Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[mick7504]

where do you get those sayings from Mick, cracks me up.

I'm pissed off that my old leather jackets have shrunk, and my old helmets have grown....wtf
 

I reckon a lot of those sayings came from Port Pirie when we were growing up there Pete.
My ol' mate Stemmy Whelan (RIP) use to use to come out with some sayings that'd make  tears from laughing.
He'd have to be one of the funniest blokes that I've ever met.

He bought a Honda 4 back in the 70's when we all had one but he'd trailer it everywhere behind his HQ Holden because he could never master the art of drinking a bottle of beer and riding at the same time. 

[Don R]

 The guys selling everything they have and listing it as sandcast all over Ebay when it is clearly not from a sandcast bike. Some parts may be the same but the ads are very misleading. I've bought a few items from one seller in particular. No problem for me but I think I know the difference, some guys don't.
 

[mick7504]

The guys selling everything they have and listing it as sandcast all over Ebay when it is clearly not from a sandcast bike. Some parts may be the same but the ads are very misleading. I've bought a few items from one seller in particular. No problem for me but I think I know the difference, some guys don't.

It seems that the majority of parts listed are sandcast parts Don.
It's a nice try to mislead the unknowing.
But what the fcuk would they know.  .

Pisses me off. 

[mick7504]

For the first time in my life, I got to hold a Koala Bear that was peaceful.
How good's that. 

Every other Koala Bear that I've grabbed a hold of has scratched the fcuk outa me and I didn't like that too much.
So anyway, this lad was fairly settled and content, as long as he had a free feed of eucalyptus leaves.
The only problem was that he had a bit of a guts ache, and after he settled in, the dirty bastard farted on me arm.

So I reckon #$%* Koala Bears, they piss me off. 

[petercb750]

That's the first time I've ever seen a koala in sunnies......oh...wait.....

[vfourfreak]

For the first time in my life, I got to hold a Koala Bear that was peaceful.
How good's that. 

Every other Koala Bear that I've grabbed a hold of has scratched the fcuk outa me and I didn't like that too much.
So anyway, this lad was fairly settled and content, as long as he had a free feed of eucalyptus leaves.
The only problem was that he had a bit of a guts ache, and after he settled in, the dirty bastard farted on me arm.

So I reckon #$%* Koala Bears, they piss me off. 

Luckily there was no "follow through" , otherwise you would be rightly pissed (shi**ed) off !

Memo to self : avoid eucalyptus leaves before an evening out with the ladies.

Kev

[vfourfreak]

Yeah mate, another good reason for me to avoid eating one at all costs!

Puts me in mind of the old classic "Dumb and Dumber" : Dumb and Dumber: Pepper scene

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, yep, I have to go and pick the chillies today Kev, then work out what I'm gonna do with them. Would you like some mate? There must be a really nice French recipe calling for a little Habanero? Cheers, Terry.  

[vfourfreak]

Cheers Terry, I could make a little cadeau for mes amis at the Gendarmerie. That way I get to have a few mental days on the local roads without their interferance assistance.

I could always cruise past the caserne in the VFourFreak Peugeot blasting out Johnny Cash singing "Ring of Fire".

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, good one Kev. I read about a police station in France that was having some problems recently when they confiscated a haul of flowering Marijuana plants and just the fumes were getting all the Gendarmes stoned? Maybe you could take the chillies there, and maybe do a trade?

[vfourfreak]

I'd let them have all barrels mate. Stoned and permanently on the throne Gendarmes make for safer roads in my opinion !

I was up skiing for a few days in the Alps. Got a bloody parking ticket coz the Vfourfreak Peugeot got stuck in a heap of snow in an unauthorised parking area. Took me two days to get the snow plough man to clear away the mountain of frozen sh*t that prevented me from moving the wretched car.  Nonetheless, the Police Municipale managed to find a way to clear enough snow to pop a ticket under the wiper.

Oi Oi says I, and marched down to the Gendarmerie to complain in my best Franglais. Noticed quite quickly that I was the only sober person in the room (at midday). Pissed cops who insist on issuing tickets piss me off.
Kev

[Terry in Australia]

That's fcuking unbelievable Kev, personally I have no sympathy for skiiers, if you want to play in that freezing slippery shiit, you deserve whateve you get, but pissed gendarmes is quite another thing, maybe they were just testing their BAC equipment?

[vfourfreak]

But . . . Terry, Top totty is there in the Alps in Winter time !!!! You got to see it ! Sliding down a steep hill on two planks has a certain allure, but the aprés ski is where it's at.

Mind you, didn't get a whiff this year. Maybe next time.

Bugger

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, I think I'd rather go to the beach mate.........

[Bailgang]

Right at this moment it's 51 deg F outside yet we have a winter storm warning with 4 to 9 inches of snow coming our way tomorrow morning. WTF!!

[rb550four]

Watching television pisses me off. When I was a kid , The FBI, was my favorite show, Ford was the sponsor, the only advertisement.
 Now I  watch any of these mindless shows and there are 12 freaking commercials before you start the show, Then 10 mins. later there's 12 more. The commercials last so frigging long that the show has to start from the beginning showing the highlights of the first 10 mins. because  the commercial break was too fin long and everyone forgot what happened. You make it through all that and there is 5 mins more of the show,then it's time for 12 more commercials.
GREAT!!!
  When I was a kid , you couldn't piss fast enough or get a beer out of the fridge fast enough to get back to your seat without missing a part of the show.
   Not like that today , $hit, you can get layed, smoke a cigarette, grab a beer on the way back and still not miss  a damn thing.
  Okay so you make it to the chair,  put your feet up, crack one open  and the show is about to start...But NO , you get the condensed version of the last 15 mins. of the show , that takes another 10 mins. to get through, and all the time all I can think is " Why the #$@! would they call that product SOLON PAUS?
WTF is a solon paus anyways, like it should sound so familiar and trusted to all of us. Do really I want a product with a name like that anywhere on me? But before you can answer that question , your mind is diverted by a slight twist of English wording from yet another product with even a more ridiculous name who says"Dry mouth , cramping, low blood pressure, crossed eyes, excessive bleeding and fatal events are possible." What the Hell? How many fatal events are we allowed? And this worth taking because you fart allot or our non Hollywood skin is a bit blotchy?
  Finally, we are all caught up with the previously seen part and get right into the story, and 5 mins  into it.... You Guessed  It !
   Well it makes me so f&%$#@in mad , I want to pull the TV off the wall and throw it in the pond... I want to call my cable TV people and tell them to disconnect this crap from my house and shove it up their a$$. I want them to leave that cable hanging from the second floor of my house there, so if by chance,  some day, the one of the people who is responsible for this  agony should come a callin, I could proudly hang and display that bastard on his own cable in the side yard .
    I never got to the end of the show and I'm a little pissed off about it.
.........solon paus , my a$$.

[Terry in Australia]

Great post mate,, and I feel your pain, I've got Foxtel (Aussie cable) and I got it because I was so sick of advertising on commercial TV, only to discover that cable isn't much better, except most of the advertising is about other Foxtel shows, rather than toilet paper, tampons and other crap that I have no interest in.

I pay extra for an "IQ" box, which means I can pre-record and "series link"  shows that I want to watch, so I just watch 'em and enjoy fast-forwarding through the ads. It's also great to be able to pause a live show when I wanna go out for a smoke, or take a dump, or both...........
 

[vfourfreak]

Watching television pisses me off. When I was a kid , The FBI, was my favorite show, Ford was the sponsor, the only advertisement.
 Now I  watch any of these mindless shows and there are 12 freaking commercials before you start the show, Then 10 mins. later there's 12 more. The commercials last so frigging long that the show has to start from the beginning showing the highlights of the first 10 mins. because  the commercial break was too fin long and everyone forgot what happened. You make it through all that and there is 5 mins more of the show,then it's time for 12 more commercials.
GREAT!!!
  When I was a kid , you couldn't piss fast enough or get a beer out of the fridge fast enough to get back to your seat without missing a part of the show.
   Not like that today , $hit, you can get layed, smoke a cigarette, grab a beer on the way back and still not miss  a damn thing.
  Okay so you make it to the chair,  put your feet up, crack one open  and the show is about to start...But NO , you get the condensed version of the last 15 mins. of the show , that takes another 10 mins. to get through, and all the time all I can think is " Why the #$@! would they call that product SOLON PAUS?
WTF is a solon paus anyways, like it should sound so familiar and trusted to all of us. Do really I want a product with a name like that anywhere on me? But before you can answer that question , your mind is diverted by a slight twist of English wording from yet another product with even a more ridiculous name who says"Dry mouth , cramping, low blood pressure, crossed eyes, excessive bleeding and fatal events are possible." What the Hell? How many fatal events are we allowed? And this worth taking because you fart allot or our non Hollywood skin is a bit blotchy?
  Finally, we are all caught up with the previously seen part and get right into the story, and 5 mins  into it.... You Guessed  It !
   Well it makes me so f&%$#@in mad , I want to pull the TV off the wall and throw it in the pond... I want to call my cable TV people and tell them to disconnect this crap from my house and shove it up their a$$. I want them to leave that cable hanging from the second floor of my house there, so if by chance,  some day, the one of the people who is responsible for this  agony should come a callin, I could proudly hang and display that bastard on his own cable in the side yard .
    I never got to the end of the show and I'm a little pissed off about it.
.........solon paus , my a$$.

Now that's what I call a rant ! Excellent stuff, and I fully concur. French TV is des couilles also, except that the ladies on the ads tend to wear the skimpiest of tops with the sunlight backlighting them. But I watch TV to be educated, not tittilated.

And BBC took their ball and went home. They have vacated Astra 2 satelite, so now I have no choice but French TV or an obscure satellite channel featuring some geriatric selling fake jewellry with a similarly ossified "assistant". Oh and Essex babes, coyly fingering their smart phones.

Thank dieu I have the garage, Vat and bikes.

Kev

Kev

[AJK]

Solution, don't watch TV 

I haven't watched it for years.

[750cafe]

What REALLY p*sses me off is the import tariffs that were added to all tires coming from Asia in Jan. 1 2013
that has added 30-50% to the price of motorcycle tires!!!!
They raise these fees on the manufacturers to spank THEM and the stupid bastids KNOW that they will only pass the costs on to us!!!!   
Way to look out for the middle class that they always profess to care about. BS!!!!


Eric

[Damfino]

Watching television pisses me off. When I was a kid , The FBI, was my favorite show, Ford was the sponsor, the only advertisement.
 Now I  watch any of these mindless shows and there are 12 freaking commercials before you start the show, Then 10 mins. later there's 12 more. The commercials last so frigging long that the show has to start from the beginning showing the highlights of the first 10 mins. because  the commercial break was too fin long and everyone forgot what happened. You make it through all that and there is 5 mins more of the show,then it's time for 12 more commercials.
GREAT!!!
  When I was a kid , you couldn't piss fast enough or get a beer out of the fridge fast enough to get back to your seat without missing a part of the show.
   Not like that today , $hit, you can get layed, smoke a cigarette, grab a beer on the way back and still not miss  a damn thing.
  Okay so you make it to the chair,  put your feet up, crack one open  and the show is about to start...But NO , you get the condensed version of the last 15 mins. of the show , that takes another 10 mins. to get through, and all the time all I can think is " Why the #$@! would they call that product SOLON PAUS?
WTF is a solon paus anyways, like it should sound so familiar and trusted to all of us. Do really I want a product with a name like that anywhere on me? But before you can answer that question , your mind is diverted by a slight twist of English wording from yet another product with even a more ridiculous name who says"Dry mouth , cramping, low blood pressure, crossed eyes, excessive bleeding and fatal events are possible." What the Hell? How many fatal events are we allowed? And this worth taking because you fart allot or our non Hollywood skin is a bit blotchy?
  Finally, we are all caught up with the previously seen part and get right into the story, and 5 mins  into it.... You Guessed  It !
   Well it makes me so f&%$#@in mad , I want to pull the TV off the wall and throw it in the pond... I want to call my cable TV people and tell them to disconnect this crap from my house and shove it up their a$$. I want them to leave that cable hanging from the second floor of my house there, so if by chance,  some day, the one of the people who is responsible for this  agony should come a callin, I could proudly hang and display that bastard on his own cable in the side yard .
    I never got to the end of the show and I'm a little pissed off about it.
.........solon paus , my a$$.

WHOA!! Sounds like you need a DVR! 

[vfourfreak]

Now that I think of it, If I could get laid at every TV commercial break I doubt that I would be too pissed off. At all. Ever. Sh*t I'd even watch Italian TV !

Kev

[demon78]

Kev I thought that Italian tv was all about getting laid.
Bill the demon.

[vfourfreak]

Kev I thought that Italian tv was all about getting laid.
Bill the demon.

Absolutely correct ! Just thought that Italian game shows would be ideal to help prepare for the commercial breaks.

Kev

[OldSchool_IsCool]

January when it lasts for 3 months pisses me off! I've gotten in all of 5 hours of wrenching this winter and not a single mile/yard/metre/foot/inch/centimeter of riding since November!

Welcome to the Winter of 2013 and ARE YOU FCUKING KIDDING ME!?!?