light grey to match the asphalt pavement, and their body is dark brown which matches the dark night.  They sure appear from nowheres; I know this from experience.  Modern cars tend to knock the legs off at the knees and the moose slides up the hood (bonnet down under) and take out the driver/passenger compartment.

For our Aussie friends tractor trailer units tend to have kangaroo catcher type bumpers.  They say on average a long haul tractor trailer driver will hit at least one moose in the lifetime.

Harry O.

[74cb750]

I'm pissed.
Insurnace company keeps putting me on hold so I can't get a policy & then an inspection on my bike.
The cops have been very busy on my road the past 2 days,
going up/down and back in both marked & 2 unmarked cars.

Did one of you blokes call them and tell 'em I don't have the CB550 inspected yet?
Or am I just paranoid.

Wife says they are probably trying to figure out where the smell of pot smoking in the area is coming from.

[Retro Rocket]

Well, if you stop smoking pot while riding an uninsured bike you may not piss the cops off, instead, they might just piss off....

[74cb750]

No way, that will never happen.
I mean, the cops around here just arrested someone for growing his own.
Come on , give me a break.

I would rather be able to buy pot legally (if I smoked it, which I don't)
than be able to buy liquor. But NOOOOOO....
and that pisses me off.

[Retro Rocket]

Knock knock knock......Dave's not here man.....    Although i am sure he'll be along later....

[74cb750]

i'M EVEN MORE PISSED.
Just got stopped for speeding! 

[trueblue]

Moving house pisses me off, the missus and I are in the process of buying our first house.  The ones we are buying off are owner builders and doing us a huge favour, they have given us the house at 70k below valuation.  We are just awaiting final building certification and then it can all go through.  There are a few hold ups on the final approval, most of them I told the ones we are buying the house off needed doing, they didn't do it because they thought it didn't need doing and by not doing it they could save some money.  We are talking about $800 they were saving by not doing it final completion date was meant to be a week ago, now it's not for another week.
It's just starting to piss me off, we have had every hold up I think is possible during this build.  We had a 3 month hold up waiting for the bloody rain to stop so we could lay the slab for the shed.  Now we are getting held up over bull#$%* that should have been sorted months ago

[LoVel]

Getting tickets in Vermont pisses me off.  The last one only cost $145 and the points didn't transfer to Alabama but it still pisses me off.

[Terry in Australia]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

That pissed the fat biatch off............

[faux fiddy]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

That pissed the fat biatch off............

FYI, BBW is the new politically correct way to say 'fat chick.'

[trueblue]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

That pissed the fat biatch off............

FYI, BBW is the new politically correct way to say 'fat chick.'

What's that mean, Big Butted Whore

[70CB750]

You know you are fat when you lay on the beach and the Greenpeace will try to push you back to the sea. 

[motocyconomad]

pots not legal? that pisses me off. they know that stuff grows right out of the ground anywhere on all 6 continents right?

[faux fiddy]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

That pissed the fat biatch off............

FYI, BBW is the new politically correct way to say 'fat chick.'

What's that mean, Big Butted Whore

n'yuk  n'yuk!  Political correctness pisses me off!

[motocyconomad]

ya and not being able to express whatever retarded polotics you have on here really pisses me off and should have its place for free open thought.   even if it is redickulust.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Wait...weed is legal but I can't pay for a hand job? Stupid hippies and politikkkions.

[Don R]

It's been nice and quiet around here, the little puke around the corner took his harley apart and broke off a peg bolt in the swingarm. He then broke off a drill bit and a tap. Now he wants me to fix it, this could take a while.

[petercb750]

It's been nice and quiet around here, the little puke around the corner took his harley apart and broke off a peg bolt in the swingarm. He then broke off a drill bit and a tap. Now he wants me to fix it, this could take a while.

haha............and cost LOTS of money........that should piss him off 

[mick7504]

Pisses me off when the boss comes into see me and says that he's taking  myself and my right hand man out for lunch today. 

I said Fknell mate, I've just had a Fkn pie and a Fkn iced coffee and me guts is chokkas. 
Well he kept at me about so I said Well ok, if you insist. 
So off we went and somehow I got a dozen Kilpatrick Oysters in on top of the pie. 
Because we had the Company credit card, a few cold beers just had to be had too. 

Now we've got a zero drug & alcohol policy at work so the boss reckoned that he was gonna check us and see if we blew any numbers.

I said don't you worry about numbers mate, all we'll  be blowing is Fkn  oysters and a few good farts in your general direction. 
That pissed him off. 

[dave500]

our new bloke at work is good,im pissed off hes only staying for four weeks,ill have to go through all the test/train crap i hate doing again later,that pisses me off,fair dinkum,any one want to spend a day with me in a truck?thatll piss anyone off?i remind myself of that drill sargent in the film full metal jacket!

[mick7504]

I've just caught 13 Cane Toads and a bloody snake in the pool.
It's still pumped out but there's a bit of ground water in there.

Don't know what of snake it was but it was getting a bit cranky.
Anyway, it's expired now.

I don't mind the wildlife but geez, give us  a break.
I was pissed off. 
Hope that their mates get the idea or they're gonna be pissed off too. 

[Bailgang]

First off I had my memory permanently scarred yesterday at work when I saw the most butt ugliest (fugly is the word I'm looking for) cross dresser, a truck driver no less. To each his own I guess as far as cross dressing but gee whiz at least make a attempt to make it look convincing. 
Then I come home today and find out my pick up truck blew a front brake line. What a way to start out the week end.

[Terry in Australia]

First off I had my memory permanently scarred yesterday at work when I saw the most butt ugliest (fugly is the word I'm looking for) cross dresser, a truck driver no less. To each his own I guess as far as cross dressing but gee whiz at least make a attempt to make it look convincing. 

It wasn't Dave was it mate? He says he reminds himself of the drill sergeant in Full Mental Jacket, but I think he's more like one of those blokes in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert............