Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Terry in Australia]

Hey that's not true Steve, anyone can come here and whine, there's no discrimination here!

[BLUE71TURBO]

What happened to Lost his Keys that started this thread?

Seems like it's turned into the Aussie political complaint dept., not that there's anything wrong with that!

            Well it seems that our brothers from down under are the only ones who have balls to complain about something that's worth complaining about.         

[Stev-o]

What happened to Lost his Keys that started this thread?

Seems like it's turned into the Aussie political complaint dept., not that there's anything wrong with that!

            Well it seems that our brothers from down under are the only ones who have balls to complain about something that's worth complaining about.         

seems that way!

[Mo]

I hate it when I have to sit here at work at 7 30 pm, when all I wanna do is go home and grab some beer! btw, I'm "working" really hard. 

[Bailgang]

More bummed out than pissed but my 550 that I literally resurrected from the dead 5+ years ago went bye bye tonight. When you put as much work into something like I did the 550 you can't help getting a little attached to it. Oh well in exchange I got a 73 cb500 plus some cash so now I have to figure out what to do with the 500.

[mick7504]

Well we had the external auditor in at work today compiling his hit list to make sure that we are meeting the requirements for our Quality, Health Safety and Environmental Management System.

I got back into the office at about midday after spending the morning with the boys at the workshop.
Just to make sure that they had the joint cleaned up and all of that other stuff  sorted out that they stick into the too hard basket. (Mainly paperwork)

Anyway, when I got back, you'd reckon that some poor bastard had died going by the sombre atmosphere in the joint.
Everyone was calling him Mr and Sir so I went into the room where he was sitting and said "G'day mate, how are they hanging son, still the left one a bit below the right one."
That pissed him off and he didn't like that at all.

Tomorrow he's doing an audit at the workshop and he said that he's gonna target it because we got rapped over the knuckles last year for non compliance.

So we're thinking about taking him to the strippers at lunch time and get a few photos of him there to send to his missus if he doesn't tick all of the right boxes. 

That'll piss him off but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. 

[Terry in Australia]

What happened to Lost his Keys that started this thread?

Seems like it's turned into the Aussie political complaint dept., not that there's anything wrong with that!

            Well it seems that our brothers from down under are the only ones who have balls to complain about something that's worth complaining about.         

Ha ha, I'd like to think that we don't need an excuse to whine, whining is as natural as laziness, complacency and racism, and everyone should exercise their freedom of speech and just complain about anything that pops into your head.

Having said that, we Aussies don't actually have "Freedom of Speech" amendment in our constitution, so we have to hope we don't piss off the wrong people, which really pisses me off.............

[Terry in Australia]

Have fun with that blackmail thing Mick, when I was a purchasing officer people would try to bribe me all the time, but no-one ever tried to blackmail me?

I did knock back a couple of women who were recently seperated and were looking for some casual sex, but I could see that blackmail wasn't too far from their cunning minds, so I had to think with my big head and not with my little one, and politely decline..........

[mick7504]

I reckon that we'll be ok this time mate.
We had a hit list from last year so we knew what needed addressing.

That's all good now but ya just never know with these buggas.
So we've got "Plan B" just incase he starts getting a bit funny. 

[mick7504]

Well we came through the audit relatively unscathed today. 
Just got busted with a few discrepancies for using uncontrolled documents on a few jobs.
Crazy thing is that if we didn't keep those history reports, no bastard would know any different.
So that just reaffirms the old saying that ya fcuked if ya do and ya fcuked if ya don't.
Pisses me off. 

The bloody big brown bomber March Flies are on the loose again tonight and they're pissin' me off. 

The neighbours fcuken cat was on the wrong side of the fence when I got home tonight and that pissed me off too.   
If I had my way, every fcuken cat in existence would be rounded up and ..............
Hang on, I better not go there or some fcuken cat lover might get pissed off. 

[Stev-o]

Hey Mick - why don't you like cats?   I get pleasure watching my dog try to catch the wife's cat when I yell "get him"! That really pisses the wife off. 
Don't know why, he rarely catches the cat and has taken a claw to the face when he does. Bet that pisses him off!

[mick7504]

Hey Mick - why don't you like cats?   I get pleasure watching my dog try to catch the wife's cat when I yell "get him"! That really pisses the wife off. 
Don't know why, he rarely catches the cat and has taken a claw to the face when he does. Bet that pisses him off!

That's a good point Stev-o 
It's about the only time that a stinkin' ol' cats welcome when Charlie's hot on their tail and knawin' on their fluffy arse. 

Those short Sausage Dog legs know how to burn rubber when he spots one. 

[trueblue]

Mick, one of my old neighbours cats used to sleep in my boat.  I could never catch it, everytime I got near it would bolt.  Anyway, one day I had the seat swiveled so it was facing the side of the boat.  I needed to grab my sunnies off the dash of the boat so I just walked up to it, jumped up onto the trailer and as I was reaching for the sunnies I spotted the cat sat there terrified cause it was finally cornered.  In one swift move I gave up on the sunnies and turned my attention to the cat.  I grabbed it and before it could get the claws out I sent it flying across the yard head over heels.  When it landed half on its feet, half on its face I was already halfway across the yard towards it and ready to dropkick the mongrel for everytime it had #$%* and pissed in my boat, not to mention all the claw marks it had left all over the place.  The cat had no sooner touched the ground and its legs were already in top gear.  I chased it to the fenceline where I looked up and saw its owners of the mongrel shocked at what had just happened to their dear fluffy.  They were mildly pissed off, and started going off their nut at me.  I stood there for a bit and when they had their rant I just told them I would send them the bill for the damage their cat had done to the interior of my boat and the paint on my car.  I also explained to them that if I caught the cat in my boat again a flying lesson would be the least of its worries.  Needless to say after that precious little fluffy stayed locked in their house and they didn't speak to me again, I call that a win, win situation   

[Bailgang]

My neighbors and I get along pretty good, we all have an agreement that I wont boot their dogs halfway across the yard if they dump in my yard so long as they don't boot our dog if it does the same in their yards. The only disadvantage is that my wife's dog is a pip squeak dachshund that lays pip squeak turds compared to their labrador retrievers that drop much bigger ones.

[70CB750]

One summer an outdoor neighbors cat would sleep on drivers seat in my jeep - I had doors off and only small top on it for the summer fun.

Well, she had flees and I got flee bites all over my but from that. 

That pissed me off, let me tell you.

[dave500]

someone had to do it,may aswell be me!enjoy.
rodney rude sings i hate cats


i never put that bit in brackets,#$%*en rodneys watching me!

[demon78]

In defense of cats. Depends how you train your cat guys I've had several that would come when I called them and if you made it clear to them that they were not welcome some places they would avoid those spots, the major problem with cats is they are like teenagers if they want to do something you have to make it abundantly clear to them that it's a no-no for each and every thing otherwise, it'll be ah well they didn't say I couldn't kill the neighbor's rabbit just not their bird or dog. Teenagers, ahh they didn't say I couldn't #$%* just that I couldn't drink or smoke weed. I've also had a couple that would protect their property just as fiercely as a dog, #$%* all short of a Sherman tank sorry Abrams tank would get through. Also one of the two would hunt with me.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

This is my favourite fcuking cat song. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJRABlQTJA0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Terry in Australia]

I like cats. We've got four of them, and the thing I like about them is that they don't fcuking bark all day and all fcuking night like those pissy little pretend dogs like that little baastard next door.

My two dogs (RIP) never barked (except when they wanted me to throw the fcuking ball.....) but you'd be a braver man than me if you entered the back yard without my permission...............

[seanbarney41]

In defense of cats. Depends how you train your cat guys I've had several that would come when I called them and if you made it clear to them that they were not welcome some places they would avoid those spots, the major problem with cats is they are like teenagers if they want to do something you have to make it abundantly clear to them that it's a no-no for each and every thing otherwise, it'll be ah well they didn't say I couldn't kill the neighbor's rabbit just not their bird or dog. Teenagers, ahh they didn't say I couldn't #$%* just that I couldn't drink or smoke weed. I've also had a couple that would protect their property just as fiercely as a dog, #$%* all short of a Sherman tank sorry Abrams tank would get through. Also one of the two would hunt with me.
Bill the demon.

+1 Demon, I love smart cats, you can never really tell exactly what they are thinking...pisses me off when no one is interested in trying

[mick7504]

Well if it doesn't rain soon so that I can chuck a flame in the palm front pile, I'm just gonna have to have another cold beer. 

Geez it's bloody mongrel hot down in the back paddock.
This morning started off with a Chesty Bonds singlet on and now a blokes got Wharfies shoulders. 

We had a few big spots of rain drop out of the sky about midday and then the rain buggered off.
It shouldn't be too far off now but I'm getting pissed off waiting for it. 

[Terry in Australia]

You're a bloody worker Mick, you make me tired just looking at those pics! The wife was laying out some paper under the cats poo box, (it's not allowed outside, it had some surgery that got infected) and I saw an advert for Masters Hardware selling new 4 stroke mowers with catchers for 99 bucks on special. Phew, lucky the sale ended last week, or I would have had to buy one, then I'd probably have to use the baastard! Cheers, Terry.

[petercb750]

We've got one cat, strictly indoors, she's 20 now and starting to slow down a bit.....she vagues out and gets the twitches, but she's good value and hardly leaves my side.
I always hated cats, always a dog person, but this one has grown on me over the last few years.
Probably be pretty cut up when she goes.
Then I'll probably get another dog.....but don't tell the cat!
Peter.

[mick7504]

Bloody mowing's got whiskers on it mate. 

Last weekend the bloody battery sh1t itself in the ride on, then it didn't have any drive from the hydraulic diff so I started thinking You bloody beauty, no more mowing.
That was short lived after I found a stick jammed behind the lever that engages the bastard.

Once this rain starts and the grass and the weeds start flourishing, I might go mad dog with the Glyphosate and nuke the mongrel.
That's gonna piss off the missus. 

[Terry in Australia]

Well if you need a weed sprayer let me know Mick, that big bastaard of mine with the sweet 2HP Briggs motor and 100 litre tank is kind of wasted on my little suburban back yard.............