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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #16225 on: December 04, 2019, 06:29:49 pm »
I’ve had this truck since new...planning to keep it running till the bitter end.  I didn’t have time to look close but it’s burning off the rear driver side manifold.

my rodeo ( aka the clown car) has the same problem, we chased the problem for ages, new cam cover gasket, new spark plug seals, nope, still leaking...turns out its a cracked rocker cover, still haven't fixed it though, scares the crap out of people next to me at the lights when smoke starts billowing out when i stop beside them, makes me laugh though

Looks like PCV valve is bad or one of the coolant lines to it is leaking.  Not sure if I’ve ever replaced it to be honest.  And didn’t realize till now the valve has a wrap around tube that’s a coolant line.






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My 4.2 in my old F-150 had that, they're about $35.00 at the dealer.
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« Reply #16226 on: December 04, 2019, 06:45:53 pm »
You need some decoy boxes and tell her they are "Christmss" presents.🙈🙉🙊

Yeah mate, for awhile there was a "drop box" locker at my nearest gas station that cost me nothing to have parcels delivered to, but for some reason they got rid of them? Was great filling my tank, and filling my boot (trunk) with bike parts. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #16227 on: December 05, 2019, 09:27:29 am »
What gets me going today? The preparation for a colonoscopy! I'll have to put the seat belts back on the toilet.  ::)

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« Reply #16228 on: December 05, 2019, 09:36:02 am »
First blast is doable, second blast needs restraint.  Sometimes a helmet may be necessary if there is lift off!

Just hope you don't get the guy with big hands and a Polaroid camera!🥺
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« Reply #16229 on: December 05, 2019, 12:20:14 pm »
I've never had one, but I've had 9 gastroscopies in the last 12 months, and a couple of times I've woken up with a bad taste in my mouth, and wondered how much effort they put into cleaning their equipment between procedures?

But what pisses me off today is Kogan. I had 124,000 points on my Citi Visa card, amounting to $499.00. Good, needed to buy a new freezer and some other crap for the house. Logged i n to the Kogan site, yep, saw that I had $499 to spend, so created an order, went to the checkout, was over the $499 by around $150, that's ok, put in my visa card details, and instead of hitting me for $150 over and above my points balance, it took the whole $650!

Fcuk! Oh well, I can afford it, I'll use the points for something else later. I check my emails this morning, see shipping details for my order. Delivery date for the freezer - "After January 1, 2020"! WTF???? I send them an "enquiry", "What do you mean, After January 1, 2020? If you can't deliver it next week, cancel my order!" Fcuking hell, I could have just driven to the shopping centre and bought that sh1t, and I'd have it by now! Useless carnts........ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #16230 on: December 05, 2019, 01:01:41 pm »
What gets me going today? The preparation for a colonoscopy! I'll have to put the seat belts back on the toilet.  ::)

what got me about that 'preparation' liquid was the warning on the bottle...where it usually has ' do not operate heavy machinery or drive' it actually said words to the effect of ' you will not be leaving the toilet for the next 8 hours so driving will not be an option'

oh yes, and i know i was having an invasive surgical procedure involving a camera but what i was not prepared for was the entire camera crew and the news helicopter that carried them.....well thats what it felt like afterwards anyway
i blame Terry

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« Reply #16231 on: December 05, 2019, 05:20:43 pm »
FCUK MY BROWN DOG SPOT!   >:( >:( >:(


always glad to help out a fellow biker but that may be stretching it a bit.......

and i doubt the Lovely Evelyn would be overly happy about it either

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Ummmm....my apologies Spott, an unfortunate turn of phrase on my part. ::)
And while "The Lovely Evelyn" would most likely be a little taken a back,  she wouldn't be half as surprised as Jack my Labrador.  ;D
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« Reply #16232 on: December 05, 2019, 07:38:56 pm »
yeah ya gotta be sitting on the dunny as you drink that salty lemon #$%* or whatever #$%* it is,make sure you move the tv in there first and have your phone fully charged youll be in there a while.

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« Reply #16233 on: December 05, 2019, 10:34:43 pm »
 I'm due for the rear view myself, thanks for the reminder.
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« Reply #16234 on: December 05, 2019, 10:48:39 pm »
I'm happy to report (or perhaps, retort) that I've never had one, and don't see one coming my way any time soon. I'm kind of surprised, considering the amount of time I've spent in and out of hospitals in the last 15 months or so, but somehow I've managed to avoid it. I did have an enema a day or two after the bypass last year, but that wasn't all that unpleasant for me, whereas the poor young nurse who was forced to administer it will probably never be the same again........ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #16235 on: December 08, 2019, 06:21:50 pm »
Once I hit 50, my doc recommended the scope every 5 years. But...if during the exam, they find those polyp growths anywhere shy of your throat, its then every three years for the exam.
I’m surprised your primary doc hasn’t recommended it.

Hey Terry, you predicted (or at least asserted) back in 2012 that the States were barreling towards socialism...you were right.
I predict that between 2020 and 2027 you’ll be called in for your first screening. Actually, truthfully, you should have one done...it’s not that bad. Oh wait....that toilet thing...yeah...total liquidation over a 14 hour period. There’s no other experience that I’ve had that’s quite like it.
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« Reply #16236 on: December 09, 2019, 02:00:25 am »
The colonoscopy itself wasn't an issue for me because they put me out for the procedure, what sucked though was the preparation the day before. All the laxatives I had to take to flush my system out and drinking chicken broth all day and making sure I wasn't too far away from a toilet is what pissed me off. I remember waking up after the procedure and the nurse told me that the anesthesia they used to knock me out was the same stuff Michael Jackson died from. I said "uh huh that's nice to know", I have no clue why the nurse felt the need to inform me of that after the fact.  :o
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« Reply #16237 on: December 09, 2019, 01:35:03 pm »
why did the nurse have one white glove on?

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« Reply #16238 on: December 09, 2019, 02:36:51 pm »
If she did, I'd be pissed off if she left the other glove...... behind? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16239 on: December 09, 2019, 02:48:02 pm »
If she did, I'd be pissed off if she left the other glove...... behind? ;D

Thats why the next bog never made any noise ...  :o

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« Reply #16240 on: December 10, 2019, 10:20:09 pm »
The colonoscopy itself wasn't an issue for me because they put me out for the procedure, what sucked though was the preparation the day before. All the laxatives I had to take to flush my system out and drinking chicken broth all day and making sure I wasn't too far away from a toilet is what pissed me off. I remember waking up after the procedure and the nurse told me that the anesthesia they used to knock me out was the same stuff Michael Jackson died from. I said "uh huh that's nice to know", I have no clue why the nurse felt the need to inform me of that after the fact.  :o

Yeah, apparently Jackson was being given a General Anesthetic every night, because he couldn't sleep? Maybe the dirty bastard had a conscience after all? I hate that some of these celebrities can get away with murder, just by throwing money at the problem, regardless of how many lives they ruin. I've known two victims of child abuse, and in both cases they were paid money to keep their silence, but it ruined their lives. Pr1cks like that piss me off.
 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16241 on: December 10, 2019, 11:12:58 pm »
When they catch those guys they should remove their parts and sew them to their chin. That way everyone would know them for what they are.
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« Reply #16242 on: December 11, 2019, 12:05:45 am »
Glad I didn't miss this chance to highlight the 650th page of this thread!

Would have been pissed off otherwise.
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« Reply #16243 on: December 11, 2019, 02:10:53 am »
When they catch those guys they should remove their parts and sew them to their chin. That way everyone would know them for what they are.

Prolly where the term "Dickhead"  came from ...

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« Reply #16244 on: December 11, 2019, 03:00:40 pm »
I seem to remember a move to have "pedophile" tattoo'd on their foreheads , but for some reason it never happened. Seemed like a good idea to me..... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16245 on: December 11, 2019, 05:07:14 pm »
I'm not really pissed off but I thought that this thread would be the most appropriate place to showcase my new avatar.
What do you think? ;D

Hmmmm....a bit dark me thinks,  any suggestions?

My signature still holds true though.  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #16246 on: December 11, 2019, 05:28:22 pm »
It looks like a guy in a mobility scooter towing a couple of kids behind, and a Labrador pissing on his scooter? Looks ok to me Brian. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16247 on: December 11, 2019, 05:33:50 pm »
It looks like a guy in a mobility scooter towing a couple of kids behind, and a Labrador pissing on his scooter? Looks ok to me Brian. ;D

Thanks Uncle Tez, I'll take that as an endorsement.  :D
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« Reply #16248 on: December 11, 2019, 05:55:52 pm »
I saw a really nice pic of an old guy in a scooter towing a little trailer with his missus on it, sitting in a Jason recliner, and thought that it wasn't a bad solution when you get too old, or damaged, to drive.

I asked the doc about CBD ( cannabis oil) for chronic pain relief, because the DVA (VA in Oz) will pay for it? Turns out there's a big difference between CBD and Hash Oil, which I found somewhat disappointing....... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16249 on: December 11, 2019, 06:11:05 pm »
I saw a really nice pic of an old guy in a scooter towing a little trailer with his missus on it, sitting in a Jason recliner, and thought that it wasn't a bad solution when you get too old, or damaged, to drive.

I asked the doc about CBD ( cannabis oil) for chronic pain relief, because the DVA (VA in Oz) will pay for it? Turns out there's a big difference between CBD and Hash Oil, which I found somewhat disappointing....... ;D

This would be the one...!!!



The cockheads on the Ford Forums were razzin me with it cos I got a motorhome and pissedd the XY off...!!!

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