Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[mick7504]

Watching television pisses me off. When I was a kid , The FBI, was my favorite show, Ford was the sponsor, the only advertisement.
 Now I  watch any of these mindless shows and there are 12 freaking commercials before you start the show, Then 10 mins. later there's 12 more. The commercials last so frigging long that the show has to start from the beginning showing the highlights of the first 10 mins. because  the commercial break was too fin long and everyone forgot what happened. You make it through all that and there is 5 mins more of the show,then it's time for 12 more commercials.
GREAT!!!
  When I was a kid , you couldn't piss fast enough or get a beer out of the fridge fast enough to get back to your seat without missing a part of the show.
   Not like that today , $hit, you can get layed, smoke a cigarette, grab a beer on the way back and still not miss  a damn thing.
  Okay so you make it to the chair,  put your feet up, crack one open  and the show is about to start...But NO , you get the condensed version of the last 15 mins. of the show , that takes another 10 mins. to get through, and all the time all I can think is " Why the #$@! would they call that product SOLON PAUS?
WTF is a solon paus anyways, like it should sound so familiar and trusted to all of us. Do really I want a product with a name like that anywhere on me? But before you can answer that question , your mind is diverted by a slight twist of English wording from yet another product with even a more ridiculous name who says"Dry mouth , cramping, low blood pressure, crossed eyes, excessive bleeding and fatal events are possible." What the Hell? How many fatal events are we allowed? And this worth taking because you fart allot or our non Hollywood skin is a bit blotchy?
  Finally, we are all caught up with the previously seen part and get right into the story, and 5 mins  into it.... You Guessed  It !
   Well it makes me so f&%$#@in mad , I want to pull the TV off the wall and throw it in the pond... I want to call my cable TV people and tell them to disconnect this crap from my house and shove it up their a$$. I want them to leave that cable hanging from the second floor of my house there, so if by chance,  some day, the one of the people who is responsible for this  agony should come a callin, I could proudly hang and display that bastard on his own cable in the side yard .
    I never got to the end of the show and I'm a little pissed off about it.
.........solon paus , my a$$.

One solution to that is to come and live in Darwin mate.
When the power goes out here, the fcuka stays out and there aint no TV or anything else that needs 240 volts up it's arse to operate. 
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/northern-territory-hit-by-catastrophic-power-blackout/story-e6frg6nf-1226852309726

The power system had a major melt down early yesterday morning and shut the whole bloody show down all the way to Katherine which is about 300 clicks south of Darwin.
After about 12 hours, it slowly started coming back on but by that time, everybody was hot and cranky and the piss in the fridge was hot and every bastard just wanted to punch some cnuts lights out because of the power outage. 

I started feeling a bit better when the ol' mate rang me up.
He'd just returned with his missus from a 3 month visit to the USA.
Anyway, they got home and cranked up the airconditioners because they'd become a bit unaclimatised (is that a real word?? ) to the heat and humidity while they were away.
Then the power problem kicked in and they spent the night sweating their guts out.

What made matters worse was that his emergency genset had sh1t itself and the pool pump had croaked it as well while they were away and so the pool water had turned to a nice green slimy paste.

When he rang me, all he could say was Fcuk Darwin, Fcuk Darwin, it's just a hot cnut of place.
I think that he might have been just a bit pissed off. 

[faux fiddy]

For the first time in my life, I got to hold a Koala Bear that was peaceful.
How good's that. 

Every other Koala Bear that I've grabbed a hold of has scratched the fcuk outa me and I didn't like that too much.
So anyway, this lad was fairly settled and content, as long as he had a free feed of eucalyptus leaves.
The only problem was that he had a bit of a guts ache, and after he settled in, the dirty bastard farted on me arm.

So I reckon #$%* Koala Bears, they piss me off. 

MMMMmmm....koala farts smell like eucalyptus?.... Burn your eyes?

[mick7504]

For the first time in my life, I got to hold a Koala Bear that was peaceful.
How good's that. 

Every other Koala Bear that I've grabbed a hold of has scratched the fcuk outa me and I didn't like that too much.
So anyway, this lad was fairly settled and content, as long as he had a free feed of eucalyptus leaves.
The only problem was that he had a bit of a guts ache, and after he settled in, the dirty bastard farted on me arm.

So I reckon #$%* Koala Bears, they piss me off. 

MMMMmmm....koala farts smell like eucalyptus?.... Burn your eyes?

Just need some of Terry's Habernero Chilis in there as well mate to make it Toxic. 

[petercb750]

For the first time in my life, I got to hold a Koala Bear that was peaceful.
How good's that. 

Every other Koala Bear that I've grabbed a hold of has scratched the fcuk outa me and I didn't like that too much.
So anyway, this lad was fairly settled and content, as long as he had a free feed of eucalyptus leaves.
The only problem was that he had a bit of a guts ache, and after he settled in, the dirty bastard farted on me arm.

So I reckon #$%* Koala Bears, they piss me off. 

MMMMmmm....koala farts smell like eucalyptus?.... Burn your eyes?

Just need some of Terry's Habernero Chilis in there as well mate to make it Toxic. 

I'm not even game to ask wtf that is..........

[scunny]

looks like #$%*e. smells like #$%*e. tastes like #$%*e. it must be #$%*e.
Edit, #$%*ing censor program is #$%*ing with my rant. cants 

[mick7504]

looks like #$%*e. smells like #$%*e. tastes like #$%*e. it must be #$%*e.
Edit, #$%*ing censor program is #$%*ing with my rant. cants 

Once ya get past the smell, you've got it licked Scun. 

[mick7504]

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MMMMmmm....koala farts smell like eucalyptus?.... Burn your eyes?


[/quote]Just need some of Terry's Habernero Chilis in there as well mate to make it Toxic. 
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I'm not even game to ask wtf that is..........
[/quote]This is what happens Pete.

When you put one of these lads into mouth, You're lips and tounge start going a bit tingly, but it's not too bad.
Then suddenly you get this fierce desire to pour a freezing cold beer into your neck as the ol' Adams Apple starts having an epileptic fit.
But Wait - It starts getting Better. 

As the nuclear bomb starts sliding down into your gizzard, you start praying to a higher power and promise that you'll never be a bad boy again. 
But wait - it starts getting Better. 

Then, as a wild bushfire goes into out of control mode inside of your stomach, your mind has gone into physcodelic  mode.
All of a sudden, the experience reaches it's climax.
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Everything becomes a complete knockout. 
It's enough to piss ya off. 
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[Retro Rocket]

looks like sh1t. smells like sh1t. tastes like #$%*.

Lucky you didn't step in it.....

[Retro Rocket]

Just got back in from NZ and its still FCUKING HOT......

Yes, that pisses me off....

[krusty]

I'm pissed that its football season again. Even more drivel on TV. Three codes!! Fortunately the soccer is all but over.
Bring on the MotoGP.

[Bailgang]

If it weren't for dumb luck I'd be pretty pissed right now. Yesterday I finished putting all my pistons back on their rods and was prepping the cyl jugs  to get ready to install but got side tracked and decided to wait till the weekend to put the cyls back on. Good thing I did because this morning I noticed a wrist pin clip setting on my desk. Hmmmm I wonder were that was supposed to go? Yep there was 1 piston that I had forgotten to put the clip back in and if all had gone as planned yesterday and had the cyls installed I'd be really pissed right now.

[Retro Rocket]

If it weren't for dumb luck I'd be pretty pissed right now. Yesterday I finished putting all my pistons back on their rods and was prepping the cyl jugs  to get ready to install but got side tracked and decided to wait till the weekend to put the cyls back on. Good thing I did because this morning I noticed a wrist pin clip setting on my desk. Hmmmm I wonder were that was supposed to go? Yep there was 1 piston that I had forgotten to put the clip back in and if all had gone as planned yesterday and had the cyls installed I'd be really pissed right now.

Good catch mate. I once put a Holden 4.2 liter V8 together with a friend late one night, big ported heads, edelbrock manifold, flat top pistons, all the good gear, got up in the morning and there on the bench was a small welch plug, the ones that go behind the timing chain on the front of the engine. So we pulled off the cover and timing chain and gears to find the plug snugly in its place, my mate at the auto shop had thrown in a couple of spares just in case we needed them, problem was, he never told us, that pissed us both off....

[Spanner 1]

It pisses me off that Americans have been propagandized for at least 50 years by their government..... but' de-humanizing' the enemy is a prerequisite to any war....and the mandate for the Gov. before any illegal war, for example,  Iraq.

[Terry in Australia]

MMMMmmm....koala farts smell like eucalyptus?.... Burn your eyes?


[/quote]Just need some of Terry's Habernero Chilis in there as well mate to make it Toxic. 
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I'm not even game to ask wtf that is..........
[/quote]This is what happens Pete.

When you put one of these lads into mouth, You're lips and tounge start going a bit tingly, but it's not too bad.
Then suddenly you get this fierce desire to pour a freezing cold beer into your neck as the ol' Adams Apple starts having an epileptic fit.
But Wait - It starts getting Better. 

As the nuclear bomb starts sliding down into your gizzard, you start praying to a higher power and promise that you'll never be a bad boy again. 
But wait - it starts getting Better. 

Then, as a wild bushfire goes into out of control mode inside of your stomach, your mind has gone into physcodelic  mode.
All of a sudden, the experience reaches it's climax.
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Everything becomes a complete knockout. 
It's enough to piss ya off. 
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Yep, all that, and some Mick. Here's a couple of pics I just took of my Habanero plant, every time I look at it there's more of the dangerous little bastards hanging off it, I'm gonna have to put my welding gloves on and pick some soon, trouble is, I'm too chicken to try one, and I can't even give them away!



 

[trueblue]

Seriously Terry, whenever you handle them wear rubber gloves.  The missus made the mistake of using her bare hands while picking some of ours and got a little juice on her hand.  She said her hand felt like she had dunked it in deep heat, to make matters worse before she had realised she had the juice on her hand she scratched her nose, she had red puffy eyes, a runny nose and all the fun bits that go with chilli near the eyes, I'm just pissed off I never thought to get a photo

[dave500]

if you get a flat battery because its old and worn out drop some crunched up chillies in each cell,i doubt itll work but chillies seem to move everything except furniture?

[Terry in Australia]

Seriously Terry, whenever you handle them wear rubber gloves.  The missus made the mistake of using her bare hands while picking some of ours and got a little juice on her hand.  She said her hand felt like she had dunked it in deep heat, to make matters worse before she had realised she had the juice on her hand she scratched her nose, she had red puffy eyes, a runny nose and all the fun bits that go with chilli near the eyes, I'm just pissed off I never thought to get a photo

Thanks mate, when I took it home I had it standing up on the floor on the passenger side of the Subaru, and even with the windows open, my eyes started to water a little? I like this guy!

The Habanero Man

[dave500]

BUD LIGHT in like a six foot long can?wtf?

[motocyconomad]

It pisses me off that Americans have been propagandized for at least 50 years by their government..... but' de-humanizing' the enemy is a prerequisite to any war....and the mandate for the Gov. before any illegal war, for example,  Iraq.

I am even more pissed that we don't have a free speech policy to expound upon the things that really piss us off, in the pissed off thread. It's a common tactic of the state to infiltrate and control any medium with and under the guise of preserving integrity of that medium, to quell dissent and hamper any unanimous consensus among the population or even any discussion that may lead to any form of organized resistance or consensus.     

[mick7504]

I think that every Haberno Chili should have a license # just like a firearm.
Fcuk, these things have got more clout than a hot projectile. 
A .44 Mag has got fcuk all on these lads. 
Instead of blowin' a Salt Water Croc, one of these nasties will do the job, shoved down it's gob.
That'll piss the fcuka off. 

[vfourfreak]

I think that every Haberno Chili should have a license # just like a firearm.
Fcuk, these things have got more clout than a hot projectile. 
A .44 Mag has got fcuk all on these lads. 
Instead of blowin' a Salt Water Croc, one of these nasties will do the job, shoved down it's gob.
That'll piss the fcuka off. 

Strewth Mick,

who would want to blow a Croc ? Disgusting and dangerous to boot ! Is that a common passtime in Oz ? If so, that's put me off moving to God's own earth, and that pisses me off !

Tell me it's not true . . . .

Kev

[BeSeeingYou]

It pisses me off that Americans have been propagandized for at least 50 years by their government..... but' de-humanizing' the enemy is a prerequisite to any war....and the mandate for the Gov. before any illegal war, for example,  Iraq.

I am even more pissed that we don't have a free speech policy to expound upon the things that really piss us off, in the pissed off thread. It's a common tactic of the state to infiltrate and control any medium with and under the guise of preserving integrity of that medium, to quell dissent and hamper any unanimous consensus among the population or even any discussion that may lead to any form of organized resistance or consensus.     

All right...that's enough from you two. 
We are on the way to help you....just stay where you are.

[mick7504]

I think that every Haberno Chili should have a license # just like a firearm.
Fcuk, these things have got more clout than a hot projectile. 
A .44 Mag has got fcuk all on these lads. 
Instead of blowin' a Salt Water Croc, one of these nasties will do the job, shoved down it's gob.
That'll piss the fcuka off. 

Strewth Mick,

who would want to blow a Croc ? Disgusting and dangerous to boot ! Is that a common passtime in Oz ? If so, that's put me off moving to God's own earth, and that pisses me off !

Tell me it's not true . . . .

Kev

It's ok Kev.
We don't do things like that mate.
Although there are some wackers that get their rocks off from doing those sorts of things.

I guess that I should've said paedofile instead of croc which would be more appropiate.
At the same time, we are very good at being discusting with enough alcohol on board. 
All harmless fun of course but some do get a bit pissed off when we have too much fun. (Wives etc  )

We'll look after you Kev if you come for a visit to the land of adventure.

[vfourfreak]

Thanks Mick, that's a relief ! (no pun intended)

I think I need to get finding aeroplane tickets with Quantal !

(Had me worried for a while)

Kev

[mick7504]

Thanks Mick, that's a relief ! (no pun intended)

I think I need to get finding aeroplane tickets with Quantal !

(Had me worried for a while)

Kev

No worries Kev.

I just realised that you have the honour of the first post on the 200th page of the Pissed Off thread.

Someone is gonna have to get pissed off about that mate.