Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[krusty]

I'm pissed off that it's not Saturday yet...........

Yeh, but we're closer to Saturday than the seppos. Do you reckon that pisses them off?

[Terry in Australia]

Don't tell 'em Krusty, or they'll pull out their guns...........

[krusty]

Ok, let's not. It'll be Monday before they figure it out.

[trueblue]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

[mick7504]

I'm pissed off that it's not Friday yet.
Another fcuken public holiday for the Royal Fcuken Show Day.
The missus thinks that I'll be goin' but fcuk that.
That'll piss her off when she finds out that that I'm not.
Gawd, fcuk me gently, there's motor sickles to be attended too. 

Then we've got another fcuka the week after for the Darwin Cup Neddy/GG races.
What a bastard. 

Then we have to wait for Santa to arrive before there's another fcuking holiday.
I'm waiting as fast as I can but it's pissing me off with all of this fcuking waiting. 

[Retro Rocket]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, think that'll piss em off....? 

[trueblue]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

[Retro Rocket]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

Your fix would be the overall plan.  Make that "king kong dong" i may just think about it.....

[trueblue]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

Your fix would be the overall plan.  Make that "king kong dong" i may just think about it.....

Already have that Mick, it is a curse I must live with

[Retro Rocket]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

Your fix would be the overall plan.  Make that "king kong dong" i may just think about it.....

Already have that Mick, it is a curse I must live with

Bragger... 

[trueblue]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

Your fix would be the overall plan.  Make that "king kong dong" i may just think about it.....

Already have that Mick, it is a curse I must live with

Bragger... 

You're just jealous

[nccb]

receiving a low-ball salary offer for a position that is 7k less than I make now and knowing that If I don't accept this position and relocate I will more than likely not get my contract renewed at my current job.

[vfourfreak]

receiving a low-ball salary offer for a position that is 7k less than I make now and knowing that If I don't accept this position and relocate I will more than likely not get my contract renewed at my current job.

You're pissed off then ?

Kev

[Retro Rocket]

Hot weather down here, our painted hussy's wear less if that helps....

Mick, nothing against the Aussie painted hussies but I'm yet to meet one that isn't a narcissistic nut case.  Fun for a night, wouldn't want to spend a week with them. 

But I only want a root Andrew, then piss em off....? 

FTFY, that's all most of them are worth Mick, but I would sooner stay home.  You never know which one is going to give you Hong Kong Dong, or something worse. 

Your fix would be the overall plan.  Make that "king kong dong" i may just think about it.....

Already have that Mick, it is a curse I must live with

Bragger... 

You're just jealous

Never had a complaint and don't need instructions to use it....

[Terry in Australia]

receiving a low-ball salary offer for a position that is 7k less than I make now and knowing that If I don't accept this position and relocate I will more than likely not get my contract renewed at my current job.

Geez that sucks mate, the company I work for just won the defence contract for another 6-10 years which is great, but no-one knows yet what additional responsibilities we'll have or what we'll get paid to do it, so there's a few pissed off people around my neck of the woods too.........

[mick7504]

Yeah, we're hauling a CAT RM500 and a Stoltz Cement Spreader truck onto the Inpex Gas Project site early next week.

The amount of paperwork to conform with site compliance is enough to tear the fork outa ya fcuken nightie. 
Fair dinkum, it's on a par with military precision.
And some more.

I was talking with this sheila yesterday who wanted me to be a referee for the fellas who will be working onsite.
I told her to just tick all of the right boxes and the jobs right.
Obviously, it's a zero alcohol and drug tolerance requirement which is how it should be.

So I asked her if what I've said will be scrutineered and she said that it will be filed way and will not be looked at by anyone.
The thing is, that everything that they want to know has been accredited but you have to go through all of this sh1t again just to be sure.

Pisses me off. 

[Terry in Australia]

I'm hoping to get up your way in the next couple of months Mick, if I do, I'll be pissed off if we don't catch up for a beer?

[mick7504]

You won't be pissed off mate because it'll happen.
There's always a bunk at my joint if we have a few too many snorts.

The missus might get pissed off when she finds a couple of drunken soldiers asleep on the back lawn in the morning. 

Or in the swimming pool. 

[petercb750]

Oh oh. Hangover warning....

[mick7504]

I think that we've mastered the art Pete.
Seasoned campaigners. 
But ya gotta have a feed of chook and chips before the lights go out. 

[vfourfreak]

I think that we've mastered the art Pete.
Seasoned campaigners. 
But ya gotta have a feed of chook and chips before the lights go out. 

So that if you spew all over the bed you can blame the scoff, not the 20 beers that you had beforehand.

Kev

[mick7504]

Kev

Spewing is outa bounds mate.
If you spew up the tucker, the repercutions are unspeakable.
If you spew up the beer, it's sardines and custard for breakfast. 

[Retro Rocket]

I think that we've mastered the art Pete.
Seasoned campaigners. 
But ya gotta have a feed of chook and chips before the lights go out. 

So that if you spew all over the bed you can blame the scoff, not the 20 beers that you had beforehand.

Kev

You've got to be kidding Kev, blame the #$%*en dog...

[vfourfreak]

I think that we've mastered the art Pete.
Seasoned campaigners. 
But ya gotta have a feed of chook and chips before the lights go out. 

So that if you spew all over the bed you can blame the scoff, not the 20 beers that you had beforehand.

Kev

You've got to be kidding Kev, blame the #$%*en dog...

I'm only learning here lads, trying to prepare myself for a post retirement  life of beer , wenches, and possibly a cigar or two.
I am struggling to shake my Irish roots , my  classical education and a lifelong work ethic, so please bear with me.

OK, 20 beers, chook and chips, (optional root) , kip, and she'll be right. Is that sort of the way it goes ?

If so, I look forward to the day.

Kev

[petercb750]

Irish roots....can't see anything wrong with that....in fact, any root is ok......imo....