Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[vfourfreak]

Correct Terry ! I wonder if the lady doth protest too much She was probably pissed off that she didn't get a few quid off the old goat.

Come on over here baggy denim shorted lady and reveal all.

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Yeah, I've really got no sympathy for Rolf Kev, he's apparently worth 19 million squids and that's why his daughter Bindi was supporting him and calling her ex-best friend a liar, she knows he'll "Jake the Peg" it in a few years and she'll be dirty stinking rich, but not if he's successfully sued by the women he's been convicted of assaulting.

I'm assuming that this has all fallen out of the investigation into Jimmy Saville, that old creep (may he burn in hell) alledgedly assaulted over 500 victims, including little girls, little boys and even some corpses. The problem with some very powerful "Celebrities" is that they can apparently get away with just about anything, even though they're well known creeps, this is rarely publicised while they are alive. Justice isn't about the truth, it's about who can afford the best legal defence.

I believe that this is just the tip of the iceberg, and it'll give the detectives who were brave enough to charge Rolf some confidence to go after some other celebs who were suspected of carrying out similar assaults. It'll be interesting to see what else falls out of "Operation Yewtree".  

[mick7504]

The avuncular and trustworthy public figure, and lurking behind, the groper and abuser.
Pretty well sums up Rolf.

[Stev-o]

Pissed off I don't know who this Rolf dude is the Aussies are talkin 'bout?

[mick7504]

This fcuka here Stevo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris

[Terry in Australia]

I always thought the fcuker was born in Wales, but have just double checked, and he was born in Western Australia. That pisses me off, I didn't mind so much when I thought he was a fcuking Welshman.............

[vfourfreak]

Having authoured songs such as "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" ? He's an Aussie all right. And as Terry says, a creep like Jimmy Savile. No one was safe, and no one did anything at the time to stop them.

I hope he enjoys his time in the showers.

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Do they have showers in Pommy jails? I thought all Poms were soap avoiders? Please don't shatter another misconception, I'm still getting over the fact that Rolf is an actual Aussie............

[mick7504]

If Rolf wants to take a nice warm shower whilst at Her Majesty's Hotel,
he can piss into a fcuken fan. 

[Terry in Australia]

That'll be a change Mick, Rolf going from HM's Palace to receive his honors from the queen, but now he'll be lodging at one of HM's less appointed buildings, where he'll probably receive an entirely different reception! What a way to end a fcuking career...........    

[mick7504]

Well mate, I reckon that we're all very much the same when it comes down to digesting this type of behaviour.

John Lennon handed back his MBE in protest of Vietnam, but fcuking Rolf accepted and kept his accolades knowing that he had for many years left scars on his innocent victims and didn't give 2 fcuks about it.

 If he wants to paint another picture of the Queen, he'll be painting it in 4 different shades of sh1t on his jail cell wall. 

[demon78]

I used to be a fan of Rolfy but not anymore and if some one scars his psyche or body in her majesty's clanger good for them.
Bill the demon.

[vfourfreak]

I should be pissed of that Stevo referred to me as an Aussie, but I'm not. What's wrong with me ?

Kev

[martin99]

I always thought the fcuker was born in Wales, but have just double checked, and he was born in Western Australia. That pisses me off, I didn't mind so much when I thought he was a fcuking Welshman.............

You can be forgiven for that mistake Terry, you can always tell which is the most stupid sheep in a Welsh field, it's the one wearing the baggy denim shorts

On a serious note, I was hoping he would be found not guilty, he's been on TV for so much of my childhood and I remember singing 'Two Little Boys' to my kids at bedtime to get them off to sleep. What a kunt, hope he rots, although Stuart Hall, another octogenarian pervert from the entertainment world, only got 30 months if I recall correctly for pretty much the same thing.

[mick7504]

We had Cracker Night here last night to celebrate Territory Day which is to mark the Northern Territory's anniversary of self-governance.
So, on July 1st  each year, we’re allowed to buy fireworks and let them off until 11:00pm when curfew time cuts in.
Last night we all went to Sky City Casino down at Mindil Beach for a feed and a few beers and to watch the the fireworks display that they set up on pontoons out on Darwin Harbour.

I had a few  “bombs” at home that I wanted to let off last night, so we got home at around about 10:00pm.
The ol’ mate Dave who lives next door on the other side came wandering over and he was fairly pissed and looking a bit forlorn.
The story is that his missus won’t let him buy crackers anymore after he burnt the shed down a few years ago. 

I gave Dave a beer and a chair and got a few crackers out.
Well that cheered him up no end.

So there we are, lighting the sky up with sparks and there's smoke everywhere.
Next thing we know, there’s a fire that’s started in the long grass over at Daves joint.

FCUK, we gotta get this out before his missus sees it.

Dave jumps up out of his chair and goes arse over head and loses his beer in the process then starts running flat out towards the fence.
All that I can remember seeing is a silhouette of this drunken whale trying to get through the barbeb wire fence to reach the fire. 

On the way through the fence, Dave goes arse up again and tears the shirt off of his back and guess who was waiting for him.
Yep, his missus had been keeping an eye on us lads and she bailed him up.

Well the fire got doused without too much trouble and I didn’t see Dave again after that.
Although, there was a lot of yelling going on next door and I think that Dave might have been in the sh1t because his missus was fairly pissed off. 

[petercb750]

Haha, good story mate.
And acme fireworks haha, roadrunner and coyote stuff 

[vfourfreak]

Odds are that Dave didn't get a shag to celebrate Territory day / night ? I bet that pissed him off.

Kev

[mick7504]

I reckon that Dave probably had a dose of cold shoulder and brewers droop last night Kev. 

[Terry in Australia]

Ahhh, one of the things I still miss is "Guy Fawkes Night", but I made up for it by blowing heaps of sh1t up when I was in the army.

As a descendant of Irish rebels I don't necessarily agree with the sentiment of the poem, below, but it does explain the origins of our long banned original cracker night.

 English Folk Verse (c.1870)
            The Fifth of November


    Remember, remember!
    The fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder treason and plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot!
    Guy Fawkes and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To blow the King and Parliament
    All up alive.
    Threescore barrels, laid below,
    To prove old England's overthrow.
    But, by God's providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
    A stick and a stake
    For King James's sake!
    If you won't give me one,
    I'll take two,
    The better for me,
    And the worse for you.
    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
    A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
    A pint of beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn him.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

 

[mick7504]

I miss Guy Fawkes Night when we were kids.
Threepenny (Throopenny) bungers, Penny bungers and Halfpenny (Happeny) bungers.
And that's when skyrockets were skyrockets that we use to launch out of empty long neck beer bottles. 

Blowing up letter boxes and metal garbage bins and lighting a big bonfire was magic. 

We got caught red handed blowing up this fellas letter box one night so we promised that we'd make him a new one if he didn't tell our parents.
No worries, so we scratched around and cut up some timber and glued and screwed it together.
Then we gave it a coat of white paint with a red roof.
Every bloody letter box had a red roof back in those days. 

So we took it around to this fellas place feeling real proud of our achievment.
Only to be told "That's not what you call a letterbox, I want a brand new metal one"

Well that shattered us.
So for the next few weekends, we went around washing cars for a shilling (10 cents) and pulling out weeds and raking up leaves and anything else to make some money to buy this bloke a new letterbox.
It all worked out in the end and our parents never found out about it. 

So the moral to that story is "Don't go blowing up letterboxes."
But if you decide to "Dont get caught" 

[Terry in Australia]

Geez you were a good kid Mick, I would have just pinched another neighbours letter box and given it to the whinging fcuker!

[Terry in Australia]

Australian Islamic extremists going over to that toilet of a joint and fighting with their d1ckhead mates pisses me off. I'm glad the government's not gonna let them back in, what a bunch of wankers..........

[petercb750]

Australian Islamic extremists going over to that toilet of a joint and fighting with their d1ckhead mates pisses me off. I'm glad the government's not gonna let them back in, what a bunch of wankers..........

+1.

[vfourfreak]

People who end a statement on an ascending note as if it is a question piss me off.  I can never take such people seriously. If you can't persuade me by speaking convincingly, piss off.

I love getting older, cos I am so much wiser.

Kev

[cbparakeet]

People who end a statement on an ascending note as if it is a question piss me off.  I can never take such people seriously. If you can't persuade me by speaking convincingly, piss off.

I love getting older, cos I am so much wiser.

Kev

YES!!!