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Offline krusty

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #5750 on: July 02, 2014, 05:52:28 pm »
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People who end a statement on an ascending note as if it is a question piss me off.  I can never take such people seriously. If you can't persuade me by speaking convincingly, piss off.

I love getting older, cos I am so much wiser.

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Typical bogan speak here. Bogans piss me off.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #5751 on: July 02, 2014, 08:29:49 pm »
Strangely, I find myself saying "eh" after some words like a queenslander, does that make me a bogan? That would piss me off eh.
Nothing personal to our qld friends of course! Eh.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #5752 on: July 02, 2014, 10:44:40 pm »
Quote from: petercb750 on July 02, 2014, 08:29:49 pm
Strangely, I find myself saying "eh" after some words like a queenslander, does that make me a bogan? That would piss me off eh.
Nothing personal to our qld friends of course! Eh.

I resemble that remark... :o   What pisses me off is people proclaiming to be experts with fcuk all experience or knowledge.....hey Pete.... ;D
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« Reply #5753 on: July 02, 2014, 11:29:28 pm »
Um....yes.... :o
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« Reply #5754 on: July 02, 2014, 11:36:15 pm »
I'm pissed off that I've got no idea who Kev's talking about? (but I hope it's not me..........) ;D
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« Reply #5755 on: July 02, 2014, 11:37:39 pm »
Do you meet the nicest Bogans on a Honda? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #5756 on: July 02, 2014, 11:40:27 pm »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on July 02, 2014, 11:36:15 pm
I'm pissed off that I've got no idea who Kev's talking about? (but I hope it's not me..........) ;D

Not you Terry !! It was a Frog actually. Eh ?

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« Reply #5757 on: July 02, 2014, 11:44:39 pm »
Those fcuking Frogs piss me off Kev, I mean, what has France ever done for us? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #5758 on: July 02, 2014, 11:58:18 pm »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on July 02, 2014, 11:44:39 pm
Those fcuking Frogs piss me off Kev, I mean, what has France ever done for us? ;D

You're just trying to get a rise out of me Terry !! It won't work.

But the concept of beheading aristocrats was a good French idea. I thought it should have been adopted on a wider scale.

BTW or diminutive former president is under investigation for corruption. We'd have to get an especially small guillotine for him were it decided to apply "extreme prejudice".

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« Reply #5759 on: July 03, 2014, 12:56:23 am »
Well of course, my ancestors were a tad aristocratic Kev, until that fcuker Cromwell came along and fcuked it all up for us. I hope ol' Satan is inserting pineapples (rough end first) into Olly's clacker for the rest of eternity, I think I really would have enjoyed having my own Castle, even if it was in a country with a climate too cold for moi.......

Having said that, I do so enjoy a good guillotining, it's just a pity that they're just so few and far between nowadays? I doubt that your ex-prez will get the chop for corruption though, if that was a capital offence, there'd be a lot of very nervous politicians, not just in France....... ;D

   
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #5760 on: July 03, 2014, 02:59:32 am »
Sounds like a good plan for the wanks in parliment here Terry ;D
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« Reply #5761 on: July 03, 2014, 03:45:13 am »
Yeah that's right Andrew, but if we guillotined all of the corrupt pollies, we wouldn't have any left! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #5762 on: July 03, 2014, 03:59:11 am »
Your point? ;D
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« Reply #5763 on: July 03, 2014, 04:18:16 am »
Yeh Terry....how could we get pissed off about that? Sounds perfect! ;D
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« Reply #5764 on: July 03, 2014, 04:26:07 am »
Here to please. No on second thought that would encourage the P.Q./separatist types they would think they'd brought France to Canada and we don't have enough tumbril makers in the land.
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« Reply #5765 on: July 03, 2014, 05:21:43 am »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on July 03, 2014, 12:56:23 am
Well of course, my ancestors were a tad aristocratic Kev, until that fcuker Cromwell came along and fcuked it all up for us. I hope ol' Satan is inserting pineapples (rough end first) into Olly's clacker for the rest of eternity, I think I really would have enjoyed having my own Castle, even if it was in a country with a climate too cold for moi.......

Having said that, I do so enjoy a good guillotining, it's just a pity that they're just so few and far between nowadays? I doubt that your ex-prez will get the chop for corruption though, if that was a capital offence, there'd be a lot of very nervous politicians, not just in France....... ;D

 

I always sensed there was a bit of an arsetocrat about you Terry !

The Christian brothers (read precursor to the Waffen SS)  taught us blood curdling tales about Cromwell and his cruelties in Ireland, especially Drogheda. His army swung babies by the legs, bashing their heads off walls, people were thrown alive on fires, and men "put to the sword" , whatever that is, all on the orders of Oliver. Then one Summer when I was 9, two English lads came on their holidays to our street in Dublin and we set to playing war games. The subject of Cromwell came up and to my surprise, their schools taught them that Cromwell was a HERO, founder of the model army and all that !!! The two versions were completely un reconcilable, and we nearly fell out, but I quickly remembered there were two of them. That's history for you.

At least he gave his name to "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello, the only good he did in my book.

History pisses me off.

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« Reply #5766 on: July 03, 2014, 05:33:33 am »
That's where they came from, the wiffen ss  I'd always wondered about the Christian brothers thanks for clearing that up Kev now if I could just figure out where the Baptist and Watch Tower people came from.
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« Reply #5767 on: July 04, 2014, 02:33:38 am »
Apparently Rolf's arrived at court to face the music.
Let's hope that the beak has got the volume knob wound right off the clock for the fcuker.

They reckon that he left his riverside mansion by boat to get there.
I'm really curious to know if they had to install a counter balance shaft in the boat motor to compensate for Rolf's quivering sphincter.  ;D
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« Reply #5768 on: July 04, 2014, 02:46:04 am »
I hope he packed an overnght bag with his favourite Jim Jams. I bet he does not get a real prison like the Scrubs, but some bloody "open prison" where he can play his wobble board to his heart's content. I would love to be proven wrong.

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« Reply #5769 on: July 04, 2014, 03:08:57 am »
Working Saturday morning pisses me off.  We are in the middle of fitting a tilt hitch on an excavator at work at the moment.  It has been a fill in job for the last 6 or so weeks.  The boss wasn't in a rush, no particular time frame set for the job, just work on it when there is nothing else in the shop.  Now he has decided it must be ready for work first thing monday morning.
We are close, and would have been done if the lazy #$%* of a hydraulic fitter had turned up when he had said he would to make the hoses.  He said, "I'll be round at 1 to get those hoses done."  Even though he has been coming for the last two #$%*ing days to do the job. 
Well the old prick didn't #$%*ing turn up till about half 3, because his son turned up at his house and he decided to stop for a spot of lunch.  Must have been a #$%*ing good lunch.  It then took him till gone 4 to stop chatting with whoever would listen to him and get to making the hoses.  I was there till nigh on half 6 tonight and I have to go back tomorrow to finish up.  There is thankfully only tidying up to do to finish it up, but still a few hours.

What I want to know is, who the #$%* shows up to start a job at after 3 on a Friday afternoon.  #$%*ing wankers. >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #5770 on: July 04, 2014, 03:18:41 am »
Kev

I think that losing his liberty is in no way any compensation for the innocence that he's intruded upon over the years.

I was gonna suggest a bullet in the back but that's being too kind.
But there again, he may possibly rot behind bars.
If that is the case, we've all been taught to only say good things about dead people.
He's dead, that's good.  ;D
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« Reply #5771 on: July 04, 2014, 05:32:12 am »
Mick,

he got 5 year and 9 months  bird. Totally deserves it. He'll probably be out after 4 years, but even that is a fair stretch at his age.

Dirty old men piss me off. Anyone tries that with my daughter, they will never get to stand trial.

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« Reply #5772 on: July 04, 2014, 06:11:07 am »
I've got 4 daughters myself Kev.
And I love 'em to bits.
If any fcuker resembling Rolf fcuking Harris even looked at 'em  sideways,
Dad's gonna be on a bit more than an assault charge.

I seriously wish that those who have skeletons in the closet, open the door and expose these fcuking cockroaches.

Fcuk you Rolf.
May your demise be very slow and uncomfortable.
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« Reply #5773 on: July 04, 2014, 07:03:02 am »
Hey guys let's not get too carried away with the dirty old men thing, after all some of us have taste and you will be considered dirty old men too at some point or you will have snuffed it, unless you're going to try and #$%* me about never looking at the babe thread etc.
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« Reply #5774 on: July 04, 2014, 07:19:59 am »
There is a big difference. Consenting ADULTS are OK. This bugger preyed on girls as young as 8. Don't know what his issue was, some inadequacy perhaps. He showed no remorse either, so fcuk him.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-28163593

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