Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[vfourfreak]

I was seriously pissed when I got off work today, I wont bother going into to detail because I'll just start ranting but believe me when I say I WAS PISSED!! There, I feel better already. 

Never mind Scott, the colonoscopy will cheer you up

I cringed enough during the prostate exam. 

I could never quite put my finger on that....

It wasn't what my Dr's finger was on that bothered me but more so what his finger was in because I wanted it out. 

Mate, only worry about it if the Doc has both his hands on your shoulders when doing the exam

I'll be asking my hot 35 yr old French lady doctor do that for me. With regular check ups to ensure I'm still in the clear.

Paid for by the French state 

Kev

[mick7504]

The ol' mate Laurie who's been the best neighbour for 25 years has just passed away.
He had a liver and kidney changeout about 13 years ago and was on these anti rejection drugs which pissed him off.

It eventually took it's toll but he always kept the dream alive in the face of adversity.

Nothing ever phased Laurie except for one night when I got home pissed at 2 o'clock in the morning and cranked up Sgt Peppers and then flaked out with the repeat button on.
He kept trying to ring, as I found out the following morning, too tell me to turn the fcuken music down.

That pissed Laurie off, but aside that, everything came as it came and he kept smiling.
I'll miss ya mate.

[vfourfreak]

Sorry for your loss there Mick.

Sounds like Laurie had the patience of a saint, putting up with you for 25 years !

May he rest in peace.

Kev

[martin99]

The ol' mate Laurie who's been the best neighbour for 25 years has just passed away.
He had a liver and kidney changeout about 13 years ago and was on these anti rejection drugs which pissed him off.

It eventually took it's toll but he always kept the dream alive in the face of adversity.

Nothing ever phased Laurie except for one night when I got home pissed at 2 o'clock in the morning and cranked up Sgt Peppers and then flaked out with the repeat button on.
He kept trying to ring, as I found out the following morning, too tell me to turn the fcuken music down.

That pissed Laurie off, but aside that, everything came as it came and he kept smiling.
I'll miss ya mate.

That's very sad Mick, my condolences. My old man suffered a major stroke two weeks after he retired at 65 which left him pretty well fkced. He celebrated his 85th birthday last month. It was hard to start with, but he had the attitude of making the best out of whatever life throws at you, like your friend. People like that are an inspiration for us all.

[petercb750]

Hey Mick, sorry to hear about ol' mate Laurie. I wish I had a neighbor like he was!
 Condolences to you and his family.
Chin up buddy.

[dave500]

sad to hear mate.

[Retro Rocket]

Throw down an extra coldie in his honor for me Mick..    I had my transplant 15 years ago and the anti rejection drugs piss me off as well , A necessary evil though i'm afraid...

[demon78]

Yeh Mick I'll down a suds for him too.
Bill the demon.

[faux fiddy]

I'll be asking my hot 35 yr old French lady doctor do that for me. With regular check ups to ensure I'm still in the clear.

Paid for by the French state 

Kev

I haven't figured out the enrollment for our medicine yet, as this crap seems to be no more affordable than I remember. When it was paid for by State of Alaska and  AFSCME local 52's  it was just a bunch of money that I only needed once, and that was to document the carpet burn on my face from Airport Rent a Cop.   I asked if I was under arrest, was not and walked.

Once I had my back turned  and was twenty yards away he decided I was under arrest, and the first I knew of it was when I got clipped.  My face was headed for the carpet with no time to stick out my hands and break my fall.  It was a few days  before 9-11.   Real story. 

The supervisor "unarrested"  me after watching security cameras footage.   I sure wish "unarrested" would have happened more than once.

I have a former room-mate who worked for the same rent-a cop-place, so I couldn't just  go as far as making a condmning blanket statement that all airport rent-a-cops piss me off, but that one did.

[Stev-o]

Seems nobody pissed off here lately.  I'm pissed that the sky has been pissing down all day so no bike riding on a day off.  That pisses me off.

[faux fiddy]

Seems nobody pissed off here lately.  I'm pissed that the sky has been pissing down all day so no bike riding on a day off.  That pisses me off.

It's  SouthbySouthDOUCHE..

[mick7504]

Thanks fellas.

Laurie was just 57yo but he took life by the horns and made the most of it.
His strength of character was an example of how it should be.

After Laurie had the transplant, the doc told him that he was under strict instructions never ever to have anymore alcohol.
Well that went ok for quite a few years until one day he snuck over to my joint while his missus was out grocery shopping and downed a cold can of beer while we sat in shed talking boys stuff.

That made his day and it was a once a year event (1 beer a year) that he'd always look forward too. 

[dave500]

one beer a year?with all due respect no wonder he died!

[mick7504]

If he could've he would've Dave.
That was one other thing that use to piss him off.
It was probably the Melbourne Bitter to blame at the end of the day.

Laurie only ever drank beer while every other bugga was drinking Bundy Rum and Johnnie Walker as well.
That's how it goes I guess.

 Life can be a #$%* sometimes so fcuk it, I'm cracking another beer for the ol' mate.

[petercb750]

Melbourne Bitter can't be good for anybody

[dave500]

they make it out of the old left over bits of Melbourne,the bitter bits,theres a lot of bitterness in Melbourne,just ask chopper read,oh hang on hes dead aswell.

he went to his grave without being able to spell battlefield correctly,too late to correct it now,he might be a bit pissed off?still got all my toes by the way!

[mick7504]

Melbourne Bitter can't be good for anybody

It's the sh1t beer of the earth Pete.
After a session on that, you wished that you were dead in the morning.

The only thing that it's got going for it is that you have the best technicolour yawns when it comes up.
Complete with bits of carrots, even if you haven't been eating fcuken carrots. 

[seanbarney41]

they make it out of the old left over bits of Melbourne,the bitter bits,theres a lot of bitterness in Melbourne,just ask chopper read,oh hang on hes dead aswell.

he went to his grave without being able to spell battlefield correctly,too late to correct it now,he might be a bit pissed off?still got all my toes by the way!

there is a story here that I have not heard...and that pisses me off

[seanbarney41]

ok, I might be pissed off where this is going

[Retro Rocket]

Melbourne Bitter can't be good for anybody

It's the sh1t beer of the earth Pete.
After a session on that, you wished that you were dead in the morning.

The only thing that it's got going for it is that you have the best technicolour yawns when it comes up.
Complete with bits of carrots, even if you haven't been eating fcuken carrots. 

Don't forget Brisbane bitter Mick, affectionately known as "Brisbane River"....

[mick7504]

ok, I might be pissed off where this is going

Google Mark Brandon Chopper Read.
Dave knows the rest. 

[mick7504]

Melbourne Bitter can't be good for anybody

It's the sh1t beer of the earth Pete.
After a session on that, you wished that you were dead in the morning.

The only thing that it's got going for it is that you have the best technicolour yawns when it comes up.
Complete with bits of carrots, even if you haven't been eating fcuken carrots. 

Don't forget Brisbane bitter Mick, affectionately known as "Brisbane River"....

That Southwark Bitter (Grean Death) from Sth Oz was another one way ticket to the cemetery mate. 

[petercb750]

Melbourne Bitter can't be good for anybody

It's the sh1t beer of the earth Pete.
After a session on that, you wished that you were dead in the morning.

The only thing that it's got going for it is that you have the best technicolour yawns when it comes up.
Complete with bits of carrots, even if you haven't been eating fcuken carrots. 

Don't forget Brisbane bitter Mick, affectionately known as "Brisbane River"....

That Southwark Bitter (Grean Death) from Sth Oz was another one way ticket to the cemetery mate. 

AKA cat piss

[trueblue]

Seems nobody pissed off here lately.  I'm pissed that the sky has been pissing down all day so no bike riding on a day off.  That pisses me off.

I'll swap you mate, my back yard is begining to look like the Simpson.  For the last two weeks we've had a #$%*load of storms in our area, but nearly every one has gone round us and given us #$%* all rain.  The only thing we have had is hot dry wind and lots of it.  I've been watering my veggies morning and night, just to keep them alive.  It is starting to really piss me off, when you see a storm coming on the radar and it splits and goes straight round us.

[Retro Rocket]

Seems nobody pissed off here lately.  I'm pissed that the sky has been pissing down all day so no bike riding on a day off.  That pisses me off.

I'll swap you mate, my back yard is begining to look like the Simpson.  For the last two weeks we've had a #$%*load of storms in our area, but nearly every one has gone round us and given us #$%* all rain.  The only thing we have had is hot dry wind and lots of it.  I've been watering my veggies morning and night, just to keep them alive.  It is starting to really piss me off, when you see a storm coming on the radar and it splits and goes straight round us.

Same here Andrew, all noise and lightning, no moisture, although its as humid as hell....