Computer viruses piss me off. I got as email from TPG that said:
"We have received reports from the ACMA's Australian Internet Security Initiative (AISI) that a machine accessing the Internet using your TPG Service is causing unwanted traffic to be transmitted, such as spam and viruses."
I downloaded the zeus virus buster from the AVG site and sat there watching it cleaning all my files for a few hours when it suddenly stopped and gave me a message that said something like "Sorry mate, she's fcuked", and shut down. I tried to restart it, but no go, it's a goner.
I went to "The Good Guys" after work and the old wog that served me was rapt, I bought a new washing machine for my mother in law and a new Acer laptop in about 30 seconds and fcuked off, dropped the lappy at home and drove over to the old sheila's joint and installed the new washer.
I had to bugger off to work at a Navy base for the last couple of days, so this is my first post with the new compuker, and as much as I miss my old laptop, I like this new one, I'm just pissed off that I still need to get the old one going again so I can transfer my pics etc across to a portable hard drive.
If I ever find the fcuker who sent me these viruses I'll give him my old laptop, but he'll need a fcuking proctologist to remove it!