Author Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off. (Read 1390971 times)

cb650 · « **Reply #6475 on:** October 18, 2014, 01:46:46 pm »

irresponsible pet owners!!!!!!!!!! Will the cat lovers come clean up the cat $hit in my yard!?!?!?!?! Will the dog lovers come shut the stupid POS up?!?!?!?!?!?

bear · « **Reply #6476 on:** October 18, 2014, 03:04:09 pm »

Quote from: cb650 on October 18, 2014, 01:46:46 pm

irresponsible pet owners!!!!!!!!!! Will the cat lovers come clean up the cat $hit in my yard!?!?!?!?! Will the dog lovers come shut the stupid POS up?!?!?!?!?!?

I have a suggestion.
Shoot the mogies.
The dog is probably pissed off the cats tramping around it's neighborhood.
Shoot the mogies, problem solved.

Cheers,
Brian

bear · « **Reply #6477 on:** October 18, 2014, 03:29:50 pm »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 17, 2014, 03:59:57 pm

I see that GM are still gonna sell US built "Holdens" in Oz, but I can't see Aussies being fooled by shallow marketing like that,
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Hmmm...............
How about Ford announcing that the last GT will roll off the line in 2013 and all those slack jawed, nuckel draging Ford nuts sold their fist born child or stopped smoking crack for a month so they could scrape up enough of their dole money to buy the last of the GT, s .
Only to have Ford produce a new modle for 2014.
That wouldn't be a shameless marketing ploy, would it Uncle Tez?

Cheers,
Brian

Bailgang · « **Reply #6478 on:** October 18, 2014, 05:22:40 pm »

To make it even worse Ford made it sound like the Gt was a bargain at around $100k+, yeah uh huh that may have the suggested retail price but no dealer that I know of would sell you one for anything less than $200k+.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #6479 on:** October 18, 2014, 05:24:02 pm »

Heartburn pisses me off.

edwardmorris · « **Reply #6480 on:** October 18, 2014, 05:28:39 pm »

I'm super pissed off today because of a tiny little 8mm hex nut. My K2 forks had 3 complete nut + washer combos for the fork lowers, but a missing 4th stud and nut. The PO had it rigged that with an allen head instead. Since I had already replated all the hardware, I wasn't going to get one new one with a different finish. I found a used one, replated it to match, and now, for the life of me I can't find it. Where TF could it be hiding?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #6481 on:** October 18, 2014, 08:15:05 pm »

Quote from: bear on October 18, 2014, 03:29:50 pm

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 17, 2014, 03:59:57 pm

I see that GM are still gonna sell US built "Holdens" in Oz, but I can't see Aussies being fooled by shallow marketing like that,

Hmmm...............
How about Ford announcing that the last GT will roll off the line in 2013 and all those slack jawed, nuckel draging Ford nuts sold their fist born child or stopped smoking crack for a month so they could scrape up enough of their dole money to buy the last of the GT, s .
Only to have Ford produce a new modle for 2014.
That wouldn't be a shameless marketing ploy, would it Uncle Tez?

Cheers,
Brian

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Ha ha, if I could go on the dole and still afford a new GT I wouldn't be living in Oz Brian? A couple of years ago there was a loud crash outside my place, so my son Tim and I went to investigate. My neighbours place two houses down had a new GT parked in it's front yard and it's new front fence was just a memory.

At first we thought that the car was empty and assumed that the driver had done a runner. On closer inspection, there was a cute blonde crouching down in the front seat, so I invited her to step outside. As soon as she unlocked the door, I could smell the booze. She tried to explain that it wasn't her fault as it was raining and she'd just "spun out", crashing through the neighbours fence (the neighbours were away) backwards. She went on to tell me that she was paying 500 bucks per week for the pleasure of owning this car, so I asked her what she did for a living to afford that, and she told me that she was a "dancer". I'm guessing that she wasn't a ballet dancer.......

Anyway, she begged me not to call the cops, but I did, and of course when they put her on the bag, she was well over. When I went down to the cop shop to make a statement a couple of days later, they told me that this was her 3rd DUI in 5 months. Her car was trashed, my neighbour's newly built fence and landscaped front lawn were rooted, and she'd spun up the back wheels trying to drive away, throwing the river gravel in their garden bed through their front windows.

I'm presuming that her insurance (if she had any) wouldn't have paid for the damage, but a couple of weeks later Tim saw her driving a new HSV Dunny-Door? I guess she must have been a really good dancer? Really good dancers who can drive drunk without licenses and afford better cars than me really piss me off...............

mick7504 · « **Reply #6482 on:** October 18, 2014, 09:42:53 pm »

Next weekend, I'll be in Adelaide to see Big Mick, Kiefy, Ronnie and Charlie at the Rolling Stones concert.

It's gonna be a quick FIFO and then back to work immediately to keep the boys settled down.
I know that there's some strife brewing in the camp after a phone call this morning.

What's happened is that one of the lads is operating a machine now that one of the other fellas was operating and he's spat the dummy about the lack of maintenance that was supposed to have been undertaken.
Apparently, the inside of the cab is all nice and clean and armouraled but fcukalls been done to maintain the ground engaging tools. (GET)

So I had a talk to Buttsy this morning to try and calm him down but that was a complete waste of time because he's on fire about it and he reckons that when he catches up with Baldie (the other fella) he's gonna smash him across the cock with a piece of barbed wire.

When these Cunnamulla boys get pissed off, they stay pissed off.

petercb750 · « **Reply #6483 on:** October 19, 2014, 02:10:51 am »

Hey mick, hope you enjoy the concert. ...it's been a long wait!

My motogp weekend drawing to a close, and that pisses me off.
Had a hoot

mick7504 · « **Reply #6484 on:** October 19, 2014, 03:42:13 am »

Hey Pete
Glad to hear that you had a good MGP trip mate and more importantly, a safe one.

Looking forward to seeing the Stones again.
It must be about 40 years since they rocked Memorial Drive in Adelaide.
Back then, you didn't need a bag of weed 'cos all that was required was to breathe deeply to get a buzz.

We'll be back again in March next year so be good to catch up then mate when we've got a bit of time on our side.

Being a wanted dead or alive man at work pisses me off.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #6485 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:35:32 pm »

Pisses me off that Mick just did a post and said nothing of bandicoots, chiggers, jambalaya, tomato plants, tosser, wankers or any other form of angry jumbo to make me chuckle. Mick just ruined my night.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #6486 on:** October 19, 2014, 11:38:23 pm »

I dunno Joe, I rather enjoyed Mick's reference to smashing someone across the cock with a piece of barbed wire?

I've gotta drive to Canberra tomorrow, to do some stocktaking as part of the new contract's transitioning, then to Wagga Wagga next week to do the same, then back to Canberra to do the official contract handover the week after.

As much as I love driving all over the country, staying in motels, eating and drinking on the company dollar etc, endlessly counting stuff pisses me off..............

mick7504 · « **Reply #6487 on:** October 20, 2014, 01:33:46 am »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 19, 2014, 11:38:23 pm

I dunno Joe, I rather enjoyed Mick's reference to smashing someone across the cock with a piece of barbed wire?

I've gotta drive to Canberra tomorrow, to do some stocktaking as part of the new contract's transitioning, then to Wagga Wagga next week to do the same, then back to Canberra to do the official contract handover the week after.

As much as I love driving all over the country, staying in motels, eating and drinking on the company dollar etc, endlessly counting stuff pisses me off..............

Do want to come for a lap up through Darwin and cruise down to Adelaide for the Rolling Stones gig on Saturday night mate.
I'll buy the meat pies and the cold piss for the trip.

Jetstar just charged me 950 bucks for a return ticket.
The thieving #$%*s.

Mick Jagger better autograph my forehead with a felt pen for that kind of dough because I'm gonna be pissed off if he doesn't.

trueblue · « **Reply #6488 on:** October 20, 2014, 01:52:38 am »

Quote from: mick7504 on October 20, 2014, 01:33:46 am

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 19, 2014, 11:38:23 pm
I dunno Joe, I rather enjoyed Mick's reference to smashing someone across the cock with a piece of barbed wire?

I've gotta drive to Canberra tomorrow, to do some stocktaking as part of the new contract's transitioning, then to Wagga Wagga next week to do the same, then back to Canberra to do the official contract handover the week after.

As much as I love driving all over the country, staying in motels, eating and drinking on the company dollar etc, endlessly counting stuff pisses me off..............
Do want to come for a lap up through Darwin and cruise down to Adelaide for the Rolling Stones gig on Saturday night mate.
I'll buy the meat pies and the cold piss for the trip.

Jetstar just charged me 950 bucks for a return ticket.
The thieving #$%*s.

Mick Jagger better autograph my forehead with a felt pen for that kind of dough because I'm gonna be pissed off if he doesn't.

FARK Mick, that sort of dough would get you to Bali or some other third world cesspool like that. I suppose not much difference to Adelaide

.

dave500 · « **Reply #6489 on:** October 20, 2014, 02:04:57 am »

for that price they send the stones private jet to pick you up and its party all the way!

petercb750 · « **Reply #6490 on:** October 20, 2014, 02:10:05 am »

Quote from: trueblue on October 20, 2014, 01:52:38 am

Quote from: mick7504 on October 20, 2014, 01:33:46 am
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 19, 2014, 11:38:23 pm
I dunno Joe, I rather enjoyed Mick's reference to smashing someone across the cock with a piece of barbed wire?

I've gotta drive to Canberra tomorrow, to do some stocktaking as part of the new contract's transitioning, then to Wagga Wagga next week to do the same, then back to Canberra to do the official contract handover the week after.

As much as I love driving all over the country, staying in motels, eating and drinking on the company dollar etc, endlessly counting stuff pisses me off..............
Do want to come for a lap up through Darwin and cruise down to Adelaide for the Rolling Stones gig on Saturday night mate.
I'll buy the meat pies and the cold piss for the trip.

Jetstar just charged me 950 bucks for a return ticket.
The thieving #$%*s.

Mick Jagger better autograph my forehead with a felt pen for that kind of dough because I'm gonna be pissed off if he doesn't.
FARK Mick, that sort of dough would get you to Bali or some other third world cesspool like that. I suppose not much difference to Adelaide .

I represent that remark....

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #6491 on:** October 20, 2014, 02:04:17 pm »

The missus and I are going to NZ for 2 weeks next month {another bloody wedding}, $890 return for BOTH of us, I think they saw you coming mate....

mick7504 · « **Reply #6492 on:** October 20, 2014, 06:58:45 pm »

I left my run a bit late to book flights because I was nailed to the floor at work and couldn't commit until yesterday.
Then fcuking Jetstar made me bend over and touch my toes.

At the end of Feb this year, I had to do a quick fly to Adelaide and back and that was only 300 bucks return.

I was talking to the missus last night about it and I think that she felt a bit sorry for me so she gave me 500 bucks to help cover the flight costs.
So I told her that it was ok and that she didn't need to do that but she insisted and explained to me that she would do anything to help me out, especially if it
meant getting me out of the house for the weekend so that she'd have a bit of peace and quiet.

How lovely is that.

petercb750 · « **Reply #6493 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:32:43 am »

Geez she's thoughtful Mick, what a gal.

bear · « **Reply #6494 on:** October 21, 2014, 03:16:17 pm »

[quote author=Terry in Australia link=topic=110554.msg1613661#msg1613661 date=14

I've gotta drive to Canberra tomorrow, to do some stocktaking as part of the new contract's transitioning, then to Wagga Wagga next week to do the same,
[/quote]

Geez mate, your going to be right next door.
Are you going to drop in for a beer?
Cheers,
Brian

faux fiddy · « **Reply #6495 on:** October 21, 2014, 05:07:59 pm »

Quote from: ThomasD883 on September 20, 2014, 10:08:36 pm

I'm pissed properly . Woke up at 3:00 on tuesday night to a thunderous crash. Looked out of my second story window to find whatever #$%* had crashed at this hour. Mind you my area has had 3 bad accidents with parked cars in the last year. So expecting to be a witness i look around and around and finally look back at my off street parking to find a suburban sitting in my parking pad. Where i had parked my bike 4 hours prior. I run downstairs and outside to find my bike smashed up against my girlfriends car.

Went to grab a phone, could tell he was drunk, so i started moving fast, little #$%* decides to try to roll home, 8 houses down. So... i ran downstairs and in no calm manner told said little #$%* to get out of the car. he obliged. Police arrive. Sobritey test is administered, he flunked, should've studied i suppose. declines the breathalyzer and gets carted off to the slammer. I hope some one hought he had a pretty lil mouth. So he wrecked my bike and my girls car which sums up our available wheels save my work truck. got the estimates. 2700 to the car qnd 1100 to the bike, not counting the seat he ruined or the damage to the property.

Little entitled 22yo punk daddys car driving drunks piss me off. little #$%* lives 8 houses down, just couldnt behave that long, its a damn shame.

A month behind here...

That really sucks, collateral damage from amateur night.

vfourfreak · « **Reply #6496 on:** October 21, 2014, 06:45:38 pm »

Stupid thick numbskull French so called "legal experts" have pissed me off so much that I could turn into Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"

Stupid Napoleonic era idiots have no comprehension of EU law, I can talk rings around them but they don't understand a single bit. So it's 3:30 here, I'm so pissed off I can't sleep, so I have discovered a treasure trove of cold ones, so it's off down the garage and I'll polish a thing or two.

I think a case of tourettes is deserved. Fcuk I'm pissed off.

Kev

ahhhhh rant over, but my days in France are drawing to a close, any receptive countries out there ? Have gun will travel.

mick7504 · « **Reply #6497 on:** October 21, 2014, 08:14:36 pm »

Quote from: vfourfreak on October 21, 2014, 06:45:38 pm

Stupid thick numbskull French so called "legal experts" have pissed me off so much that I could turn into Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"

Stupid Napoleonic era idiots have no comprehension of EU law, I can talk rings around them but they don't understand a single bit. So it's 3:30 here, I'm so pissed off I can't sleep, so I have discovered a treasure trove of cold ones, so it's off down the garage and I'll polish a thing or two.

I think a case of tourettes is deserved. Fcuk I'm pissed off.

Kev

ahhhhh rant over, but my days in France are drawing to a close, any receptive countries out there ? Have gun will travel.

I've heard that this joint isn't too bad Kev.

vfourfreak · « **Reply #6498 on:** October 21, 2014, 09:17:14 pm »

Absolutely Mick !

And you all drive on the correct side of the road, a major plus.

Alas, in light of previous proclivities, could I gain admittance ?

Kev

mick7504 · « **Reply #6499 on:** October 21, 2014, 09:40:09 pm »

From my point of view Kev, personal proclivity should be a standard requirement to gain entry.
And if it's not, I wanna know why not.

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Author Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off. (Read 1390971 times)