One thing I'm not pissed off about is my Aldi cheapo coffee machine. My old one died recently so I went and bought another one, and the checkout chick told me to keep the receipt for warranty purposes. I replied that I wish I'd kept the receipt for my old one and she just said, "Bring your old one back with this receipt and I'll refund your money".
Woohoo! I put the old one (over 2 years old, so out of warranty, and very well used anyway) back in the box, took it back to Aldi and they refunded my 79 bucks! How good is that? So here I am, sucking down a tall latte and feeling pretty good right now, so much so that I'm having trouble trying to stay pissed off!