Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Retro Rocket]

https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=9780

FARK......   After doing that test you should be qualified to go to Mars....

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

On my way.

[mick7504]

I get it now.
Silly fcuken me. 

(d) Employers must determine the overall fit factor for each test subject by calculating the harmonic mean of the fit testing exercises as follows:
overall fit factor

 Where:
 N = The number of exercises;
 FF1 = The fit factor for the first exercise;
 FF2 = The fit factor for the second exercise; and
 FFN = The fit factor for the nth exercise.

[Retro Rocket]

I get it now.
Silly fcuken me. 

(d) Employers must determine the overall fit factor for each test subject by calculating the harmonic mean of the fit testing exercises as follows:
overall fit factor

 Where:
 N = The number of exercises;
 FF1 = The fit factor for the first exercise;
 FF2 = The fit factor for the second exercise; and
 FFN = The fit factor for the nth exercise.

It works Mick, I had a fcuking fit trying to work that sh1t out....

[seanbarney41]

https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=9780

I have had to go through this test at work...everyone had to shave their #$%*ing beards for it.  Then management decided that assemblers are not to be around paint anymore so they don't have to wear respirators.  Everyone grew their beards back.  My beard got pissed off.

[vfourfreak]

I can't say I was pissed today but I sure got disgusted. You have to understand that I work with a rather eclectic group of guys, some are straight up and true blue while others make you scratch your head and wonder. Well one of those goofs came up to me today and informed me that he and his wife are done buying porn and have instead purchased a vid cam so they can make their own porn. I swear I'm not making this up. My initial thought was why are you telling me this or felt I needed to know? Once I got over that I told him matter of factly that he better keep it off the internet because if I EVER see a vid on youtube or FB with a title of something like "Dan and his man" I will shut my computer down as in rip the cord out of the wall outlet. That's just way too much information for me to deal with. 

Perhaps he wanted you to play the part of the washing machine repair man in his next production ?

Kev

[martin99]

I can't say I was pissed today but I sure got disgusted. You have to understand that I work with a rather eclectic group of guys, some are straight up and true blue while others make you scratch your head and wonder. Well one of those goofs came up to me today and informed me that he and his wife are done buying porn and have instead purchased a vid cam so they can make their own porn. I swear I'm not making this up. My initial thought was why are you telling me this or felt I needed to know? Once I got over that I told him matter of factly that he better keep it off the internet because if I EVER see a vid on youtube or FB with a title of something like "Dan and his man" I will shut my computer down as in rip the cord out of the wall outlet. That's just way too much information for me to deal with. 

Perhaps he wanted you to play the part of the washing machine repair man in his next production ?

Kev

Hey Kev, you've seen that one too huh?

Is that the one where the guy's door is jammed shut and the repair man has to make a rear entry to get his tool in the bum drum?

[Bailgang]

I can't say I was pissed today but I sure got disgusted. You have to understand that I work with a rather eclectic group of guys, some are straight up and true blue while others make you scratch your head and wonder. Well one of those goofs came up to me today and informed me that he and his wife are done buying porn and have instead purchased a vid cam so they can make their own porn. I swear I'm not making this up. My initial thought was why are you telling me this or felt I needed to know? Once I got over that I told him matter of factly that he better keep it off the internet because if I EVER see a vid on youtube or FB with a title of something like "Dan and his man" I will shut my computer down as in rip the cord out of the wall outlet. That's just way too much information for me to deal with. 

Perhaps he wanted you to play the part of the washing machine repair man in his next production ?

Kev

I sure hope not because he told everyone near his work area about it and had us all shaking our heads. Maybe he's planning an orgy or something? I don't know and don't want to know because my answer is still NO.

[trueblue]

I can't say I was pissed today but I sure got disgusted. You have to understand that I work with a rather eclectic group of guys, some are straight up and true blue while others make you scratch your head and wonder. Well one of those goofs came up to me today and informed me that he and his wife are done buying porn and have instead purchased a vid cam so they can make their own porn. I swear I'm not making this up. My initial thought was why are you telling me this or felt I needed to know? Once I got over that I told him matter of factly that he better keep it off the internet because if I EVER see a vid on youtube or FB with a title of something like "Dan and his man" I will shut my computer down as in rip the cord out of the wall outlet. That's just way too much information for me to deal with. 

Perhaps he wanted you to play the part of the washing machine repair man in his next production ?

Kev

I sure hope not because he told everyone near his work area about it and had us all shaking our heads. Maybe he's planning an orgy or something? I don't know and don't want to know because my answer is still NO.

Sure it is 

We all  know that no means yes 

[Terry in Australia]

Computer viruses piss me off. I got as email from TPG that said:
"We have received reports from the ACMA's Australian Internet Security Initiative (AISI) that a machine accessing the Internet using your TPG Service is causing unwanted traffic to be transmitted, such as spam and viruses."

I downloaded the zeus virus buster from the AVG site and sat there watching it cleaning all my files for a few hours when it suddenly stopped and gave me a message that said something like "Sorry mate, she's fcuked", and shut down. I tried to restart it, but no go, it's a goner.

I went to "The Good Guys" after work and the old wog that served me was rapt, I bought a new washing machine for my mother in law and a new Acer laptop in about 30 seconds and fcuked off, dropped the lappy at home and drove over to the old sheila's joint and installed the new washer.

I had to bugger off to work at a Navy base for the last couple of days, so this is my first post with the new compuker, and as much as I miss my old laptop, I like this new one, I'm just pissed off that I still need to get the old one going again so I can transfer my pics etc across to a portable hard drive.

If I ever find the fcuker who sent me these viruses I'll give him my old laptop, but he'll need a fcuking proctologist to remove it!

[mick7504]

Well we've got a long weekend next weekend for the Royal Darwin Show and then another fcuka the weekend after for the Darwin Cup Horse Races.

This Wednesday just gone, was Ladies Day at the Fannie Bay Racecourse.
All the sheilas get dressed up (the Hotties and the Wrinklies) with their fcuken Peacock feathers stuck in their flash hair do's and their million dollar outfits and get on the piss.
Good luck to 'em.

So Wednesday arvo when I'm driving home from work at Fannie Bay, here's a bunch of pissed sheilas walking home with their 500 dollar pairs of shoes in one hand and the thumb out trying to hitch a ride with the other one.

Fcuk it, if a bloke was still single, it would've been a bloody good Wednesday night.
Pissed me off. 

[demon78]

Mick you got a Fannie Bay? We had a Fannie Bay on Vancouver Island which had a pub one of the 11 pub's that was part of the airmans pub crawl on the Island highway between Nanaimo and the RCAF Comox.
Bill the demon.
Ah #$%* our's is spelled fanny sorry thought that same idiot was through BC and OZ.

[petercb750]

Well we've got a long weekend next weekend for the Royal Darwin Show and then another fcuka the weekend after for the Darwin Cup Horse Races.

This Wednesday just gone, was Ladies Day at the Fannie Bay Racecourse.
All the sheilas get dressed up (the Hotties and the Wrinklies) with their fcuken Peacock feathers stuck in their flash hair do's and their million dollar outfits and get on the piss.
Good luck to 'em.

So Wednesday arvo when I'm driving home from work at Fannie Bay, here's a bunch of pissed sheilas walking home with their 500 dollar pairs of shoes in one hand and the thumb out trying to hitch a ride with the other one.

Fcuk it, if a bloke was still single, it would've been a bloody good Wednesday night.
Pissed me off. 

Maaate, they probably would have thrown up in your car, pissed themselves, got you to drop them off at their house and some 8' Fink would greet them...and you....at the door....and it's nite nite Micky boy...

Our next pub hol here isn't until October......wtf 
that pisses me off.

[Terry in Australia]

Russian backed rebels shooting down airliners piss me off. One Aussie family lost two members when Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 disappeared and now another couple with the downing of MH17. How fcuking unlucky can one family get?

http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/couple-who-lost-son-in-mh370-tragedy-lose-relative-in-mh17-disaster-20140719-zuqji.html

[mick7504]

They reckon a couple from Palmerston here in Darwin were onboard as well mate.

[mick7504]

Well we've got a long weekend next weekend for the Royal Darwin Show and then another fcuka the weekend after for the Darwin Cup Horse Races.

This Wednesday just gone, was Ladies Day at the Fannie Bay Racecourse.
All the sheilas get dressed up (the Hotties and the Wrinklies) with their fcuken Peacock feathers stuck in their flash hair do's and their million dollar outfits and get on the piss.
Good luck to 'em.

So Wednesday arvo when I'm driving home from work at Fannie Bay, here's a bunch of pissed sheilas walking home with their 500 dollar pairs of shoes in one hand and the thumb out trying to hitch a ride with the other one.

Fcuk it, if a bloke was still single, it would've been a bloody good Wednesday night.
Pissed me off. 

Maaate, they probably would have thrown up in your car, pissed themselves, got you to drop them off at their house and some 8' Fink would greet them...and you....at the door....and it's nite nite Micky boy...

Our next pub hol here isn't until October......wtf 
that pisses me off.

It wouldn't be the first time that a pizza and a six pack has been deposited on the back floor of the car Pete. 

[Terry in Australia]

They reckon a couple from Palmerston here in Darwin were onboard as well mate.

Yeah Mick, the more I see of this sh1t, the more I feel like staying at home.

[petercb750]

Sort of makes me feel safer riding the old clunker Hondas than flying....
We're supposed to be going to Paris next May.......maybe I should ride.

[mick7504]

They reckon a couple from Palmerston here in Darwin were onboard as well mate.

Yeah Mick, the more I see of this sh1t, the more I feel like staying at home.

I'm the same too mate.
If I'm gunna get blown up, it'll be because of something dangerous that I'm doing in my own fcuking shed. 

The missus and youngest daughter flew to Berlin via Amsterdam about 12 months ago to visit her Mum.
She reckons that she was sh1ttin herself on the way across when she was thinking that a SAM might get launched out of Afghanistan  or some bloody where.

If they just let ya get drunk and smoke cigarettes on the plane, there'd be none of this bloody worrying. 

[mick7504]

Sort of makes me feel safer riding the old clunker Hondas than flying....
We're supposed to be going to Paris next May.......maybe I should ride.

I was at Charles de Gaulle airport a few years ago Pete, and I've never come across so many fcuking rude fcukas in my life.
Except for fcuking German bus drivers.

I drove from Geneva to Mt Blanc in France thinking that it will be a nice place to get away from the rat race, and there were fcuking rude fcukas there as well.
When I drove around a roundabout the wrong way, there were a few pissed off rude fcukas who got upset with me.

Then I flipped 'em the bird and waved the Aussie flag out of the window which really pissed 'em off.
I was happy then. 

[petercb750]

Sort of makes me feel safer riding the old clunker Hondas than flying....
We're supposed to be going to Paris next May.......maybe I should ride.

I was at Charles de Gaulle airport a few years ago Pete, and I've never come across so many fcuking rude fcukas in my life.
Except for fcuking German bus drivers.

I drove from Geneva to Mt Blanc in France thinking that it will be a nice place to get away from the rat race, and there were fcuking rude fcukas there as well.
When I drove around a roundabout the wrong way, there were a few pissed off rude fcukas who got upset with me.

Then I flipped 'em the bird and waved the Aussie flag out of the window which really pissed 'em off.
I was happy then. 

Glad to see you've paved the way for the rest of us mate...

[dave500]

yeah I was driving in japan,and this local goes to me"hey round eye!why don't you look where your going?"

[mick7504]

It's a head fcuk here in Darwin at the minute trying to dodge the fcuken tourists.
Some of these #$%*s have got no fcuking idea when it comes to having a bit of respect for Road Trains.

They just cruise along and get in the way with their Viscount  fcuken Caravans and annoy the fcuk out of the truckies.

Half a dozen aerials on the shiny Nissan Patrol, Cooper bush basher tyres, with the tinnie on the roof and they're here to catch a Barra.
By the time they get back home, it's cost 'em about 10 grand a fillet. 

[ken65]

10 grand a fillet? 3 blokes i new estimated it at $3500 a fillet, they had to eat them on the spot cause they were babies..

[mick7504]

The authorities are mean mothers when it comes to undersize fish up here Ken.
You'll lose the boat, outboard, esky, 4wd and anything else proprietary.
Except for the missus of course which is a loop hole in the system.