Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[demon78]

Ask the doc if he's ever had one. Yes I was out like a light.
Bill the demon.

[petercb750]

I want to know what makes a person wake up one day and say they're going to study medicine and specialise in looking up peoples a'holes for the rest of their lives...

[Retro Rocket]

I want to know what makes a person wake up one day and say they're going to study medicine and specialise in looking up peoples a'holes for the rest of their lives...

Suppository of wisdom Pete....

[Terry in Australia]

I quit my job today. Last week a mate of mine told me that there was a Logistics Manager's job going not far from where I live, and he apparently gave the CEO my name, who rang me and asked me to come in for an interview. I had the interview on Tuesday morning, and the CEO told me that he'd make a decision in the afternoon and call me back. He called me on my way home from work and offered me the job.

When the CEO was giving me the tour of the facility I noticed a Ducati poster on his office wall, and asked him if he was into bikes. It turns out that he races a Ducati, and was riding for the US team at the Phillip Island Classic this year, so we had a yack about bikes. I don't know if that swayed his decision, but I'm not pissed off that my new boss is a biker. 

I don't start for a month, so I'll still fly up to Townsville on Sunday for 2 weeks transitioning in the new contract, then I think I'll take a spot of leave so I can finish Mike's Cafe Racer. Christmas is coming, and I might need some space for a new toy......... Cheers, Terry.

[petercb750]

Well that's pretty cool Tez. Congratulations 
Clearly the new ceo didn't dig too deep and investigate any of your questionable habits and indulgences....might be best to not introduce him to this forum, that might piss him off 
Hopefully we catch up at the classic, and you can introduce me to him and for a small wad of cash I won't talk about the, er, inner Tez. 

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, I've told you before Pete, stop looking up my dress! But I think I'll be safe as long as I stay away from Ducati forums, although I wouldn't mind an old 916, I've seen a few going cheap lately and they're a fun bike to ride. (for about 20 minutes at a time..........)

[mick7504]

Congratulations and good onya mate.

If you ever have enough of working for a Ducati owning boss, there's heaps of Night Patrol work up this way, including Alice Springs.

Those bumpy bush roads roads with a cage full of customers makes for an entertaining evening. 

[750cafe]

Christmas is coming, and I might need some space for a new toy......... Cheers, Terry.

It sounds like you just might be making space for a Duc. 

Eric

[ekpent]

Maybe the new boss needs a new pit boy to polish up those bike Terry 

[petercb750]

Neighbours. Neighbours piss me off. Neighbours who stick their nose into your business, and tell you how to run your life and what you should be doing. Neighbours who haven't even bothered to introduce themselves before they launch into a tirade of what you shouldn't be doing. Neighbours who have just moved in next door when you've been living in your home for 5 years and expect you to organise your life around them. Neighbours piss me off. People who tell me what I should and shouldn't be doing piss me off. War seems like an attractive solution.

[dave500]

let me guess?noise issues?noise only pisses me off when im not the one making it!

[petercb750]

Nup. When I have to I park my ute out the front on the footpath (which is not actually a formed footpath anyway) and because of the shape of our driveway the front of the car encroaches about a metre over the imaginary boundary line to the kerb (the first 3m from the kerb is council anyway). The old bag next door bails me up and TELLS me not to park my car there cos it "spoils her view". The bottom of the window she refers to is above the level of my car bonnet, is about 5m from the car and is actually half blocked by her own fkn tree, so she has to actually look through her tree to see my car ffs. I suggested she think about getting a life, after she said she'd get a large rock put there to block me. That's ok, I'll just park off the footpath and on the street and then it really will block her view.
Noise isn't an issue cos I try to be very considerate about that, (the 1100 is very loud), but I can soon fix that! She ain't heard nothing yet.
It's just unnecessary aggravation.

[dave500]

tape an occillating sander to the bottom of a twenty litre drum,power the sander via one of those timers set to go on and off every few minutes,hang the drum by a string somewhere with a handful of nuts and bolts in it,switch it on every time you leave the house so it starts about 45 minutes after you've gone.

[Retro Rocket]

tape an occillating sander to the bottom of a twenty litre drum,power the sander via one of those timers set to go on and off every few minutes,hang the drum by a string somewhere with a handful of nuts and bolts in it,switch it on every time you leave the house so it starts about 45 minutes after you've gone.

    I like the way you think....

[petercb750]

Bwahahaha.
What I haven't told her is we're about to put the place on the market, I'll let her wind herself up a bit first.

Why couldn't a hot young nude sunbaking babe move in instead of a sad old bag. It pisses me off.

[bear]

I wouldn't mind an old 916, I've seen a few going cheap lately and they're a fun bike to ride. (for about 20 minutes at a time..........)

C'mon Uncle Tez.
Your not built for Dead Cats.
You'd split your pants or do a groin on one of those things.
You doing an overnighter for PI this time around?
How about you Pete?
Where are you staying?
No racing for this old fart this time around, I'm ready to party!

Congratulations on the new job by the way.

Cheers,
Brian

[Bailgang]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

[martin99]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

[Bailgang]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

I cringed enough during the prostate exam. 

[Retro Rocket]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

I cringed enough during the prostate exam. 

I could never quite put my finger on that....

[Bailgang]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

I cringed enough during the prostate exam. 

I could never quite put my finger on that....

It wasn't what my Dr's finger was on that bothered me but more so what his finger was in because I wanted it out. 

[petercb750]

I wouldn't mind an old 916, I've seen a few going cheap lately and they're a fun bike to ride. (for about 20 minutes at a time..........)

C'mon Uncle Tez.
Your not built for Dead Cats.
You'd split your pants or do a groin on one of those things.
You doing an overnighter for PI this time around?
How about you Pete?
Where are you staying?
No racing for this old fart this time around, I'm ready to party!

Congratulations on the new job by the way.

Cheers,
Brian

Hey Brian - yeh, Matt and I will be there again (I keep telling the mrs this isn't her sort of event, although she loves motogp  ), staying in Cowes, probably bringing a couple of bikes over (on a trailer just to piss Terry off). Will miss cheering you on at the side of the track, but looking forward to catching up. Fk me I'll turn 60 just before then......

[750cafe]

Not to worry Peter, 60 is the new 35. 

Eric

[petercb750]

Not to worry Peter, 60 is the new 35. 

Eric

I can live with that 

[trueblue]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

I cringed enough during the prostate exam. 

I could never quite put my finger on that....

It wasn't what my Dr's finger was on that bothered me but more so what his finger was in because I wanted it out. 

Mate, only worry about it if the Doc has both his hands on your shoulders when doing the exam