Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[faux fiddy]

I don't know much about this and I need help, should I do this? / No, bad idea don't do it. X4 / suck it haters I'm doing it anyway. / OK good luck. / Heck I tried it and it didn't work at all, what went wrong?
 would you look at this truck I'm buying? / I'd rather not it never goes well. / Please? / OK / Just so you know the transmissions in these usually need rebuilt at about 150,000 miles, / I don't understand why the transmission needs fixed, I had two mechanics look at it before I bought it.

Yeah, my Dad helped me change the head gasket on my bmw 2002 when I was 16. Did I have any clue thqat they were notorious for blowing head gaskets?  No, I wanted one, it was a cool car to me. I Could have had a Plymoth Duster instead and been no better off other than parts availability. New head gasket worked just fine.

[dave500]

get rooted,thats what ive been doing,we have a two tank biocycle system,i noticed the main cover lid was sitting up a liitle and spied a bit of tree root,well root me boot it was over grown inside,i managed to pry the main cover up and chock it with blocks while I got the mass of hair like roots out of the small service covers,what a #$%*ing mess!some new chlorine lumps and good for another few years,this is the secondary tank im glad it wasn't the primary one!#$%* pisses me off even my own!

[faux fiddy]

Uhh, that's a rural sh8 processing system, d500?

Not sure what else it would be but when the trees grow into the pipes around here, they immediately know where the water is and they fill the whole circumference with roots. Western cedars trees are the most pernicious but I hate to cut them all down.  Had a plumber out several years ago  who ran a snake to a place where a tile had collapsed, and I have run a rigid industrial snake a couple times since, but 1970's sewer lines have their drawbacks. I know that plumbing sewer pipes is in my future if my brothers don't steal my house like they did the stocks and bank accounts.

The folks from the city say don't tell anyone we told you, but throw rock salt down the crapper every few months when you are leaving for a while. It discourages roots pretty good. Cheaper than buying copper sulphate or whatever blue stuff  you get to flush away.

Perhaps I should do a maintanence interval soon with both the  salt and CuSo4. Nuke the plumbing with that and sh8 elsewhere for a few weeks . I bet it would be close to ten grand to dig my sewer up, and I would loose a  whole forest of trees.

[dave500]

these sort of run with a micro bacterial colony and don't smell,you have to watch what you flush chemical wise or youll kill the colony,it has an aeration pump like a fish tank bubbling and a pump that disperses the water when it reaches a certain level over the grass via hose and sprinkler heads I can move about,anywhere else is dead brown and the wetted area thrives,that box houses the air pump,still pissed off,its a mango tree root I chopped it off.

[calj737]

I'm with Terry, but I feel I must add a comment about those who post crap that don't doesn'tmake grammatical sense.  Please read your post out loud before you hit the submit button.

FTFY.

[Bailgang]

get rooted,thats what ive been doing,we have a two tank biocycle system,i noticed the main cover lid was sitting up a liitle and spied a bit of tree root,well root me boot it was over grown inside,i managed to pry the main cover up and chock it with blocks while I got the mass of hair like roots out of the small service covers,what a #$%*ing mess!some new chlorine lumps and good for another few years,this is the secondary tank im glad it wasn't the primary one!#$%* pisses me off even my own!


Well at least you have easy access to yours should a problem occur. The top lid of the septic tank my house had was about 3 feet underground so the only time I knew there was a problem was when the sh8 would come back up the toilet. I never let it get that bad and had it pumped out once for safe measure but I had to dig 3 feet down just to get to the access lid. Finding where the top of the tank was easy but knowing where on that top the access lid was was a guess, I got lucky on the first hole I dug otherwise I would've been digging a big hole to find it. It's all good now because some years ago the town tore up all the streets around here to expand the sewage system so I had our house hooked up to it when they tore up our street. It wasn't cheap but I don't have to worry about any septic tank problems anymore.

[calj737]

Use a 1/4" (6mm) steel rod. Probe the ground until you find the corners. Less digging that way...

[Bailgang]

Use a 1/4" (6mm) steel rod. Probe the ground until you find the corners. Less digging that way...

That's how I found where the tank was but the removable access lid could've been anywhere on the top of the tank so it was a lucky guess on my part.

[Terry in Australia]

Stop sooking ya barstards.
At least ya don't have to stick a hose down the eye of your oldfella four times a day.
That "pisses me off".

Cheers,
Brian

Well I've just caught up on all the posts here since my last Brian, and yours is definitely the one deserving the most sympathy.

Personally, I can't see the benefit of shoving a hose up your wang (real wang, as opposed to a magnificent black motorcycle, that is) when surely, shoving your wang inside a sleeve with a hose attached would be much simpler, and surely less painfull?

Years ago, when I was in the military, an Airforce chap gave me a "pilots kit" which included a colostomy bag, with a hose, and some sort of pliable clear sheath that you just shoved your wang into, thus negating the requirement to shove things into your man-parts.

I haven't used it mate, would you like me to send it to you?

I'm also happy to report that I'm back from Townsville. The weather here in Melbourne is cool and mild with occasional showers, and I'm loving it. I'm trying to think of what that I liked most about Townsville, but all I can think of was the departure lounge at Townsville Airport right now, (certainly not the 3 hour "Death-Star" flight back to civilisation) so I'll say nothing, so as not to piss anyone off.............. Cheers, Terry.

[Stev-o]

Terry is not pissed off?   That pisses me off as I like to read his rants! Surely something pissed you off, Terry. They had enough booze for you on the Death Star??

[mick7504]

Gotta agree with you about Townsvile Terry.

I've visited worse places than Townsville before, but
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I can't remember when. 

[trueblue]

Gotta agree with you about Townsvile Terry.

I've visited worse places than Townsville before, but
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I can't remember when. 

Mt Isa, for one, Mick

[Terry in Australia]

Gotta agree with you about Townsvile Terry.

I've visited worse places than Townsville before, but
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I can't remember when. 

Mt Isa, for one, Mick

Kangaroo Flat in the NT is worse than Townsville, I still wake up screaming when I have nightmares about my time there.  When I was up at Cowley Beach (beautiful beach, but you can't swim there cos it's full of crocs and sharks and sea snakes and jelly fish and other bities) the caretaker told me that he was getting posted from there to Kangaroo Flat, and asked me if I'd ever been to Kangaroo Flat?

I told him to take early retirement or fake his own death, Kangaroo Flat is hot and humid scrubby bushland that even the Abo's don't want, with no scenery at all, and everywhere you go, you kick up a cloud of fine red dust that settles in your hair, on your clothes and skin, and in your eyes and lungs. After awhile you start schitting red, although that could be blood as a result of ingesting this fine abrasive. Townsville's still crap, but Kangaroo Flat is where they send you when you deserve a choking, lingering death.............      

[vfourfreak]

Gotta agree with you about Townsvile Terry.

I've visited worse places than Townsville before, but
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I can't remember when. 

Mt Isa, for one, Mick

Kangaroo Flat in the NT is worse than Townsville, I still wake up screaming when I have nightmares about my time there.  When I was up at Cowley Beach (beautiful beach, but you can't swim there cos it's full of crocs and sharks and sea snakes and jelly fish and other bities) the caretaker told me that he was getting posted from there to Kangaroo Flat, and asked me if I'd ever been to Kangaroo Flat?

I told him to take early retirement or fake his own death, Kangaroo Flat is hot and humid scrubby bushland that even the Abo's don't want, with no scenery at all, and everywhere you go, you kick up a cloud of fine red dust that settles in your hair, on your clothes and skin, and in your eyes and lungs. After awhile you start schitting red, although that could be blood as a result of ingesting this fine abrasive. Townsville's still crap, but Kangaroo Flat is where they send you when you deserve a choking, lingering death.............    

So who was Kangaroo Flat named after ?? Let me guess . . . . . . .

You guys really have original names for places. Here it's all named after saints.

Kev

[bear]

A mate of mine has been wheelchair bound for 40 years now after a motorbike smash that left him a paraplegic.
Anyway, he's got one of those colostomy bags that he reckons is a fcuking fashion accessory. 

Aaah..................The joys of motorcycling.

As Monty Python (Life of Brian) said, always look on the bright side of life. 

Apparently I'm not the messiah,  I'm just a very naughty boy.


Cheers,
Brian

[bear]

Stop sooking ya barstards.
At least ya don't have to stick a hose down the eye of your oldfella four times a day.
That "pisses me off".

Cheers,.
Brian

Well I've just caught up on all the posts here since my last Brian, and yours is definitely the one deserving the most sympathy.

Personally, I can't see the benefit of shoving a hose up your wang (real wang, as opposed to a magnificent black motorcycle, that is) when surely, shoving your wang inside a sleeve with a hose attached would be much simpler, and surely less painfull?

Years ago, when I was in the military, an Airforce chap gave me a "pilots kit" which included a colostomy bag, with a hose, and some sort of pliable clear sheath that you just shoved your wang into, thus negating the requirement to shove things into your man-parts.

I haven't used it mate, would you like me to send it to you?

I'm also happy to report that I'm back from Townsville. The weather here in Melbourne is cool and mild with occasional showers, and I'm loving it. I'm trying to think of what that I liked most about Townsville, but all I can think of was the departure lounge at Townsville Airport right now, (certainly not the 3 hour "Death-Star" flight back to civilisation) so I'll say nothing, so as not to piss anyone off.............. Cheers, Terry.

Good to hear your back Uncle Tez.

No sympathy required here mate.

Those bags with the sheath for your "old fella" are for barstards that are too lazy to get their dicks out of their pants.

Like a lot of parras, my pump don't (Opps sorry calj) doesn't work.
Hence the siphon.

Cheers,
Brian
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[750cafe]

Doctor is going to be shoving something up my back door that has an Exit Only sign on it this next wednesday and I am going to be
pissed off if it hurts like hell AND he doesn't find a good reason to go probing up there!

Eric

[rb550four]

I haven't had that visit yet either.
My friends have and tell me it's just a little probe the size of a garden hose...with a camera....a  bright halogen light on the end of it...and it's ceiling mounted on a 50 ft spool, like the oil tube at a Jiffy Lube...They say you can watch TV while this is all going on ....Katie did it on TV in front of the whole nation, but I don't know, maybe she takes it that way anyway.
  And to top it all off, you go through this and they find nothing....and that 's the good news?
Good Luck to ya on Wednesday and hope all the news is good.

[Stev-o]

That would piss me off...to take it like Katie!

[faux fiddy]

I saw inside  Katie live on TV.  Wasn't anything better on.

So what do they do with a hemorrhoid? Do they cauterize  up a scar tissue? I bet that pisses you off.

What do burning hemorrhoids smell like?

Sorry I'm as noob at any of this stuff, too.

[750cafe]

The Doctor said that it is more like a miniature wire noose that he uses to cut any polyps off and vacuums them out or some crap like that.
The past couple of decades when I asked my regular Doctor if I needed that test because of age and being male, he said that I was too frickin healthy to need it. 
As I am getting closer to my 60,000 mile check up, now was a good time as my insurance will pay 100% of it. < that last part, does not piss me off.   
From what I understand of it, the proceeding 24 hours is worse than the appointment. THAT, pisses me off!!!

Eric

[demon78]

Oh yeah the screaming #$%*s, lucky man, they knocked me out for it, just one those little joys of getting older. Never found that one in your user manual did you?
Bill the demon.

[faux fiddy]

The Doctor said that it is more like a miniature wire noose that he uses to cut any polyps off and vacuums them out or some crap like that.
The past couple of decades when I asked my regular Doctor if I needed that test because of age and being male, he said that I was too frickin healthy to need it. 
As I am getting closer to my 60,000 mile check up, now was a good time as my insurance will pay 100% of it. < that last part, does not piss me off.   
From what I understand of it, the proceeding 24 hours is worse than the appointment. THAT, pisses me off!!!

Eric

Yeah, my friend just went through it, I think she had 48 hours. I was scrounging for a soda pop in her fridge and I think there was a calcium or magnesium citrate.  Best not try it.  I think it is what she had to drink that precipitates the gut wrenching diarrhea and day long squirts. Not much you can eat or drink other than that, maybe white grape juice and banana popsicles was about all they let her have.

She was happy to say her ass was fine afterwards, and I said I could have saved all that trouble to tell her that.

Best of luck with it.

[750cafe]

Just think of all the pain and money that she could have done without if she had only asked for your expert advice. 
THAT, might just have pissed her off.   

Eric

[Terry in Australia]

Well it's my last day at work tomorrow (well technically I'm still an employee for another week, but I'm taking next week off to finish Mike's Cafe Racer, replace the fuel pump on my mighty 'Wang, do some riding and have a break before I start the new job on the 22nd) so as I have to return my company phone, I've now got a shiney new iPhone 5. (yeah I know, they're old hat and I should have bought an iPhone 6, but it was cheap, and all I want is a phone that I can use to play on the internet with when I'm bored, so no biggie)

I ordered the phone on Monday, and it arrived on Tuesday, so that's cool, but when I went to activate the SIM card, the fcuker at Southern Phone told me it'd take 24-48 hours? WTF? It only took 24 hours to come from Sydney to Melbourne, but the techno-poof at the other end of the phone needs two days to press a fcuking button on his compuker? Where the fcuk do I get a job like that?

Anyway, I had to go away for a couple of days for work, so when I got home tonight the phone was still locked, and there were no messages on my home phone, so I rang Southern Fcuking Phone and they'd all fcuked off home for the day! Fcuking hell, now I need to wait until 9am tomorrow (day 3) to get the fcuking SIM card unlocked? Well if they think I'm not gonna pay my bill until at least 3 days past due, they can all get fcuked! Waiting 3 days before I can play with my new toy pisses me off............