Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[vfourfreak]

I'm buyin a fooken dictionary

Kev

[edwardmorris]

I'm pissed off that private messaging on these forums has been broken for two days and I can't report it in the feedback forum either. Someone please fix it, I need to reach out to my buds

[petercb750]

I'm buyin a fooken dictionary

Kev

Make sure it's the Aussie edition....

[mick7504]

When the ol' Irish mate first arrived in Oz, I took him aside and said to him.... now listen here mate, one of the first things that you need to accomplish is how to say Fcuk and to make it sound meaningful.

So anyway, after half an hour or so of intense dialog, the result was still Fook.
For some reason, these Irish fookas just can't say fcuk properly.
That pisses me right fooken off. 

[Terry in Australia]

It's Sunday night, and I've got a bad case of Monday-itis coming on.............

[mick7504]

I know the feeling mate.
Still gettin' over it from 6 weeks ago.

Well I got the water bubbler hooked up today.
We bought a 40 foot container that was out at the INPEX site from one of the contractors.
It was full of split aircons, microwaves, ice making machines, shelving, pie warmers, water fountains, proper job fluros and a sh1t load of other stuff that they didn't want to know about anymore.

So I snavelled a water bubbler and fited a filter and she's the ducks nuts. 

[dave500]

if i didnt know better id imagine beer coming out of that?

[mick7504]

Alcohol Farm.
No complaints here.
Weather's getting nasty here at the moment.
Gotta keep the beer fridge stocked.

Started work at 4:30am Sat morning and was tin fruited by midday. 

[Terry in Australia]

I didn't have my job interview today after all. This morning my state manager invited me to have a chat with him, in his office. All the way to his office I went over a mental checklist of what offences I'd committed recently that he'd know about, but decided that I was in the clear, so didn't throw myself at his feet and beg for mercy, or try to blame a co-worker, or offer him a blowjob.

Anyway, somehow he'd heard that I didn't want the new job, and that I was thinking about resigning? Yep, I told him that was what I'd intended to do, so he offered me another job, but I didn't like that one either, so then he offered me another job pretty much doing what I'm doing now, but on a national basis, so I said that I was interested, but I'd obviously need more money? He said that I could have more money if I took the job, so I graciously accepted.

So there you go, for the next 6-10 years I'll be flying around this big brown land staying in motels, driving hire cars, and eating and drinking on the company dollar. Oh, and somewhere in between, I'll be doing as little work as possible. It's kind of hard to be pissed off about it, but I'll try...........


 

[petercb750]

I didn't have my job interview today after all. This morning my state manager invited me to have a chat with him, in his office. All the way to his office I went over a mental checklist of what offences I'd committed recently that he'd know about, but decided that I was in the clear, so didn't throw myself at his feet and beg for mercy, or try to blame a co-worker, or offer him a blowjob.

Anyway, somehow he'd heard that I didn't want the new job, and that I was thinking about resigning? Yep, I told him that was what I'd intended to do, so he offered me another job, but I didn't like that one either, so then he offered me another job pretty much doing what I'm doing now, but on a national basis, so I said that I was interested, but I'd obviously need more money? He said that I could have more money if I took the job, so I graciously accepted.

So there you go, for the next 6-10 years I'll be flying around this big brown land staying in motels, driving hire cars, and eating and drinking on the company dollar. Oh, and somewhere in between, I'll be doing as little work as possible. It's kind of hard to be pissed off about it, but I'll try...........


 

Well fk me, that worked out well! Goodonya 

[Terry in Australia]

Thanks Pete!

[demon78]

You bastard, the one person who's worked a fiddle into a golden fiddle, don't push it to far Terry you know it'll bite you if you do.
Bill the demon.

[750cafe]

Terry, it sounds like you will excel at this job!   

Oh, and somewhere in between, I'll be doing as little work as possible."

So... they are going to train you to be a government worker


Eric

[martin99]

I'm buyin a fooken dictionary

Kev

I know what you mean Kev. Copied this from my daughter's English folder -

'I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.'

If you can understand that you can understand Aussie

(By the way if this fcuken offends any of our fcuken friends fcuken down under they better fkucen get a fkucen life cos it's only a fooken fcuken joke!)

[Bailgang]

My GL is starting to piss me off. I can usually squeeze my 750 between our car and truck to get it in the garage after a ride but the car and truck need to be parked way apart in order for me to get the Wang through. I'm still getting used to the mass of the GL.

[Don R]

I worked on my brothers Extended fork lowering blocked 1970's style K1 today, it refuses to run properly and I dislike test riding it and even moving the unwieldy beast. I have a feeling it wants to fall over on one of my perfectly nice 750s. 
 We have a nice set of F forks, I'd love to put them on it and drop it another inch or two besides.

[Terry in Australia]

You bastard, the one person who's worked a fiddle into a golden fiddle, don't push it to far Terry you know it'll bite you if you do.
Bill the demon.

Ha ha, why did I start thinking about that song, "The Devil came down to Georgia" when I read your post Bill?

So... they are going to train you to be a government worker
Eric

Aw man, that hurt! Call me lazy, call me stupid, but don't call me a pubic servant!

[mick7504]

Good onya mate and congrats.
When I went for the job interview with this mining mob, I named the price (within reason) and told 'em to take it or leave it.
Then the boss fella said that he didn't know how we'd get along.
So I told him that if I piss him off, then tell me to fcuk off and if you piss me off, then you'll be told to fcuk off.

He liked that idea and the rest is history. 

[Terry in Australia]

Yeah, it's a bit more civilised here Mick, but pretty much the same spirit. Honestly, I was happy to just be offered a job that I'd like, but threw the extra money thing in when I realised that I had an advantage.

It'll probably be another week or two before I see a contract, but I don't care, at least I know that I've still got a seat on the old gravy train.........

[demon78]

I suppose now you'll be a shining beacon to the rest of us poor stiffs, something that we show our grandkids saying if you're lucky, the gods smile, and everything drops into place you too maybe able to achieve the pinnacle that Uncle Tez did, the rest of you swine back to work. Yes I'm envious, the fiddles I worked never paned all the way out, ah well maybe on the next turn of the wheel of fate.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

I've always reckoned that you have to like what you're doing mate.
The boss is a fcuken top bloke who shows his apprectiation while you're fighting through the politics and barbed wire.

Dealing with some of these "chain draggers" gets right up my nose.
Having a bit of freedom to get results delivered makes a big difference.

Otherwise, they'd be told to bash it fair up their clacka which would piss 'em off.   

[demon78]

I don't know Mick sometimes nothing gets through to them.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

I know what you mean Bill.
I don't like dismissing anybody from their job, but when they won't help 'emselves time after time, that fcuken big hammer has to come down.

It's bloody tough, but ya have to keep going forward and bring the keen blokes along next to you or else we'd all be bloody rocks.

[mick7504]

Well, my freshly installed water bubbler #$%* itself.
Long story short, the fcuken fan motor was partially siezed and the fcuka started acting the goat.

So to take the front cover off, I had to grind down my favourite stumpy screwdriver to undo those fcuken poofta multi star torx head bastard bolts that held it on.
And they were fcuken tight.

Anyway, I grabbed another bubbler (we scored a few of 'em) and reinstalled the water filter and the custom made pipe work and everything in the world was good again.

But fcuk, I was pissed off after gloating about the initial install and then the
dirty bastard turned around and flipped me the bird. 

[vfourfreak]

Well, my freshly installed water bubbler #$%* itself.
Long story short, the fcuken fan motor was partially siezed and the fcuka started acting the goat.

So to take the front cover off, I had to grind down my favourite stumpy screwdriver to undo those fcuken poofta multi star torx head bastard bolts that held it on.
And they were fcuken tight.

Anyway, I grabbed another bubbler (we scored a few of 'em) and reinstalled the water filter and the custom made pipe work and everything in the world was good again.

But fcuk, I was pissed off after gloating about the initial install and then the
dirty bastard turned around and flipped me the bird. 

Hey Mick,

Put on costruction boots and kick the s**t out of it. It will learn a lesson it won't forget for a long time and you will feel much better.

Kev