Author Topic: Help me foil this perpetrator (Read 2768 times)

cosmicvision · « **on:** August 04, 2012, 11:59:55 AM »

Buddy at a party last night hid my bike in the bushes where I couldn't find it. Party at the same house tonight, I have the feeling he's gonna do it again. Help me think of a clever booby trap to either immobilize his efforts or at least turn the prank back on him

brandEn · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:03:13 PM »

How about a fist to his jaw? That would piss me off.

cosmicvision · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:11:08 PM »

Oh, it was all in good humor...he's a fellow rider & longtime friend. Just wanted to one-up the prankster

DJ_AX · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:18:31 PM »

Quote from: brandEn on August 04, 2012, 12:03:13 PM

How about a fist to his jaw? That would piss me off.

Yeah ... me too ...
you can Fuk around with me to my face all you like ... but don't mess with my bike!

Does hey ride a bike?

Squirt a puddle of oil under it (and a dab on the engine where it's likely to leak from)
Harmless... but could be highly effective depending on the target.

brandEn · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:31:47 PM »

Ok, how about a bunch a Vaseline under his car door handle?

brandEn · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:33:23 PM »

Or, since he is rider.... remove his fuses or use an air hose to remove his grips.

Damfino · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:34:49 PM »

How about ejectable side covers that will knock him in the nutz?

cosmicvision · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:49:13 PM »

Now we're cookin with heat...I think depending on how he comes out the Vaseline or fuse trick will be coming into play...and I'll be posting pics when I fab those ejecting side covers

cosmicvision · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:54:14 PM »

Also, the classic potato in the tailpipe thing doesn't cause internal damage does it? Never been brave enough to try it

dave500 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:54:56 PM »

put plastic lunch wrap over the toilet bowl tight so its invisible and close the seat over it.

Damfino · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:25:07 PM »

Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny?

Banana in the tailpipe!

754 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:33:24 PM »

Go to where he parks his bike.. daytime.... put a couple drops of oil under it, next day a few more, next day, few more than that..

after about 4 or 5 days.. when others are around.....casually ask hiom if he is glad he messed with your ride..

72500john · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2012, 04:09:32 PM »

a couple squirts of blue chaulk line dust down the exhaust is always good for a laugh on the next start up.

Magpie · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2012, 04:28:35 PM »

If he has a bike, wad up a small piece of paper, pull a plug cap and jam the paper wad in the cap, replace the cap on the plug. If's an inline 4, do one (or 2) of the middle plugs. Or, pour some outboard oil in his gas tack, enough to make it smoke like hell. Cliff.

scottly · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:55:01 PM »

A friend and co-worker used to walk up and unexpectedly give me a "friendly" punch on the shoulder or in the belly. Trouble was, he out-weighed me by 100 pounds, and his gentle taps either knocked my off stool, or knocked the wind out off me. The last time he did it was at a convenience store, picking up munchies on our break. I was about to get back in my car, next to his beloved CBX, when an evil thought crossed my mind: I pulled the two middle plug wires off the plugs, and laid them next to the plugs, so that they appeared to be in place.
A half hour after our 15 minute break was over, I saw him out of the corner of my eye, headed straight for me down the aisle like a locomotive. I turned and started to beat feet, when he yelled out "Truce!! Please!!! Truce!!!"

dave500 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2012, 08:29:08 PM »

get a lead pencil(graphite)and scrub a heavy line down from the connector to the hex on a spark plug then replace the cap,itll track spark down the pencil line and missfire.

scottly · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2012, 09:03:35 PM »

Yeah, the pencil line thing would work, but just pulling the plug wires is faster and easier. One of the tricks they would do in the old Chrysler trouble-shooting contest was to draw a graphite line inside the distributor cap, from post-to-post, or post to ground at the distributor body. Very tough to diagnose, even with a scope, and almost invisible to even a trained eye.

dave500 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2012, 09:06:51 PM »

fill his engine full of sand,then set fire to it and get a bobcat and mangle it a bit,then let his tyres down.

Don R · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2012, 09:29:51 PM »

Just tell him you got awesome payback and can't wait until he finds it. Don't do anything.

754 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2012, 11:30:17 PM »

Pop his point cover off stick a piece of cardboard 25 thou or thicker in one set of points... it will drive him nuts..

trueblue · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2012, 03:52:45 AM »

A cup of ATF in the exhaust, it will blow sh!tloads of white smoke when it starts to warm up. +1 on the lead pencil on the spark plug. Whatever you do, don't grease the controls, a mate of mine had this done to him by one of his workmates and it nearly put him under a truck.

krusty · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2012, 05:37:24 AM »

Put a couple of shrimps in the tool box and see how long it takes him to work out where the smell is coming from.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2012, 06:55:12 AM »

+1 to banana in the tailpipe.

raymond10078 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2012, 07:30:14 AM »

I'd put a surgical clamp on his fuel line.

Kills the bike - but easy to find and remove.

ChuckG750f1 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2012, 09:13:05 AM »

Just keep in mind: Retaliation often leads to escalation.

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