Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Terry in Australia]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

[mick7504]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

You'd be more than welcome mate. 
Darwin has changed a hell of a lot over the years although it's still a bloody good place to be.

I think that it must have been the 1990's or the late 80's the last time they locked me up in Berrimah (Protective Custody)
I've always wondered if the ol' lock up still looks the same inside. 
Must've pissed somebody off that night but just can't remember. 

The ol' duty Sarg gave me a lift home the next morning at 6:00am in the cop Commodore after I got let out.
Funny thing was that I'd just done a brake job on the ol' Sarg's car the week before and he was rapped with the job.

He wouldn't come in for a cold beer for brekky when he dropped me off home because he was still on duty and that pissed him off. 
We had a good thing going with the cops and the Territory Response Group boys back in those days.
At least they understood that we were just havin' a bit of fun and being lads. 

[petercb750]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

[dave500]

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

[mick7504]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

Pete and Dave, and where's Kev 
I reckon that you should all come along as well. 

We've got plenty of tucker, plenty of beer and water, airconditioning, plenty of room and bunks to camp in, mozzies, crocs, murderers, kidnappers, gun crazy schitzo's,  ACDC, Barnsey, Freddie Mercury and heaps more. 
And Asylum Seekers too. 
What more could you ask for. 

We do love Darwin though.    

[petercb750]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

Pete and Dave, and where's Kev 
I reckon that you should all come along as well. 

We've got plenty of tucker, plenty of beer and water, airconditioning, plenty of room and bunks to camp in, mozzies, crocs, murderers, kidnappers, gun crazy schitzo's,  ACDC, Barnsey, Freddie Mercury and heaps more. 
And Asylum Seekers too. 
What more could you ask for. 

We do love Darwin though.    

Just another day in paradise eh...how could you ever be pissed off 

[mick7504]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

Pete and Dave, and where's Kev 
I reckon that you should all come along as well. 

We've got plenty of tucker, plenty of beer and water, airconditioning, plenty of room and bunks to camp in, mozzies, crocs, murderers, kidnappers, gun crazy schitzo's,  ACDC, Barnsey, Freddie Mercury and heaps more. 
And Asylum Seekers too. 
What more could you ask for. 

We do love Darwin though.    

Just another day in paradise eh...how could you ever be pissed off 

I know that you'd love it here Pete.
I'd be pissed off if you didn't mate. 

Looking back at the old days up until now, we had a bloody wild time back then but the place has become slightly more civilised these days, and that pisses me off although you have to roll with the punches. 
You should come for a look Pete.
3 1/2 Hrs in the sky and 150 bucks each way and the jobs right. 

[Stev-o]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

Pete and Dave, and where's Kev 
I reckon that you should all come along as well. 

We've got plenty of tucker, plenty of beer and water, airconditioning, plenty of room and bunks to camp in, mozzies, crocs, murderers, kidnappers, gun crazy schitzo's,  ACDC, Barnsey, Freddie Mercury and heaps more. 
And Asylum Seekers too. 
What more could you ask for. 

We do love Darwin though.    

Pisses me off when these Aussies use these words and I have no idea what they are!

Scaly wag? Mozzies?? Barnsley??.

[Bailgang]

Pisses me off when these Aussies use these words and I have no idea what they are!

Scaly wag? Mozzies?? Barnsley??.

We had a group of Aussies tour our shop last summer and thanks to our Oz friends here I've gotten to know their lingo just a bit. With that said I so desperately wanted to introduce myself to the Aussie group in a cheerfully naive way saying something like "I see that you boys are a bunch of poofters eh?" I didn't think I could get away with it though. 

[demon78]

Christ on a blue crutch that sounds intriguing, if I had a little more coin you might get a northern contingent showing up.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

Speaking about FIFO Mick, my boss rang me two Wednesday's ago asking me if I'd be happy to do a couple of weeks work on Manus Island as our company's just won the contract for managing all of the Detention Centres. He asked me how soon I could leave and I said "How about next Monday?". (which is now last Monday)

He was happy with that and said he'd tell our big boss to count me in. So my bags are packed and I'm ready to go, but I haven't heard another fcuking thing about it? That really pisses me off..............

It'd be good if they sent you up here to Darwin to manage the Dention Centres here mate.
We'd be able to enforce our own discipinery measures and slam a few coldies down at the same time.
How good would that be. 

Some fcuking do gooder would get pissed off with that idea. 

Ha ha, thanks Mick that sounds brilliant! I think we've got all the detention centres, (you'd hope so for 1.22 billion fcuking dollars, which works out to 900 bucks per day, per detainee for 20 months, or 540,000 bucks per reffo thanks to Kevin Fcuking Rudd...............) so you never know, I might be able to score a trip to Darwin, I haven't been there since the late 1990's when they finished Robinson Barracks, so it'll be good to have a look around and enjoy your hospitality! Cheers, Terry.

I think you two together would be frightening....haha. Man the bs would be flowing, as well as the piss....haha.

sounds to me like just good old harmless scallywag fun behaviour?

Pete and Dave, and where's Kev 
I reckon that you should all come along as well. 

We've got plenty of tucker, plenty of beer and water, airconditioning, plenty of room and bunks to camp in, mozzies, crocs, murderers, kidnappers, gun crazy schitzo's,  ACDC, Barnsey, Freddie Mercury and heaps more. 
And Asylum Seekers too. 
What more could you ask for. 

We do love Darwin though.    

Pisses me off when these Aussies use these words and I have no idea what they are!

Scaly wag? Mozzies?? Barnsley??.

Stevo, you'd better come for a visit as well mate. 
A Scallywag is just a nice way of saying "Cnut of a kid" having a bit of harmless fun. 
Mozzies are those bitin', buzzin', mongrols that sneak up on ya and stick their probiscus (Sp) into your arm - Mosquitos 

And Barnsey is one of our local legends and Cold Chisel's front man.

[vfourfreak]

Count me in, avec plaisir !

I'll just nip out and half inch a loaf to get my transportation sorted.

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, when I think about "Pinch a loaf", I think about Cheech and Chong Kev, not our convict past. See how America is slowly taking over our culture? Now where did I leave my Che Guevara T shirt?

[Terry in Australia]

Dodgy emails purporting to be from USPS piss me off. Check this shiit out. I wish I could visit the fcuker who sent this and give him a tune up.............


Income tax to be returned to you‏
TaxACT(support@netlineinformatica.es)
8:04 PM

To: sherriffbuck@hotmail.com

USPS.COM

Notification

Our courier couldnt make the delivery of parcel to you at 25th March.
Print label and show it in the nearest post office.

Print a Shipping Label NOW (link deleted by Terry)

USPS | Copyright 2014 USPS. All Rights Reserved.

[demon78]

Interesting, very interesting, it popped me to my bank account, in Canada, really I think that we  should do something about it, let me think.
Bill the demon.

[FuZZie]

I ran the email Terry and started checking the stuff on the IP,  Please remove the email before people try to click it.
It's got cooties all over it.

[FuZZie]

@ Bill don't click stuff in your email you don't know, In that case it's easy to spot as the support email address and url they claim to be don't match. 

[demon78]

Thanks, I some times forget.
Bill the demon.

[vfourfreak]

Ha ha, when I think about "Pinch a loaf", I think about Cheech and Chong Kev, not our convict past. See how America is slowly taking over our culture? Now where did I leave my Che Guevara T shirt?

Oi Terry, Che had Irish ancestry and was an avid motorcyclist to boot. No harm there ?

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, when I think about "Pinch a loaf", I think about Cheech and Chong Kev, not our convict past. See how America is slowly taking over our culture? Now where did I leave my Che Guevara T shirt?

Oi Terry, Che had Irish ancestry and was an avid motorcyclist to boot. No harm there ?

Kev

Ha ha, so am I mate, but no-one ever printed a T Shirt with my ugly mug on it! Cheers, Terry.

[petercb750]

What pisses me off is coming out of hospital sorer than when you went in............

[mick7504]

Ha ha, when I think about "Pinch a loaf", I think about Cheech and Chong Kev, not our convict past. See how America is slowly taking over our culture? Now where did I leave my Che Guevara T shirt?

Oi Terry, Che had Irish ancestry and was an avid motorcyclist to boot. No harm there ?

Kev

Ha ha, so am I mate, but no-one ever printed a T Shirt with my ugly mug on it! Cheers, Terry.

Do you mean like this T Shirt mate. 

[Terry in Australia]

Fark! I'm famous!

[Terry in Australia]

But I'm still pissed off. I took my roadworthy certificate and my signed Club Permit form to the VICROADS office today to get my club permit and red plate for my BMW so I can go riding, and got told to fcuk off!

You see, even though my bike turned 25 years old this month, it must be OLDER than 25 years old, so I can't get my club permit until next fcuking month. That means my roadworthy certificate will have expired, and the dates on the permit application (that I had to send to the club permit officer for his signature) will not be in date, so next month, I have to go get another roadworthy certificate, fill out another form, send it to the club permit officer for his signature again, get it back, then go back and stand in line at the VICROADS office and hope that I've crossed all my "T"s and dotted all my "I"s again. Fcukers!

I'm gonna get the roady on my Yamaha FJ1200 at the same time so I can get a red plate for it at the same time, it was built in 1987, so those pencil dicks at VICROADS won't be able to fcuk me over on that one at least! Government employed pencil dicks piss me off! Cheers, Terry.  

[mick7504]

I went and saw the doc today which is something that I don't do very often.
The back of my upper left leg gets this burning sensation for about 5 seconds and then it goes away.
This happens at any time whether sitting or standing.

It sort of feels like a shark is biting you on the arse.
Not that I know what it feels like to be bitten on the arse by a shark but I reckon that I'd be pissed off if a shark did bite me on the arse. 

Anyway, this doc starts asking me all of these questions which led to nowhere in particular.
Then she starts tapping in my knee with that reflex tester thing.
Nothing was happening with that for the first few taps and then she hit the right spot and my foot bucked up and nearly kicked her in the box.

Then she tells me that it's got her fcuked what's causing this and to come back again in 2 weeks.
That'll be 80 bucks thanks.

So out the door I go and I'm thinking that I should've just gone to pub and pushed the 80 bucks over the bar and that leg would be numb along with everything else that it's attached to.
I'm pissed off with myself for not thinking about that first.