What really ticks me off is the absurdity of suicides. Not just regular old suicide like you hang yourself in your closet or something.
But the suicide where you jump off the freeway into a valley 300'+ down. Or the suicide where you hang yourself in a park, traumatizing whomever finds you.
I've had 3 of the former in the last two months, and 5 of the latter in less time than that. I don't want to have to drive all the way down into the valley on a bumpy dirt road in a minivan, then carry the gurney over rough terrain, just to pull you out. It's difficult to drive down, and even more difficult to drive up. It's usually a several hundred foot hike off the road to the landing site, and sometimes the gurney can't get there. So we have to CARRY too far over rocks, uneven surfaces, rises and falls, etc. One time even through a damn stream!
And I just can't figure out why people hang themselves in parks. Google can't answer it for me.