Topic: Help me foil this perpetrator

[HonderCB]

he who seeks revenge should dig two graves....

that being said, punch him in the ball sack lol

[Killer Canary]

Put grease on his wiper blades.

[Retro Rocket]

Put a couple of shrimps in the tool box and see how long it takes him to work out where the smell is coming from.

Thats a good one....  I know a guy that put a box of shrimp in an ex employers air con ducting.....   Stunk the whole place out...

[RAFster122s]

Put vaseline on his fuse clips/ends
Buy some pink sidewalk chalk and give him a set of pinkwall tires....
Reverse his mirrors so they are pointed to the front.
Apply numerous hearts or other graphics with chapstick on the face of his mirrors.
Get a vinyl sign shop cut you in white or bright yellow vinyl, "di¢-less sits here" printed on two lines and apply it where he would straddle.
Put a sardine in each of his exhaust pipes...once that bakes in it will reek everytime the pipes get hot.
Trap a mouse and put it inside his battery cover atop his battery...also place shredded newspaper and other mouse like nest material in the "nest"  if you want him to worry be certain to include bits or MC wire insulation in the nest near the top so its obvious. You can wash it after chipping and clipping it and then chew on it so it is mangled like a mouse chewed it. No stripped  ends of wire if you want it realistic.

Find a couple screws that look like they would be to his points cover or some greasy/oily 6 mm nuts and tape them on his seat. It will drive him nuts looking for where you took them. Have on of them be to his bike for a cover could lead him to a search expedition.

[scottly]

I hope I never piss you off, David!

[RAFster122s]

Scottly, your a friend and I would never prank you bikes,

the sardine one is kinda nail in the coffin for a friendship as one that heavy putrid oil burns into the exhaust it is gonna take some harsh measures to eliminate it.
Visual side benefit, all manner of cats will hang around the bike, climbing all over it.

Another simple one would be to pull several vale inspection ports and leave them on the seiat.  He'd have freshly adjusted valves either before he left or shortly afterwards. The ride home would be pucker listening for abnormal sounds.

[switchum]

  I usually put condoms on grips. You can squirt some lotion inside for more traumatic effect.

[Damfino]

I think we scared the OP...

[DJ_AX]

Put vaseline on his fuse clips/ends.....

That would be just like using Dielectric grease...