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Offline Demon67

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #9025 on: October 13, 2015, 01:52:15 pm »
Yah doesn't it The golden #$%*ing years.
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« Reply #9026 on: October 14, 2015, 12:37:09 am »
Yep, as much as I have to look forward to retirement because I'm not wealthy enough to stop work now, it's only downhill from here, one minute you're riding your bike, the next minute you're in a home for the terminally confused.......... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #9027 on: October 14, 2015, 12:46:24 am »
No I won't be.....if it comes to that I want to be shot.
Being put into a home would piss me off.
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« Reply #9028 on: October 14, 2015, 12:48:23 am »
As much as I like my new car, it's too big for the pissy carpark at the hotel I'm staying at. This morning I went to hop in my car, but some poofter had parked his/her rented Corrolla right on the white line. Worse than that, they'd parked in such a way that the trailing edge of my door wouldn't clear their mirror, and I could only open my door about 12 inches, so I had to slither into it like a big snake.

I thought about snapping their mirror off, but I figured there was CCTV watching my every move, so I just fcuked off, fuming at inconsiderate krunts. Inconsiderate krunts piss me orf....... ;D



   
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9029 on: October 14, 2015, 12:50:29 am »
Quote from: petercb750 on October 14, 2015, 12:46:24 am
No I won't be.....if it comes to that I want to be shot.
Being put into a home would piss me off.

No worries Pete, give me a hoy and I'll bring over my 1861 Springfield .54 cal rifle, I've only got one bullet for it, but with a slug that big, I can guarantee it'll do the job................ ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #9030 on: October 14, 2015, 04:32:24 am »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 14, 2015, 12:50:29 am
Quote from: petercb750 on October 14, 2015, 12:46:24 am
No I won't be.....if it comes to that I want to be shot.
Being put into a home would piss me off.

No worries Pete, give me a hoy and I'll bring over my 1861 Springfield .54 cal rifle, I've only got one bullet for it, but with a slug that big, I can guarantee it'll do the job................ ;D

FFS! You might as well wack him in the head with a ballpeen hammer. It would make less of a mess. :o
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« Reply #9031 on: October 14, 2015, 05:31:56 am »
Yeah, true Brian, but I think it needs to be remembered here that this is a mercy killing, so one shot with my old Civil War rifle would be a lot more merciful than smacking Pete's tired old noggin several times with my ball pein hammer...... (wearing a raincoat in either event would be a smart move) ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9032 on: October 14, 2015, 11:26:46 am »
Rubbish like this pisses me off : http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/woman-sues-nephew-12-over-birthday-hug-1.2390778

Is there no end to the lunacy ?

Whatever happened to the old English word "accident" ? That is to quote the OED " Something that happens by chance or without expectation; an event that is without apparent or deliberate cause."

Anyway she got zero damages, so she is probably pissed off and is dropping her hors d’oeuvres all over the place.

Kev
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« Reply #9033 on: October 14, 2015, 11:49:50 am »
Yeah I found that funny also. She says she still loves her nephew but feels he should be accountable. I'll bet she feels pretty awkward at any family gatherings from here on in. They probably laughed her right out of the courtroom.
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« Reply #9034 on: October 14, 2015, 02:28:43 pm »
Quote from: vfourfreak on October 14, 2015, 11:26:46 am
Rubbish like this pisses me off : http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/woman-sues-nephew-12-over-birthday-hug-1.2390778

Is there no end to the lunacy ?

Whatever happened to the old English word "accident" ? That is to quote the OED " Something that happens by chance or without expectation; an event that is without apparent or deliberate cause."

Anyway she got zero damages, so she is probably pissed off and is dropping her hors d’oeuvres all over the place.

Kev

That story should be the first chapter in " How to divorce your family and lose all your friends "    :o ::)   
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #9035 on: October 14, 2015, 02:35:50 pm »
Quote from: vfourfreak on October 14, 2015, 11:26:46 am
Rubbish like this pisses me off : http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/woman-sues-nephew-12-over-birthday-hug-1.2390778

Is there no end to the lunacy ?

Whatever happened to the old English word "accident" ? That is to quote the OED " Something that happens by chance or without expectation; an event that is without apparent or deliberate cause."

Anyway she got zero damages, so she is probably pissed off and is dropping her hors d’oeuvres all over the place.

Kev

What pisses me off even more is that there are actually lawyers that would persue a law suit like that in the first place.
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« Reply #9036 on: October 14, 2015, 02:57:20 pm »
I just found out that I lost a good friend and drinking buddy on the weekend.

Apparently he got his finger stuck in a wedding ring......  :'(
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9037 on: October 14, 2015, 04:14:13 pm »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 14, 2015, 02:57:20 pm
I just found out that I lost a good friend and drinking buddy on the weekend.

Apparently he got his finger stuck in a wedding ring......  :'(
You get a Life Sentence for doing that mate.  ;D
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« Reply #9038 on: October 14, 2015, 04:40:42 pm »
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« Reply #9039 on: October 14, 2015, 04:54:46 pm »
Yep, I've been with my missus for 36 years, if I'd murdered her I'd be out by now! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9040 on: October 14, 2015, 05:48:32 pm »
Never too late, Terry-
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« Reply #9041 on: October 14, 2015, 07:48:22 pm »
Yeah, it's strange how being at home feels like Alcatraz sometimes.
And they wonder why we make the great escape to the pub sometimes.  ;D
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« Reply #9042 on: October 15, 2015, 01:31:32 am »
Nah, she's safe, in the last year I've given her good reason to murder me. I've changed jobs 3 times, i've bought 3 cars, and been unemployed for 3 months.

I've bought 2 bikes and moved interstate for work, leased a $55K car, and don't have a permanent address. My moods have swung north and south since Dad died, so when I have been home, I haven't been the best bloke to spend time with.

Nope, she's safe, I'll save my one and only .54 cal slug for when Pete starts dressing up as Napolean. Hurry up Pete, black powder has a short shelf life..... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9043 on: October 15, 2015, 01:49:00 am »
I'm starting to think you are actually enjoying the thought of plugging that .54 slug into me Tez....I'm not sure if I should be happy about that or not....but it leaves me with a dilemma...who am I going to leave the 1100r to..... ::) ???
My mrs has been away this week visiting the grandkids.....and that hasn't pissed me off.  ;D
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« Reply #9044 on: October 15, 2015, 02:00:18 am »
Ha ha, well I don't want you worrying about that Pete, paranoia can be confused with the early onset of dementia in older people, so it'd be a tragedy if I got the call that you've been wheeled off to the funny farm and raced over with my naughty old gun and my shiny new bike trailer? I mean, it's a bit of a drive mate, so I'm sure you'd understand if I refused to accept your argument that you were well and truly sane? Anyway, I've gotta go collect some more arachnids for my trip to Adelaide the week after next..... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9045 on: October 15, 2015, 02:26:14 am »
Oh great.....I can hardly wait to see you.... ::)
I'm not paranoid...I just think everyone is plotting to kill me or put me in a home or steal my bikes or stick spiders in my bed or piss off with my mrs.....oh...wait....should I worry about that? ???
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« Reply #9046 on: October 15, 2015, 03:49:23 am »
Well today was an absolute #$%* of a day, I thought I was struggling until someone who has worked at the jail for over 10 years turned to me and said they had never seen it so busy and they had no idea how I was keeping up.  Well I've decided that I'm going to indulge in the great Aussie tradition of chucking a sickie tomorrow.  Never in my life have I ever actually had a sick day without being sick so I figure it is about time.  Someone is going to be pissed off tomorrow when they get the #$%* post that I'm down for.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #9047 on: October 15, 2015, 04:58:30 am »
Geez Andrew, it sounds pretty full on...call it a mental health day..sounds like you need it.
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« Reply #9048 on: October 15, 2015, 05:22:40 am »
I'm feeling much better now Pete. I've had a couple of ciders and put on my best act and made the call. So tomorrow I'm now off, because *cough cough* I'm *cough cough* really not well.   ;D

To top it off I'm not pissed off in the slightest, when I got home the missus surprised me with a new pack of broad heads. So now all I have to do is make up a fox whistle and see if I can find a few of the little #$%*ers to poke some holes in over the weekend.  ;D
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« Reply #9049 on: October 15, 2015, 01:00:12 pm »
Quote from: petercb750 on October 15, 2015, 02:26:14 am
Oh great.....I can hardly wait to see you.... ::)
I'm not paranoid...I just think everyone is plotting to kill me or put me in a home or steal my bikes or stick spiders in my bed or piss off with my mrs.....oh...wait....should I worry about that? ???


There there Pete, not "everyone's" trying to kill you to "inherit" your beautiful CB1100R, and I'm only bringing that box of deadly spiders over to SA because some hot granny told me that she needs to exterminate a pest in ber new home, so you've got nothing to worry about mate, everythings fine, just relax, and don't worry about those cobwebs under your bed..... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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