Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[mick7504]

Looking good Mick, also don't forget that tomatoes like plenty of calcium in the soil, it prevents blossom end rot.  I always give them a good dose of dolomite lime and blood and bone to give them a kick off. We caught our pea thief in the action a few weeks back. It was a #$%*ing corella, that mongrel got chased away with a few high speed rocks.  I haven't seen any more damage since. Hopefully he got the message. Mind you I have seen them around my neighbours veggie patch, even sitting on their scarecrow.

The Sulphur Crested Cockys will be here again soon.
I've got a 5 Cornered (Star) Fruit tree in the backyard that will be fruiting soon and those cockys love 'em.
Then there'll be big mobs of Cane Toads, Butcher Birds, snakes, ants, spiders, lizards and maybe a wandering croc if we get real lucky.

The Wet Season rains flush 'em out of the bush.
I'm starting to think that it would be easier to contain a #$%*en Ebola outbreak. 

.....or move

Yeah, but you can't beat the bush mate and it's good for the kids.
Bathurst was a good race even though a #$%*en Ford won which spoilt the day.
I was having a good day until Whincup ran out of petrol.
But I suppose it's the only way that Ford could win a race anyhow against the mighty Holden. 

[petercb750]

Looking good Mick, also don't forget that tomatoes like plenty of calcium in the soil, it prevents blossom end rot.  I always give them a good dose of dolomite lime and blood and bone to give them a kick off. We caught our pea thief in the action a few weeks back. It was a #$%*ing corella, that mongrel got chased away with a few high speed rocks.  I haven't seen any more damage since. Hopefully he got the message. Mind you I have seen them around my neighbours veggie patch, even sitting on their scarecrow.

The Sulphur Crested Cockys will be here again soon.
I've got a 5 Cornered (Star) Fruit tree in the backyard that will be fruiting soon and those cockys love 'em.
Then there'll be big mobs of Cane Toads, Butcher Birds, snakes, ants, spiders, lizards and maybe a wandering croc if we get real lucky.

The Wet Season rains flush 'em out of the bush.
I'm starting to think that it would be easier to contain a #$%*en Ebola outbreak. 

.....or move

Yeah, but you can't beat the bush mate and it's good for the kids.
Bathurst was a good race even though a #$%*en Ford won which spoilt the day.
I was having a good day until Whincup ran out of petrol.
But I suppose it's the only way that Ford could win a race anyhow against the mighty Holden. 

Have to agree there mate. I was pissed off too. Fk the Ford pieces of sh1t.
I worked at motorcycle training today so missed all but the last 5 laps, was pretty exciting, but sounds like they fk'd up with the track a bit at turn 2 eh.

Oh well, 4 more sleeps and we're off to the Island.....marquez already champ, but will still be a great weekend. I'm not pissed off about that.

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, it was GREAT to see a mighty Ford win Bathurst, (for the second year in a row, even though Lowndsey accidentally put Frosty's chances of winning two in a row into the crapper when he ran up his arse, those Holden brakes are schidt!) and of course, the icing on the cake was seeing no farking Holdens in the top three!

Geez I know that Holden (and Ford) are Fcuked in Oz now anyway, but if the old "Race on Sunday, sell on Monday" thing is true, the Holden showrooms are gonna be quiet tomorrow............ Ooh I almost forgot to say that as pissed off as most toothless bow-legged Holden fans are tonight, they won't be as pissed off as Jamie Whincups team manager!;D

[petercb750]

Ha ha, it was GREAT to see a mighty Ford win Bathurst, (for the second year in a row, even though Lowndsey accidentally put Frosty's chances of winning two in a row into the crapper when he ran up his arse, those Holden brakes are schidt!) and of course, the icing on the cake was seeing no farking Holdens in the top three!

Geez I know that Holden (and Ford) are Fcuked in Oz now anyway, but if the old "Race on Sunday, sell on Monday" thing is true, the Holden showrooms are gonna be quiet tomorrow............ Ooh I almost forgot to say that as pissed off as most toothless bow-legged Holden fans are tonight, they won't be as pissed off as Jamie Whincups team manager!;D

Spoken like a true bogan. ..

[Bailgang]

For you guys in Oz, what's this I hear that GM is shutting down Holden production?

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, it was GREAT to see a mighty Ford win Bathurst, (for the second year in a row, even though Lowndsey accidentally put Frosty's chances of winning two in a row into the crapper when he ran up his arse, those Holden brakes are schidt!) and of course, the icing on the cake was seeing no farking Holdens in the top three!

Geez I know that Holden (and Ford) are Fcuked in Oz now anyway, but if the old "Race on Sunday, sell on Monday" thing is true, the Holden showrooms are gonna be quiet tomorrow............ Ooh I almost forgot to say that as pissed off as most toothless bow-legged Holden fans are tonight, they won't be as pissed off as Jamie Whincups team manager!;D

Spoken like a true bogan. ..

Er, I didn't actually say that Pete, I typed it? But I understand that a lot of you Holden chaps have only had a limited education, and I know that you're in mourning, so I'll let you off this time................

[Terry in Australia]

For you guys in Oz, what's this I hear that GM is shutting down Holden production?

Yeah mate, and as much as we like to blame our respective governments, the fact is that both Ford Australia and General Motors Holden have been building cars that no-one really wanted to buy for the last 20 years or so, and have relied on desperate governments propping them up financially.

It'll be interesting to see what happens in years to come, when Nissan abandoned manufacturing in Oz their sales of imported vehicles plummeted for several years. If Ford or GM think that they'll continue to be Oz's favourite sellers once they close down their operations here, I think they'll be disappointed. Cheers, Terry.

[mick7504]

I reckon that Big Shane was pissed off that he didn't have a spare starter motor in the boot.
And even more pissed off that he stalled it after refuelling. 

[petercb750]

Well, the mrs and I decided there was nothing to be gained working for the next couple of days so we're off to the island tomorrow instead of Thursday. ...couple of extra r & r days before the action starts on track....you fkn beauty.
Nothing to be pissed off about.

[Terry in Australia]

I reckon that Big Shane was pissed off that he didn't have a spare starter motor in the boot.
And even more pissed off that he stalled it after refuelling. 

Yeah Mick, I felt sorry for him, it's a pity that they aren't allowed to push start them? I don't think his starter motor schidt itself, I think the starter gear got stuck in the ring gear, in the old days we'd just rock the car back and forth in gear until it popped back out, but I guess that doesn't work nowadays? He did come back out eventually, but way too late to do any good. Cheers, Terry.

[mick7504]

I reckon that Big Shane was pissed off that he didn't have a spare starter motor in the boot.
And even more pissed off that he stalled it after refuelling. 

Yeah Mick, I felt sorry for him, it's a pity that they aren't allowed to push start them? I don't think his starter motor schidt itself, I think the starter gear got stuck in the ring gear, in the old days we'd just rock the car back and forth in gear until it popped back out, but I guess that doesn't work nowadays? He did come back out eventually, but way too late to do any good. Cheers, Terry.

I gotta say that I felt a bit for the poor bugga as well mate.
Reckon that his heart would have fell out of arse when that happened.
But that's what makes it Bathurst.

Full credit to him for his determination and driving skills. 

[Terry in Australia]

Yep, I really only watch Bathurst and Sandown nowadays Mick, but Bathurst is my favourite, (such a pity they don't have any major bike events there now, I used to love riding up every Easter for the Australian TT) it's such a long race that anything can go wrong, and you can't be sure who's gonna win until the first car gets over the line.

I was sure that Frosty was gonna do two back to back, then Jamie passed him and I thought that he might be in trouble, and when Lowndesy hit him up the arse, he was stuffed. Such is the nature of Bathurst, and probably why we all love it. Cheers, Terry.

[bear]

Bathurst can get a bit ugly down here I'm afraid.
Ev was brain washed at an early age by her bogan brothers, both of whom owned XY GT's.
So every year when Bathurst comes around her eyebrows start getting bushy, her teeth begin to protrude forward and her knuckles start dragging on the ground.

This year was worse than most.
Ev was barracking for "Frosty".
I had a hundred on "Lownsey".
And my mate had two hundred on Van Ginsberg.

So the last half hour was absolute mayhem here.
When Van Ginsberg stalled in the pits my mate had a melt down, started raving like a lunatic, swearing at the top of his lungs.
Ev told him to piss off because she couldn't hear the tele over all his noise so he stormed outside into the back yard ranting and raving and stepped in a pile of "Jack the labradors" dog #$%*.
Then he lost it completly, started chasing the dog around the back yard threatening to kill it.
Jack thought he was playing, so he was running around barking like a lunatic and Ev was screeming at both of them to "Shut Up".

Then "Lownsy" towed "Frosty" up the ass and Ev went berserk.
Can't say I've ever seen the lovely Evelyn that cranky and as you know Uncle Tez she can fire up a bit.
She even threatened to stab me!

So I had my lunatic mate running around my back yard screaming obscenities trying to kill my madly barking labrador.

My wife raging through the house screaming obscenities and threatening to stab me.
.
But did I care? No.
Lownsy was in the box seat and I was all lined up to collect a a cool five fifty on the punt.
Then the dirty cheating barstards gave him a drive through penalty!

Things got a little foggy after that and I can't say I can remmember to many details.

I do know the neighbors haven't been to friendly this week but they'll come around eventually.

All I can say is roll on Bathurst 2015!

Cheers,
Brian

[mick7504]

Bathurst can get a bit ugly down here I'm afraid.
Ev was brain washed at an early age by her bogan brothers, both of whom owned XY GT's.
So every year when Bathurst comes around her eyebrows start getting bushy, her teeth begin to protrude forward and her knuckles start dragging on the ground.

This year was worse than most.
Ev was barracking for "Frosty".
I had a hundred on "Lownsey".
And my mate had two hundred on Van Ginsberg.

So the last half hour was absolute mayhem here.
When Van Ginsberg stalled in the pits my mate had a melt down, started raving like a lunatic, swearing at the top of his lungs.
Ev told him to piss off because she couldn't hear the tele over all his noise so he stormed outside into the back yard ranting and raving and stepped in a pile of "Jack the labradors" dog #$%*.
Then he lost it completly, started chasing the dog around the back yard threatening to kill it.
Jack thought he was playing, so he was running around barking like a lunatic and Ev was screeming at both of them to "Shut Up".

Then "Lownsy" towed "Frosty" up the ass and Ev went berserk.
Can't say I've ever seen the lovely Evelyn that cranky and as you know Uncle Tez she can fire up a bit.
She even threatened to stab me!

So I had my lunatic mate running around my back yard screaming obscenities trying to kill my madly barking labrador.

My wife raging through the house screaming obscenities and threatening to stab me.
.
But did I care? No.
Lownsy was in the box seat and I was all lined up to collect a a cool five fifty on the punt.
Then the dirty cheating barstards gave him a drive through penalty!

Things got a little foggy after that and I can't say I can remmember to many details.

I do know the neighbors haven't been to friendly this week but they'll come around eventually.

All I can say is roll on Bathurst 2015!

Cheers,
Brian

That sounds just like the sort of harmony that we have in our household sometimes mate.
Especially when I commandeer the remote for the tele to watch Bathurst.
 For one Sunday a fcuken year when they can't watch Landfcukenline or Greening Ausfcukentralia, Im the biggest #$%* that god every shovelled guts into.

Bring on Bathurst I reckon.
I'm always in the sh1t for something and that's just how I like it.

What pisses 'em off is when you get burnt toast for brekky the following morning as a payback for stealing the remote and then asking nicely for another piece exactly the same with the black crunchy bits. 

[demon78]

Jeez that sounds like fun guys.
Bill the demon.

[Bailgang]

So the last half hour was absolute mayhem here.
When Van Ginsberg stalled in the pits my mate had a melt down, started raving like a lunatic, swearing at the top of his lungs.
Ev told him to piss off because she couldn't hear the tele over all his noise so he stormed outside into the back yard ranting and raving and stepped in a pile of "Jack the labradors" dog #$%*.
Then he lost it completly, started chasing the dog around the back yard threatening to kill it.
Jack thought he was playing, so he was running around barking like a lunatic and Ev was screeming at both of them to "Shut Up".

Now that's funny. Reminds me of watching an NFL football game with my brother in-law, it's more entertaining to watch him than the game. Any time a ref makes a questionable call he'll shoot out of his chair and shout " THAT'S BULL S###!!".

[demon78]

I see a new reality show coming up if you guys are not careful.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

Well, I got the seized Water Bubbler Fan Motor spinning again and what a #$%* it was to get out.
It's one of those pressed together at the factory fcukas that aren't supposed to be taken apart.

So I searched high and low for the special electric motor dismantling tool, Part No ^y#29=%8*)?6fcukujack and I couldn't find the bastard anywhere which pissed me right off. 

What I did was to soak the output shaft seal with CRC and wacked it in the lathe and gave it a good spin up in forward and reverse while I necked a nice cold beer.
Finally, it surrendered and it spins as free as a bird now.

Putting the water bubbler back together is definitely gonna be a 6 pack job but I'll worry about that tomorrow. 

[demon78]

Mick can't you get a new one, if I remember correctly about a 1/3 of repacement motors are like that and were 35$ Canadian and you could get them at any refrigeration supply store, my problem with your fix is the front bearing gets sloppy and then the fan rattles and stops again, they are so cheaply made that swapping a good bearing also means you've got to clean up the shaft I know because more than once I've tried because of distance  and they didn't work that long.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

Bill
These coolers are about a year old and they've been out on site at Inpex which is the $30b Gas Plant that's getting built here in Darwin.

They're chocka block full of red dust from the initial works out in the bush.
We had some excavators and dump trucks working out there on stage one and when that was completed, we had to decommission that site.
Amazingly, there is so much gear that gets written off by the contractors.

Stuff like microwave ovens, pie warmers, split aircons, ice making machines, diesel powered water pumps, wacker packers and the list goes on.
It's all factored into their costs when they submit their tenders.
So, long story short, we bought some 20 and 40 foot shipping containers that were filled with unwanted/used gear - At a reasonable price.

So I reckon that if this fan motor on the water bubbler hangs in there for the cost of a few cold beers, the jobs right or I'll be pissed off. 

[trueblue]

Mick, I'll give you a carton for a couple of those aircons

[750cafe]

I'll take a few of those diesel powered water pumps off of your hands.   

Eric

[Terry in Australia]

Bathurst can get a bit ugly down here I'm afraid.
Ev was brain washed at an early age by her bogan brothers, both of whom owned XY GT's.
So every year when Bathurst comes around her eyebrows start getting bushy, her teeth begin to protrude forward and her knuckles start dragging on the ground.

This year was worse than most.
Ev was barracking for "Frosty".
I had a hundred on "Lownsey".
And my mate had two hundred on Van Ginsberg.

So the last half hour was absolute mayhem here.
When Van Ginsberg stalled in the pits my mate had a melt down, started raving like a lunatic, swearing at the top of his lungs.
Ev told him to piss off because she couldn't hear the tele over all his noise so he stormed outside into the back yard ranting and raving and stepped in a pile of "Jack the labradors" dog #$%*.
Then he lost it completly, started chasing the dog around the back yard threatening to kill it.
Jack thought he was playing, so he was running around barking like a lunatic and Ev was screeming at both of them to "Shut Up".

Then "Lownsy" towed "Frosty" up the ass and Ev went berserk.
Can't say I've ever seen the lovely Evelyn that cranky and as you know Uncle Tez she can fire up a bit.
She even threatened to stab me!

So I had my lunatic mate running around my back yard screaming obscenities trying to kill my madly barking labrador.

My wife raging through the house screaming obscenities and threatening to stab me.
.
But did I care? No.
Lownsy was in the box seat and I was all lined up to collect a a cool five fifty on the punt.
Then the dirty cheating barstards gave him a drive through penalty!

Things got a little foggy after that and I can't say I can remmember to many details.

I do know the neighbors haven't been to friendly this week but they'll come around eventually.

All I can say is roll on Bathurst 2015!

Cheers,
Brian

Ha ha, beautiful story Brian, I'm on the beautiful Ev's side of course, (1) because I'm a Ford fan too, and (2) because I'd never cross her, for fear of a stabbing. It'll be interesting to see what other manufacturers will be bringing to Bathurst in the next few years, I'd love to see Jaguars back on the mountain, and if Toyota and Mitsubishi etc will eventually put something with a V8 together?

I see that GM are still gonna sell US built "Holdens" in Oz, but I can't see Aussies being fooled by shallow marketing like that, and anyway, most young Aussie Holden fans seem to like sticking Chev badges on their Holdens, so why not just call them Chev's and save them the trouble of buying the badges? Seeing Chev badges on an Aussie built Holden pisses me off.........  

[mick7504]

Well, after half a day and an 8 pack of Coronas, the second water bubblers a goer.
Trying to line up the holes again for the pop rivets was a real #$%*.

Anyway, I went to Bunnings and got a few water fittings and a filter cartridge and hooked the lad up.
So far, so good and it's on a 24 hour probation to see how she goes.

If there's any trouble with it tomorrow after all of this, I'll take it for a visit to the back paddock and drop a 50 Cal slug right through that fcuken fan motor because I'll be fairly, properly pissed off. 

[OldSchool_IsCool]

Two bubblers side by side. Where have I seen that before?  Oh yea, the Jim Crow era.

Irrational fear of "other" pisses me off!!


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