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« Reply #4300 on: November 30, 2013, 03:33:10 pm »
I reckon that you mount one of those 12v fans onto the mower with a windscreen washer pump going to a veejet water nozzle so that it works as a misting fan.

That should also stop the flies sneaking into your stubby of beer while you drink and drive on the ride on.  ;D
I don't know how many times that's happened.
It pisses me off when you have to spit out a perfectly good mouthful of beer because a bloody fly has snuck in there.  ;D

What's worse is when you spit the beer out and there's only flies legs that come out with it.
That's when you know that you've swallowed the fly.

Maybe an alcohol delivery circuit could be incorporated in with the windscreen washer pump with a straw like those lycra clad pushbike bozos have.  ;D

That'd eliminate the fly problem.
Mmmm, got me thinking now.  ;D
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« Reply #4301 on: December 02, 2013, 11:51:06 am »
you guys are inventing some pretty cutting edge cooling and drinking systems for the hot part of the year. we here in Texas are watching you guys and we'll not hesitate to steal these Aussie inventions when the world shifts over to heat us up again.  Other hot areas in the world need to keep up the good drinking/cooling innovations instead of leaving it to a few.   come on Africa and Asia !!! don't they get hot ,  i know they do !!!! invent some stay cool get drunk #$%* already pitch in for #$%*s sake! you've had plenty of time to address it, we'll trade ideas back and forth across the pacific but you #$%*s invent something from scratch #$%*ing  Asia gets enough #$%* to copy for free.

do you ever notice that a super fancy home is cooled and heated by the same equipment that would do a commoners home. many components are built to fail. or not durable enough to live the expected 20 years of a system. there is no Ferrari or Mercedes Benz of AC. now with the mini split systems have variable speed motors controlled by sophisticated circuitry boards the chintzy-ness can be even more camouflaged ...and that is #$%*ed!!!!

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« Reply #4302 on: December 03, 2013, 01:26:31 am »
Yeah mate, here in Oz we've still got the shiits with that US company who stole our beaut UGG Boots, trade-marked the brand name then sued anyone in Oz selling UGG Boots, those sneaky thieving fukkers..........

But your point about home appliances failing is interesting, shortly after I bought my then 9 year old house 12 years ago, I got a knock on the door from a tech from the company who installed my hot water system when the house was built.

He asked if he could check the sacrificial anode in the tank, as it was due to be replaced? I said, "OK......", thinking that this might be some sort of scam? We went out to the tank, he pulled the anode, and yep, it was all but chewed away. He asked me if I'd like him to replace it (for around 100 bucks) and I said, "OK.....".

He said the tank would be fine for another 10 years, and he'd come back and replace it again. He also told me to occasionally use the external bypass valve to flush any rust out of the tank.

Fast forward 10 years, and I get a knock on the door, and it's the anode dude. Same thing, he checks the anode, it's all but eaten away, he replaces it ($130) and off he goes. My tank is now 21 years old, and I've never had a problem with it. My mother in law has replaced two tanks in that time, so I tell her about the anode thing and she calls her plumber (who's replaced both of her tanks) and he tells her it's all bullshiit.

I tell her that Euro-Trash cars now come with a sacrificial anode installed to stop them from rusting in wet cold conditions, on roads covered in salt etc, and she pretty much tells me that I'm full of shiit. (which is true, but uncalled for) I daydream about how I'm gonna spend her money when she's dead....... Which will probably piss her off, so I hope she doesn't come back and haunt me. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #4303 on: December 03, 2013, 04:40:44 am »
I didnt know that about those UGG boots. Chicks got all into those things I think they look like eskimo boots. hate them never got why they got so popular.

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« Reply #4304 on: December 03, 2013, 10:17:22 am »
I'll see if I can get a pic of girls around here wearing UGG boots and Nike shorts. That'll piss you off!

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« Reply #4305 on: December 03, 2013, 01:01:54 pm »
holy #$%* yup that would do it.  >:( :'(

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« Reply #4306 on: December 05, 2013, 08:05:15 pm »
The guys that dive into these crazy bike builds, (sometimes awesome) but when the least little things, phillips stripped, the tire rubs, the taillight looks crooked it's HEY YOU GUYS! WHAT do I do? jeez.
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« Reply #4307 on: December 05, 2013, 10:30:16 pm »
C'Mon Don, we all gotta start somewhere, and anyway, that gives us ol' farts the chance to show everyone how smart we are when we answer 'em! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #4308 on: December 06, 2013, 12:05:06 am »
yeah the tyre will only rub if you try and ride it,the crooked tail light goes with the rat/brat cafe thing and i dont even know phillip let alone want to see him naked?

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« Reply #4309 on: December 06, 2013, 05:44:53 pm »
C'Mon Dave, are you saying that you're not just the slightest bit curious..........? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #4310 on: December 06, 2013, 10:58:21 pm »
The boss just bought brand new squeaky shiny Argo and I started thinking to meself , you fcuken bloody beauty, we can load up the cannons and go Goose Shootin' on Boxin' Day rather than playin' fcuken cricket.  ;D

I was excited about the new Argo 'cos all Australian boys need an Argo.  ;D
Well me fcuken dreams have been dashed now and I'm pissed off.  ;D

Apparently some fcuka wants to dry hire it and pay money which is not on.  ;D
When will bosses learn that Goose Shootin' and Pig Shootin' and Mud Crabbin' should take priority for the boys.

Pissed off.  ;D


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« Reply #4311 on: December 07, 2013, 02:51:26 pm »
Mud crabbin, now your talking, {don't forget beer drinking, goes hand in hand}  ;D

PS, throw some prawns in there too mate.... 8)
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« Reply #4312 on: December 07, 2013, 02:53:28 pm »
What is this "Mud crabbin?"  ???
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« Reply #4314 on: December 07, 2013, 08:13:51 pm »
What is this "Mud crabbin?"  ???
Bob, Here's a couple of old photos that were taken about 15 years ago.
We'd work the tide as it was coming in and were guaranteed a good feed of "Muddies" everytime.

What we had to cook them in was an old 18 gallon beer keg that we cut in half with an angle grinder and that worked like a beauty.  ;D
You can see in one of the photos that the Mud Crab is almost as big as my daughters poodle.  ;D
If they grab hold of your finger with one of their nippers, they can crack the bone no problem.

That's why we left the beer drinking until after they were cooked.  ;D



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« Reply #4315 on: December 07, 2013, 08:41:20 pm »
I'm pissed off that I'm allergic to shell-fish...........  :'(
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #4316 on: December 07, 2013, 10:01:14 pm »
Geezus Mick, you only look about 13 in that first pic....oh...wait....you might be the one in the middle.....
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« Reply #4317 on: December 07, 2013, 10:17:00 pm »
Those look like Dungeness Crabs from the Pacific Northwest or Alaska. I used to deckhand on a few different boats and if any crab was missing a claw or more than one leg on either side they were culled out for eating by the crew.

We eventually got kicked out of a major productive  area in waters of a National Park. That pissed me off.
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« Reply #4318 on: December 07, 2013, 11:57:31 pm »
The screaming shiits pisses me off. I made myself a couple of Bratwurst and bacon samwidges for lunch, and ever since, I've been getting more runs on the board than England's Ashes team.

Bloody hell, everyone tells me that I'm full of shiit, but I didn't believe until today, surely there can't be any left? And my arsehole is singing that old Johnny Cash classic, "Ring of Fire". Please pray for me........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #4319 on: December 08, 2013, 12:08:04 am »
Did you put any kind of sauce on that brat?

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« Reply #4320 on: December 08, 2013, 12:39:02 am »
Sorry to hear you are shiited off AND pissed off Terry, but no thanks for the visuals..... :(
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« Reply #4321 on: December 08, 2013, 01:37:35 am »
Did you put any kind of sauce on that brat?



Just some cracked pepper, seeded mustard and green tomato relish mate, but I did use a lot...........
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #4322 on: December 08, 2013, 03:09:53 am »
Wouldn't mind a feed of muddies, I should pinch the old mans tinny and set the pots this weekend.  ;D
A mate of mine caught a muddy a couple of years ago, this isn't it but it is about the same side as the one he caught.  I don't have the original picture anymore unfortunately. :-\

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« Reply #4323 on: December 08, 2013, 08:28:52 am »
Want to know what drives me nutz? The misguided propensity for referring to bikes as "her" or "she". Motorcycles are not ships. Bikes are strong, powerful, precise, fast, noisy, unambiguous, mechanical wonders with souls.

And don't even think about trying the "temperamental like a woman" argument. That's simply the bike's way of saying you're not living up to your end of the symbiotic relationship.

So please, for the love of all things holy, stop insulting your faithful companion by calling him a girl.

That said, I'd be remiss if I didn't add that any post '67 Harley can properly be referred to as "she' or "her" (with the possible exception of the XLCR1000 and the XR1200) as they are in point of fact boats.

We now resume your regular programming........

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« Reply #4324 on: December 08, 2013, 12:31:43 pm »
Well I don't refer to my motorcycles as either "he", or "she", but "it", because that's what it is, an "it". People who think of their motorcycles as their "friends" obviously don't have enough friends, and those folk who refer to their motorcycles as "he" are either female, shemale, or gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)