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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #3825 on: September 21, 2013, 06:14:12 am »
An older brother of mine did something similar using cat urine. He worked at a veterinarians office as a teen and the vet that owned the place was getting really pissed at a neighboring business owner who kept parking his car in the vet's parking lot. Numerous complaints were ignored so the vet got fed up with it and told my bro to find the biggest syringe he could find and fill it full of cat piss, my bro handed the loaded syringe to the vet who then squirted it into the air ducts under the hood right below the front windshield. That business owner never ever parked in the vets lot again. ;)
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« Reply #3826 on: September 21, 2013, 06:46:18 am »
Perfect mate.   ;D
Cats piss has to be right up there for payback situations.  ;D

Lamb chops hidden behind the back seat and out in the sun pisses 'em off too.  ;D

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« Reply #3827 on: September 21, 2013, 07:06:37 am »
We would use stinky cheese wrapper for that purpose to smear.  Hard to see and stinks to heaven.

I got pissed off by a barber shop in Prague, smeared their door handle and lock with #$%* at 1 AM or so.

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« Reply #3828 on: September 21, 2013, 04:41:48 pm »
 Revenge without violence or recrimination is always my favourite method. Patience (something I'm not good at) is important, because the longer it takes before you choose your moment, the less chance you'll have of becoming a suspect. Two examples:

In 1979 I had a 1972 Mazda RX2 coupe (which I wish I still had, they're worth a fortune now) and the 12A engine schidt itself. I went shopping for another car, and bought an ex-Victorian Police 1967 Ford XR Falcon, my first of many Fords. I bought it from a shonky car yard for $1000, less $400 for the Mazda.

My then arsehole of a brother in law to be was a cop, and he took it upon himself to check it for safety defects and found a few, so sent me back to the car yard to remonstrate with the proprieter. The long and the short of it was that we had a big argument which almost became a punch up, and I got no satisfaction.

That was around July, but I purposely didn't seek revenge until around December (summer time) when I returned one warm evening with a "Super Soaker" style water pistol with a capacity of about half a litre, and range of around 30 feet. I'd filled it full of brake fluid, and was able to spray it onto the first two rows of cars on that occasion, and on two return trips (several weeks apart, never return to the scene of the crime too hastily) I managed to get the more expensive cars that he'd parked further back from his front fence by cutting across the railway line behind the premises. The proprieter did a lot of "Jam Jobs" (quick resprays) using spraying enamel, and the brake fluid lifted this stuff almost on contact.

Years later, I bought my first BMW R100RS. Sadly it was a dud, and the big end bearings were shot. The proprieter eventually agreed to fix it, but I had to pay for the parts and he'd pay for the labour. Sadly his mechanic wasn't aware that BMW boxer conrods have to go in with the oil holes facing down, and of course he didn't, so the new bearings were destroyed by the time I got home. I came back and of course the argument got nasty, and he suggested that I sue him. Fcuk that.

After a few months I visited the bike shop early one Saturday morning and poked tooth picks slathered with superglue into both of the front door locks and cut them off flush with the lock. They had a side entrance for their workshop and staff entry, so it got the superglue treatment as well. I went for a ride (on my other bike) and came back around opening time, and bought a coffee at a shop across the street, and sat and enjoyed a coffee and a cigarette as I watched the entire staff and customers milling around the front of the shop while a locksmith drilled out the locks.

Once again, I did this a couple of times, several weeks apart. They had installed CCTV, but motorcycle helmets are excellent disguises, and I owned several helmets anyway, so I never had a visit from the police. They say that "Revenge is a dessert best served cold", and I couldn't agree more.

I could just imagine the arseholes that ran both shops trying to go thru their mental rolodex of all their unsatisfied customers, unpaid suppliers, disgruntled staff members, etc etc, which must have pissed them off. ;D     
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #3829 on: September 21, 2013, 07:06:30 pm »
Perfect mate.   ;D
Cats piss has to be right up there for payback situations.  ;D

Lamb chops hidden behind the back seat and out in the sun pisses 'em off too.  ;D

Prawn heads Mick, nothing beats Prawn heads mate.  ;D  My bosses father in law is an old truckie and has done a bit of developing and nothing pisses him off more than grubbly little self interested council workers, he's been fighting councils for ever. He had a situation where a council tried to screw him over on a subdivision so after getting no where and screwing round for months fighting the bastards he went to the council chambers along with his son and filled the airconditioning ducts with prawn heads and even opened the hatch in the elevator and put bags of prawn scraps on top of the elevator, he's lucky he was never fingered for it as it made the news and a big investigation was done by the Police, the Council  had to move all of their staff out of the building {fcuking big building} for a while {can't remember how long} until they could find what had "died", funny #$%*. He once used tree poison to write in huge letters "arsehole" on another councilors front lawn, the letters were about 3 foot tall and they were there for weeks... ;D
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« Reply #3830 on: September 21, 2013, 08:29:15 pm »
Perfect mate.   ;D
Cats piss has to be right up there for payback situations.  ;D

Lamb chops hidden behind the back seat and out in the sun pisses 'em off too.  ;D

Prawn heads Mick, nothing beats Prawn heads mate.  ;D  My bosses father in law is an old truckie and has done a bit of developing and nothing pisses him off more than grubbly little self interested council workers, he's been fighting councils for ever. He had a situation where a council tried to screw him over on a subdivision so after getting no where and screwing round for months fighting the bastards he went to the council chambers along with his son and filled the airconditioning ducts with prawn heads and even opened the hatch in the elevator and put bags of prawn scraps on top of the elevator, he's lucky he was never fingered for it as it made the news and a big investigation was done by the Police, the Council  had to move all of their staff out of the building {fcuking big building} for a while {can't remember how long} until they could find what had "died", funny #$%*. He once used tree poison to write in huge letters "arsehole" on another councilors front lawn, the letters were about 3 foot tall and they were there for weeks... ;D
Good one mate.  ;D

We did a similar sorta prawn related thing back in the 80's.
All of lads used to meet up at the Karama Tavern for our Friday night session.

I had to drop my mate off about 100 metres from his joint on the way home so that his missus didn't know that we'd been drinking piss together because we were forever getting up to mischief.  ;D

Well I pulled up with the 2 left hand wheels on the footpath which had lawn growing right to the edge of the kerbing.
Next thing, this fcuken Wog comes screaming out of his front door roaring' & revvin at me for parking on his grass.  ;D

As it turned out, this bastard owned the seafood shop where we spent heaps of money on prawns and Morten Bay bugs to have with our beers.

After he fed me a decent amount of abuse for parking on his grass, it became obvious that some form of favour back to him was a requirement.  ;D

So I parked the car up and around the corner a bit and me and me mate walked back to his joint and jumped the back fence and snuck into the garden shed.  ;D

We found the 8 Litre Hills garden sprayer but we couldn't find any weed poison.
So we filled the sprayer up with petrol and 2 stroke oil and went for a midnight walkie back to the wogs joint.  ;D

I reckon that within 24 hours, his front yard was looking like Death Valley.  ;D
Rumour had it that he was severely pissed off about that.  ;D
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« Reply #3831 on: September 21, 2013, 11:51:29 pm »
When I was in high school, a mate of mine put on a hell of a party.  There was a young shiela there and a couple of my mates (I won't mention their names but for this story I will call them Bruce and Bazza) were trying to score with her, she was making no secret of the fact that someone was going to get lucky that night.  Anyway as the night wore on Bruce came out boasting that he had got a shot away then he resumed drinking.  Anyway Baz disappeared for a while, after about an hour we went looking for him, we found him and the young lass, starkers and passed out on Bruce's bed. 

Needless to say Bruce wasn't happy, the best thing he could think of was to drop his dacks and fart on Bazza's face.  Unfortunately for Baz, there was some follow through on the fart, quite a lot of follow through.  Baz woke up to Bruces arse in his face getting sprayed with #$%*, the sort of #$%* you would expect after a big feed of chilli.  The kind that would normally paint the entire toilet bowl a nice shade of brown.  To say Baz was pissed off would be an understatement.   ;D ;D
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« Reply #3833 on: September 23, 2013, 01:19:46 pm »
^^^^   what a fcuking joke..... ::) :o >:(
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« Reply #3834 on: September 23, 2013, 02:19:13 pm »
Yeah
Good luck with that.  ;D
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« Reply #3835 on: September 23, 2013, 02:49:04 pm »
I kinda like it, but tell him he's dreamin'..............
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« Reply #3836 on: September 23, 2013, 04:04:19 pm »
 YEP ..he's dreamin ..
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3838 on: September 24, 2013, 01:31:19 am »
ha!says it turns heads where ever he goes,he didnt mention it was in the opposite direction though?

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« Reply #3839 on: September 24, 2013, 01:39:45 am »
Well I suppose shaking your head is still technically "head turning", so he's not really lying........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3840 on: September 24, 2013, 02:42:26 am »
I'm pissed off that I have to have another day of leisure tomorrow, and I can't decide which bike to take for a ride.... ???
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« Reply #3841 on: September 24, 2013, 02:46:24 am »
I'm pissed off that I have to have another day of leisure tomorrow, and I can't decide which bike to take for a ride.... ???

Why don't you just put them on a trailer and tow 'em behind your car Pete? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3842 on: September 24, 2013, 02:50:01 am »
Ouch.
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« Reply #3843 on: September 24, 2013, 02:51:33 am »
Serve's you right................ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3844 on: September 24, 2013, 02:58:55 am »
Enjoy your day at work........ :P
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« Reply #3845 on: September 24, 2013, 03:26:26 am »
Ha ha, I'm doing an "Army Reserve Day" tomorrow Pete, I start at 10am and work until 4, and the company I work for, and the ADF both pay me. It's a hard life, but someone has to do it.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3846 on: September 24, 2013, 03:30:17 am »
It pisses me off you get paid twice.... :o
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« Reply #3847 on: September 24, 2013, 03:51:25 am »
It pisses me off you get paid twice.... :o

I only told you because I knew it would............ ;D

The company I work for is trialling a new salary sacrifice deal where you can purchase additional annual leave. Apparently I can "buy" as much as 8 weeks annual leave per annum on top of my annual 4 week entitlement.

Why would I want to do this, you ask? Well my salary, plus my defence pension puts me in the highest PAYG tax bracket, so by taking one day off per week and doing (untaxed) Army Reserve work, I take home around the same money, but my taxable income drops by around 20%.

I've already got approval from my Army boss, I just need to convince my civilian boss that it's a good idea too, but I think it might piss him off............. ;D     
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3848 on: September 24, 2013, 04:04:36 am »
Sounds like a good plan if you can make it happen mate....
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« Reply #3849 on: September 24, 2013, 04:56:47 am »
What happened to Lost his Keys that started this thread?

Seems like it's turned into the Aussie political complaint dept., not that there's anything wrong with that!
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