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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4700 on: February 01, 2014, 03:42:39 am »
Having been though some of what you people are going to experience I am truly not
impressed about the tube with the camera up my dick I found it painful, bloody, embarrassing. The conversation went something like "here we'll just put some local on it", 5 min later, "there that should do", ah doc I can still feel it, "that's ok it'll be fine nurse hold it still", lunge, :ouch:, "are you ok", :yeah I'll make it:, "hmm I still can't see anything", Jamb, :Ouch it's not fitting, don't you have something smaller:, "no it's state of the art, the other one is bigger, just a minute, nurse hang on to him: luunge /jambb :Holy#$%*:, "there, hmm, nothing, you'll have to go to the hospital"."Don't worry about the blood it'll go away in a few days". "Talk to the receptionist about the hospital appointment". in retrospect I'm reasonably sure that where my body started going down hill, so my advice, get to know the people that are going to check you out because if you don't you could have an interesting time, oh and by way the local never did work and what good would it do on the outside any how, it's the inside that hurts. So feel free to cut and print this and show it to the ones that are going to rape your willy with a tv camera and say you'll be hanging on to their balls while they do it.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4701 on: February 01, 2014, 03:55:29 am »
*cringe* :( >:( :o ??? :P :-\ :'(
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« Reply #4702 on: February 01, 2014, 04:39:43 am »
Fiddy when they told me that they were going to scope my innards, I like the old fool that I am, thought that ok micro miniaturization it shouldn't be to bad, well my vision of micro turned out to be a little thicker than an HB pencil and semi flexible. Even more interesting was the "Press on regardless" attitude if I had known and thought it needed, I would have said do it under general anapestic in the hospital.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4703 on: February 01, 2014, 01:12:01 pm »
Doc says my specialist uses general anesthetic, whew.
A while back (12 years now come to think of it) I was in hospital and needed a catheter inserted. It was done by two gorgeous, young, female interns. One was Asian and the other Indian/European, never felt any pain at all. When it was time to remove it the same two young ladies 'handled' that as well.
What I was pissed off about was that I left the hospital missing half my large bowel and about a metre of small bowel. But the doc assured me it was all for the better. And it has been.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4704 on: February 01, 2014, 02:43:32 pm »
Quote from: demon74 on February 01, 2014, 03:42:39 am
Having been though some of what you people are going to experience I am truly not
impressed about the tube with the camera up my dick I found it painful, bloody, embarrassing. The conversation went something like "here we'll just put some local on it", 5 min later, "there that should do", ah doc I can still feel it, "that's ok it'll be fine nurse hold it still", lunge, :ouch:, "are you ok", :yeah I'll make it:, "hmm I still can't see anything", Jamb, :Ouch it's not fitting, don't you have something smaller:, "no it's state of the art, the other one is bigger, just a minute, nurse hang on to him: luunge /jambb :Holy#$%*:, "there, hmm, nothing, you'll have to go to the hospital"."Don't worry about the blood it'll go away in a few days". "Talk to the receptionist about the hospital appointment". in retrospect I'm reasonably sure that where my body started going down hill, so my advice, get to know the people that are going to check you out because if you don't you could have an interesting time, oh and by way the local never did work and what good would it do on the outside any how, it's the inside that hurts. So feel free to cut and print this and show it to the ones that are going to rape your willy with a tv camera and say you'll be hanging on to their balls while they do it.
Bill the demon.

I've pissed and sh1t out of tubes on a few occasions Bill but i was lucky enough to be unconscious when they were inserted, if i was awake when they wanted to remove the one in my penis i would do it myself, not much fun but i trusted myself over anyone else to do it regardless of how well trained they were...  :o  Not much fun i must add....
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4705 on: February 01, 2014, 05:00:50 pm »
I'm stuck with the catheter permanently these days.
Not being able to piss and sh1t properly pisses me off. >:(
But at least I'm wearing out shoes. 8)

Cheers,
Brian
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4706 on: February 01, 2014, 05:05:21 pm »
Bear gotta ask, Velcro shoes?
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4707 on: February 01, 2014, 05:09:08 pm »
Croc's.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4708 on: February 01, 2014, 05:14:05 pm »
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:00:50 pm
I'm stuck with the catheter permanently these days.
Not being able to piss and #$%* properly pisses me off. >:(
But at least I'm wearing out shoes. 8)

Cheers,
Brian

You're a lucky baastard Brian, I'd kill to not have to get out of my chair to go to the toilet. As I type this I'm mentally designing a leather recliner with an inbuilt beer fridge and a vacuum operated catheter (so I don't have to strain) for both 1's and 2's. For me, that'd be heaven...... ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4709 on: February 01, 2014, 05:39:14 pm »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 01, 2014, 05:14:05 pm
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:00:50 pm
I'm stuck with the catheter permanently these days.
Not being able to piss and #$%* properly pisses me off. >:(
But at least I'm wearing out shoes. 8)

Cheers,
Brian

You're a lucky baastard Brian, I'd kill to not have to get out of my chair to go to the toilet. As I type this I'm mentally designing a leather recliner with an inbuilt beer fridge and a vacuum operated catheter (so I don't have to strain) for both 1's and 2's. For me, that'd be heaven...... ;D

You could also use the vacuum for....oh wait....doesn't matter.... :-[
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4710 on: February 01, 2014, 05:45:08 pm »
Geeez.................your a funny pair of barstards. :)
I should have dropped that dog poo in your tent when I had the chance Uncle Tez. ::)

Cheers,
Brian
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4711 on: February 01, 2014, 06:06:05 pm »
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:45:08 pm
Geeez.................your a funny pair of barstards. :)
I should have dropped that dog poo in your tent when I had the chance Uncle Tez. ::)

Cheers,
Brian

They tell me his tent smelt like you did drop some in there anyway Brian........ ::) ;D

(awaits appropriate response from tez...)
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4712 on: February 01, 2014, 08:36:02 pm »
My mrs just texted me to say her car outside temp reading is 46.. :o
Ffs, that's something like 200deg F.....or feels like it.... :o
And we're on the coast...
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4713 on: February 01, 2014, 08:39:54 pm »
Quote from: petercb750 on February 01, 2014, 08:36:02 pm
My mrs just texted me to say her car outside temp reading is 46.. :o
Ffs, that's something like 200deg F.....or feels like it.... :o
And we're on the coast...

That's toasty!
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« Reply #4714 on: February 01, 2014, 08:51:20 pm »
Yeh, it's actually 115F, I think that's hot enough....it pisses me off.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4715 on: February 01, 2014, 11:45:07 pm »
Quote from: petercb750 on February 01, 2014, 05:39:14 pm
Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 01, 2014, 05:14:05 pm
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:00:50 pm
I'm stuck with the catheter permanently these days.
Not being able to piss and #$%* properly pisses me off. >:(
But at least I'm wearing out shoes. 8)

Cheers,
Brian

You're a lucky baastard Brian, I'd kill to not have to get out of my chair to go to the toilet. As I type this I'm mentally designing a leather recliner with an inbuilt beer fridge and a vacuum operated catheter (so I don't have to strain) for both 1's and 2's. For me, that'd be heaven...... ;D

You could also use the vacuum for....oh wait....doesn't matter.... :-[

Is that you Howard Wolowitz??
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4716 on: February 02, 2014, 12:16:26 am »
Quote from: krusty on February 01, 2014, 11:45:07 pm
Quote from: petercb750 on February 01, 2014, 05:39:14 pm
Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 01, 2014, 05:14:05 pm
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:00:50 pm
I'm stuck with the catheter permanently these days.
Not being able to piss and #$%* properly pisses me off. >:(
But at least I'm wearing out shoes. 8)

Cheers,
Brian

You're a lucky baastard Brian, I'd kill to not have to get out of my chair to go to the toilet. As I type this I'm mentally designing a leather recliner with an inbuilt beer fridge and a vacuum operated catheter (so I don't have to strain) for both 1's and 2's. For me, that'd be heaven...... ;D

You could also use the vacuum for....oh wait....doesn't matter.... :-[

Is that you Howard Wolowitz??

 ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4717 on: February 02, 2014, 01:38:18 am »
Quote from: bear on February 01, 2014, 05:45:08 pm
Geeez.................your a funny pair of barstards. :)
I should have dropped that dog poo in your tent when I had the chance Uncle Tez. ::)

Cheers,
Brian

What, you had dog poo and you didn't share? And I thought you were a mate! Ha ha, geez it was hot today, I took the missus out for lunch at TGI Fridays and managed to quaff 3 pints of Bulmers cider, then 3 more stubbies of Strongbow at the pub while she did some shopping, and when she drove me home I had a couple of Crownies, and now I'm on the Makers and Coke. I'm hoping for cooler weather, just so I can experience sobriety! ;D
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« Reply #4718 on: February 02, 2014, 02:50:02 am »
Terry, tried it once many years ago and again recently. Not worth it. According to the Demon's soon to be published comprehensive book of engineering order's for commonwealth military personnel, past, present and future, E/O 01/01/01/01/1a it's clearly stated that stability not sobriety is the optimum operating condition.
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« Reply #4719 on: February 02, 2014, 10:07:04 pm »
Dog's coat was all full of dead grass the other day like he had been rolling in the  yard. After we got in the van it took a while to figure out the smell wasn't either of us that had stepped in it. It was that the dog got sh8 faced while rolling in the yard. Dog sh8 pisses me off.
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« Reply #4720 on: February 02, 2014, 10:17:40 pm »
Quote from: demon74 on February 02, 2014, 02:50:02 am
Terry, tried it once many years ago and again recently. Not worth it. According to the Demon's soon to be published comprehensive book of engineering order's for commonwealth military personnel, past, present and future, E/O 01/01/01/01/1a it's clearly stated that stability not sobriety is the optimum operating condition.
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Well I'm looking forward to reading your book Bill, are there pictures of motorcycles in it too? Not that your words alone wouldn't be interesting enough, but I've got a really short attention span........... ;D
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« Reply #4721 on: February 03, 2014, 05:56:19 am »
Peeling stickers off apples. Who came up with that?  >:(
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« Reply #4722 on: February 03, 2014, 05:12:08 pm »
Taking a big bite out of your meat pie and then finding half a cockroach in it.
That'd piss me off.  ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4723 on: February 03, 2014, 05:13:48 pm »
Quote from: mick7504 on February 03, 2014, 05:12:08 pm
Taking a big bite out of your meat pie and then finding half a cockroach in it.
That'd piss me off.  ;D

What would piss you off even more would be knowing that the cockroach was the only meat in it.... :o 8) ;D ;)
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« Reply #4724 on: February 03, 2014, 06:13:16 pm »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on February 03, 2014, 05:13:48 pm
Quote from: mick7504 on February 03, 2014, 05:12:08 pm
Taking a big bite out of your meat pie and then finding half a cockroach in it.
That'd piss me off.  ;D

What would piss you off even more would be knowing that the cockroach was the only meat in it.... :o 8) ;D ;)

Cockroach, cardboard and horses hooves mixed up makes a nice paste. Perfect for meat pies. Thats why they taste so good.  ;D
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