I'm really pissed off today, we've started rolling the new defence contract out in Darwin, and I'm not there. My mate rang me yesterday to say he's been given the job of rolling out the stores service, and knows nothing about stores, so I rang my operations manager and told him that I was needed up there to ensure a seamless transition, so he's gonna talk to our state manager today, so with luck, I'll be spewing in Micks veggie patch in no time at all! 
She'll be right mate.
We'll just fire up the muncher and mix it all in then nobody will know the difference.
Finally got the RM floated out to site yesterday arvo.
What a bloody mission that was to tick all of the boxes for compliance.
The boys had a tube of silicon sealant in the tool box but they didn't have an MSDS (SDS) for it so we had to download and print the fcuka and stick it into to folder with the rest of 'em before they'd give us clearance.
We flew a couple of our operators (Steering Wheel Attendants) into Darwin and they've been whinging about the bloody heat since they got here.
It isn't that hot here and all they want to do is to go to the pub and suck cold piss after work.
Well, the rules are that they get tested on the brotheliser every morning, and if they blow any numbers, it'll be straight back onto the plane from where they came from and that's pissing them right off.
