Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Stev-o]

All the ladies wearing the scimpiest of tops with an abundance of flesh on view.

Im pissed off Kev didn't post pics of his moving adventure. 

[vfourfreak]

All the ladies wearing the scimpiest of tops with an abundance of flesh on view.

Im pissed off Kev didn't post pics of his moving adventure.

Forum rules Stev-o, and Im in enough trouble as it is !

I'm pissed off the 5 of them did not get together and so some planning, you know - spacing things out sort of. I'll never handle all 5 on the last night of the job ! Anybody want to come over and help ?

Kev

[trueblue]

All the ladies wearing the scimpiest of tops with an abundance of flesh on view.

Im pissed off Kev didn't post pics of his moving adventure.

Forum rules Stev-o, and Im in enough trouble as it is !

I'm pissed off the 5 of them did not get together and so some planning, you know - spacing things out sort of. I'll never handle all 5 on the last night of the job ! Anybody want to come over and help ?

Kev

Hey Kev, you could have used the PM feature on the forum, I'm sure no one would complain  .

[Terry in Australia]

Pity it wasn't "Back to the future" Terry. That way you could have got back on the bike, speeded up to 88 mph and gone back to before you borrowed it, saved the rental fee and remembered to be more carefull when driving home ya daft bu**er.

Kev

Thanks Kev, "Back to the future" wasn't released on video in Oz until 1986, and by then I'd sold the XT500 and bought my Z1, and while it was capable of awesome wheelies too, I was too chicken to get the wheel up more than a couple of feet, so it was a much safer bike.

I sold it in 1987 for $2K when I bought my Harley Sportster, but I wish I'd kept it (not that there was anything wrong with the Sporty, it was a great bike) but people are paying stupid money for Z1's now, so I wish I'd hung on to it. I missed out on a free Z1 earlier this year when an old Vietnam vet friend who owns a minty Z1000 was given a "barn find" Z1 by one of his vet mates, but the old poofter gave it to his brother instead of me?

Old poofters who give away perfectly good Z1's to anyone else but me, piss me off.........    

[trueblue]

Terry, I know where there is a mint Z1 hiding in a shed.  Even the original exhausts are on the wall.  The bike has a 4-1 exhaust on it, which was put on when the bike was only a couple of weeks old.  The originals were wrapped up in oily rags and hung on the wall, that's where they have been for the last 30 something years.  We unwrapped them going back about 2 years ago and they still looked like new.  We re-wrapped and oiled them again at the same time.  I haven't yet been able to convince the old fella who owns it that he needs to store it in my shed

[vfourfreak]

Thanks Kev, "Back to the future" wasn't released on video in Oz until 1986

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/releaseinfo

Ha Haaaa !

Kev

[Terry in Australia]

Yeah Andrew, there must be heaps of bikes like that out there? When I worked for Kingston Plant Hire 12 years ago, the Managing Director (top bloke) told me that he and his brother went in halves to by a Kawasaki H2 750 in the early 1970's and the bike was de-commissioned and parked in one of their farm sheds, and hadn't been touched since the late 1970's. Original paint, but with 3 chrome Bassani expansion chambers, better shocks etc, and all the original parts hanging up.

He offered to give it to me, but he couldn't convince his brother to relinquish his half. I did offer to pay him, but he was a typical farmer, he wanted to keep it regardless..............    

[Terry in Australia]

Thanks Kev, "Back to the future" wasn't released on video in Oz until 1986

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/releaseinfo

Ha Haaaa !

Kev

Thanks Inspector Clouseau, but when was it released on video?

[mick7504]

The Solar Hot Water lad has sh1t itself after about 25 years.
The fcuka was leaking water out this morning just like a monsoonal downpour.
You #$%*.

So I fcuked off from work at about 10.30 this morning to cap the inlet pipe which meant risking life and limb up on that stinken hot steep roof.
You #$%*.

After getting up on the roof with the tools and fittings and thread tape, there was only 6 inches of fcuken thread tape left on the roll.
You #$%*.

So back down again and off to fcuken Bunnings to get some more fcuken thread tape.
The jobs right now and we're gunna be having camp showers until the plumber lad comes and puts a new bastard up there.

Havin' a 6 pack and a coupla WT's now to settle down but still pissed off. 

[vfourfreak]

The Solar Hot Water lad has sh1t itself after about 25 years.
The fcuka was leaking water out this morning just like a monsoonal downpour.
You #$%*.

So I fcuked off from work at about 10.30 this morning to cap the inlet pipe which meant risking life and limb up on that stinken hot steep roof.
You #$%*.

After getting up on the roof with the tools and fittings and thread tape, there was only 6 inches of fcuken thread tape left on the roll.
You #$%*.

So back down again and off to fcuken Bunnings to get some more fcuken thread tape.
The jobs right now and we're gunna be having camp showers until the plumber lad comes and puts a new bastard up there.

Havin' a 6 pack and a coupla WT's now to settle down but still pissed off. 

Hey Mick  Sounds like you did the work of two men !



Laurel and Hardy !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EkQlh-lxu4   

Kev

[mick7504]

Thanks Kev.
At the rate I'm going mate, I'll be drinking the alcohol of 2 men.

Geez, the ol' neck is a dry as a dead dingos donga after climbing up on that bloody roof. 

[vfourfreak]

Hope you get to sleep that off Mick, but it's well deserved.

Today I shuffled into town, shorts, T shirt , panama hat, John Lennon shades and thoses confounded sandals that one can keep stepping out of.
Town is crazy now, height of tourist season, huge traffic jams and frustrated people partout. August in the south of France can be merde.
Chanced upon one of these : http://www.sidebikesud.com/album-2041283.html
with trailer, but parked illegally on the footpath. Curious, I had a good shuftie, not my cup of tea of course, but interested in everything mechanical. Satisfied, I started to leave the scene when a black Renault Clio starts honking the horn (a nonsense situation on two counts a fri**en Renault and black, in this heat) and I spy the elderly biddy at the wheel is ranting and gesticulating at me.
Now I am off to town because Coffee is waiting for me in l'Express bar, and I was sort of dying for a pee. What to do ? I considered just walking on, but decided if a confrontation was coming my way, I had a bit of time to spare. Over to the biddy's window I shuffle, she gave me full broadside, all barrels. "You can't park your 'moto' there" she fairly yells at me. Now I decided I had lots of time to spare. "Why not ?" I asked . She replies "That is where I park" she retorts , getting fairly animated, the heat of the day possibly getting to her. "But it is illegal to park on the footpath" I reasonably explain, to which she snottily ejaculates "Well then you should not park your 'moto' there then". "Ahh, but it is not my moto" I soothingly say and shuffle away.

Old biddies who can't stand the heat and don't realise their womanly wiles have long since expired really piss me off.

Kev

[martin99]

Old biddies are a definite piss-off alright.

T'other evening I was walking my old black labrador, when he started spinning around the way dogs do before crouching in 'evacuate bowels' position. Well I was there immediately of course, poop bag in hand (it was after all in a park where kiddies play) but in the end the old boy just couldn't muster the energy to squeeze one out.

Walking on a little further, an old biddie marches purposefully toward me wearing carpet slippers and a face like a slapped arse, in one hand holding a lead attached to a manky ageing terrier wearing an outragously gay pink collar and in the other hand clutching a wad of poop bags.

'Do you know what these are for?' she yelled accusingly, waving her fukcen poop bags in my face.
'Yes I do thanks', I replied, showing her my own.
'Then why don't you bloody use them then?' Now in an even shriller witch-like tone.
'Because he didn't do anything'
'Yes he did I saw him'
'No he didn't or I would have picked it up'
'Don't bloody lie to me, I saw him do it'

By this time she had worked herself up in such a state, I thought if I didn't appease her I'd be picking up her knarly old carcass rather than a dog turd or two. 'Show me where it is then, and I'll pick it up' I said.

So back we walked, zig-zag fashion, up to the top of the field and back while the silly old cow mistook every leaf for a turd, until it got too dark to focus and the old lab was fukced having by now walked twice his usual distance, and having had to suffer her irritating fukcen rat-terrier continually sniffing round his bum-hole.

'Well that's strange' she said,'I saw him do it but someone must have come along and picked it up when we weren't looking. I lost my door key over here one day and spent the whole day looking for it, never did find it'
'#$%* off', I said politely and walked home.

Old biddies who walk their gay dogs while wearing carpet slippers and hallucinate about dog #$%* piss me off.

[dave500]

stepping on sharp #$%* with bare feet that's my fault in the back yard like swarf from grinding/drilling and wire wheel strands!then when my wife steps on some and #$%* really hits the fan,she says youll never get rid of all the shrapnel in this grass and buddy our dog will get some in his pads,never?well the challenge was on,i stuck all the old hard drive magnets I could find on a biscuit tin lid and placed it in an A4 plastic cover,then went mine detecting,ting/ting/ting/ting,the first couple of passes picked up wire wheel strands so much it looked like a hedge hog with small bolt cutoffs and tiny ball bearings stuck in its spines along with curly drilling shards,spent split pins,the odd screw and tiny nuts and washers,a few passes later and im down to the fine stuff and the danger is over.

the danger from my wife that is!

[Terry in Australia]

Public Servants piss me off. Every week since mid June I've been getting an email telling me that I need to transfer some obsolete workshop machinery (including a beautiful valve grinder that I'd like to keep) to our "Joint Logistics Unit" for disposal, and every week I reply that we are waiting for the public servants that maintain the computerised Defence Logistics Supply System to complete a task to allow us to do just that.

Today I got an indignant email from the same pubic servant to complain that this task hasn't been completed, and advising that we were in the sh1t. Instead of my usual polite response reminding him that this is still beyond our control, I sent him a rather curt reply that I won't repeat, lest I offend the more delicate members here. He may never speak to me again, but I suspect that he won't send me another stupid email either.............    

[mick7504]

Geez, I'm feeling a bit disillusioned now.

Fenders dropped his Honda 4 and has fcuked off from here now after he said that he wouldn't.

And Frank dropped his XL and fcuked his knee which is a bit of a bugger.

So now I think that I might just drop me guts and wait and see if the Eau de Cologne pisses some fcuka off. 

[petercb750]

Ha, I was gonna start a "dropped my guts" thread, but it pisses me off that you mentioned it first...

[mick7504]

Geez Pete

We must've been on the same frequency mate.
That's exactly what was going through my head after seeing the 2 Dropped my ******* 

Dog farts are mean and I'm struggling to think of something else that might bring on a technicolour yawn at that level.
Charlie likes to open his lunch box when he's let inside the house.
Fcuken stinkin' dog. 

[dave500]

whenever my wife asks me did I fart I say no but I can if youd like me to,which always pisses her off.

[Retro Rocket]

whenever my wife asks me did I fart I say no but I can if youd like me to,which always pisses her off.

I say. "well that depends, are farts lumpy".....

[petercb750]

Lumpy farts piss me off.

[bear]

Just dropped in to see what you plebs have been up to.
What do I find?
A discussion about lumpy farts!
It pisses me off!

Cheers,
Brian

[petercb750]

Bear being absent for so long pisses me off.

[Terry in Australia]

Well I've been pissed off for the last few weeks because I thought I was going to miss out on an all expenses paid holiday, er, I mean, working week in Darwin, but I got a phone call from my operations manager last night asking me if I'd mind flying up there to conduct the interviews for our new defence contract? Woohoo!

I'm not sure when I'm going, (he sent me an email to my work email address but I'd already pissed off early, so I won't see it until Monday) but I imagine it'll be in the next week or two, so I've gotta dig out my shorts and thongs (flip flops, for my perverted American cousins) and my stubby holder, what else will I need Mick? Cheers, Terry.  

[70CB750]

So you will be interviewing defense contract in thong and flipflops? You got it, no doubts.