Haha, I can't believe you started a thread about this. There's an open forum section for stuff like this...
Since lostmykeys has a habit of twisting handles I'm gonna chime in. Should yours not be bartendertookmykeys? I apologize to all forum members that are here to share info and ask pertinent questions for this indiscretion, but I'm kinda sick of this.
So anyways, mykeyswererightbesidemethewholetimeduhifeelsodumbanddoesanyonehaveanytylenolmyheadiskillingme, use spell check. It's not hard, especially for words like "thier". Coming off like an idiot makes you look, well, like an idiot.
Put a little sign beside whatever computing device it is you use whilst you are thinking of moving the cursor to post that simply says "DON'T DO IT". That may help save bandwidth.