Topic: crank calls

[mattcoff1]

Wow
I was talking to a young guy at work today,and he didn't know
what a crank call was!!! Wow caller id sucks.
 We used to just dial random numbers and have a balll...

            matt

[Stev-o]

Do you have Prince Harry in a can?.........

[dave500]

HA!we used to do it to friends a lot years ago,,,i got a call from this cop with a fake sounding deep voice saying my car has been stolen,i said yeah yeah who is this?is that you pete?he says to go and look at my car,,man it was gone,i said hey my cars been stolen,,he replies thats what ive been trying to tell you sir,its at so and so play ground smashed into the swing set,id only just re spayed the thing aswell boy was i pissed,,and then when i moved state i kept in touch with lots of mates,,i rang this one guy and acting like a cop explained his car he bought four years ago was stolen and he has to hand it over,,he had spent some good dollars on fixing it up like complete engine and trans rebuild(351 windsor and auto)man he was upset,when i told him it was me he got angry!,,ah the old crank calls.

i like the "reverse crank call"aswell,i had this lady phone about carpet cleaning,,you know like good morning sir we have a rep in your area doing carpet steam cleaning at a special rate etc,,so i lead her on with questions like who moves all my furniture?and does it take long to dry?what about fumes,my wife dosent like fumes,etc,,wow that sounds really good etc with an excited voice,,so after shes done her best and its been a ten minute call she asked so shall i book you in?i reply no it wont do me any good,my house is fully tiled throughout!

[Damfino]

Do you have Prince Harry Albert in a can?.........

FTFY.

BTW, Is your refrigerator running?...

[Stev-o]

I updated it to today's world!  I saw pics of Prince Harry partying in Vegas....

[dave500]

hello is mr wall there,,,sorry you must have the wrong number theres no walls here,,,then whats holding up your roof?

[lostmykeys]

 I love these calls,...more fun for me!
 You need to have fun with these callers.
 Use your immagination.

[333]

I updated it to today's world!  I saw pics of Prince Harry partying in Vegas....

Except that there isn't any product called "Prince Harry", much less a product in a can.  Prince Albert was a pipe tobacco that came in a can.

I don't have to explain what a "record player"is, do I?

[dave500]

a record player is someone who works at a radio station,or did you mean turntable?or platter?

[jamesb]

my friend and i did some to a girl in junior high her mom and dad grew up with our parents what we said on their ansewering machine would have made lenny bruce, george carlin,red foxx,richard pryor,and andrew dice clay blush.then steve my friend said this is the voice of jimmy bickell.his dad was the first to find out.it was horrible he beat both of our a$$es.it didn't compare to what my dad did.for 8 months i had to stay in my room like it was jail all i had was my bed and clothes dresser didn't even get to eat with my family.i had a time limit to get home from school which i lived 2 blocks from.to this day i still won't crank call anyone and can not look at that girl in the eyes if i see her.

[dave500]

tell us what it was you said?

[Raul CB750K1]

One coworker used to leave the mobile phone on the desk while going to the bathroom. I managed to get it and edit my entry in his phonebook by "091" -the spanish equivalent to 911-

I went to the other side of the office and called him. As the police number appeared, I changed my voice and told him whether it was him and whether he had a car model X -which I knew it has-. He said yes, and I said it was the police, and his car had been stolen and used in a terrorist attack, been used to blast a bomb. When the guy turned pale I couldn't resist the laughter and then the prank call was over, but it was great while it lasted!

[Terry in Australia]

my friend and i did some to a girl in junior high her mom and dad grew up with our parents what we said on their ansewering machine would have made lenny bruce, george carlin,red foxx,richard pryor,and andrew dice clay blush.then steve my friend said this is the voice of jimmy bickell.his dad was the first to find out.it was horrible he beat both of our a$$es.it didn't compare to what my dad did.for 8 months i had to stay in my room like it was jail all i had was my bed and clothes dresser didn't even get to eat with my family.i had a time limit to get home from school which i lived 2 blocks from.to this day i still won't crank call anyone and can not look at that girl in the eyes if i see her.

8 months of (pretty much) solitary confinement? That's fcuking child abuse mate, if my folks did that to me, I'd be an orphan by now! 

[demon78]

I don't know about crank calls but I used to answer the phone with "House of Lords,,, God here, have you prayed today". got some interesting pauses on the other end.
Bill the demon.

[Stev-o]

The Demon pretending to be God?

[the technological J]

my buddy(we were both 16.. so like 94 or 95ish) had a recorder that you could plug into the phone line we made a good call to a abuse hotline i pretended to be a house wifethat was often beaten and then he got home and pretended to beat me  till i apologized for being on the phone before finishing the dishes... wonder if i could find that recording

[Stev-o]

Ok, fast forward to the computer age. You can make prank calls again!

Here...

http://www.prankdial.com

[Terry in Australia]

When I bought my house, it had no concrete driveway or garage, so as I worked at a "Plant Hire" agency, I asked all the guys if they knew a good (cheap) concreter. I spoke to a builder who gave me the phone number for a guy who did some work for him for a very good price. I rang the guy up and he said he'd come out the next morning to give me a quote.

I had to take the next morning off work, but my boss was a good guy and covered for me. The concreter, on the other hand, never showed. Arsehole. I rang him an hour after the agreed meeting time and he just said, "I looked at the map and you live too far away". No phone calls, no nothing. Double arsehole.

I went back to work in a black mood, and told my boss, the plant hire company's Operations Manager. He rang the concreter and told him he needed a big shopping centre car park concreted, was he interested in coming over to do a quote straight away? The concreter said "Sure!", even though the "car park" address was about twice as far away as my place.

My boss then sent a company rep over to the address to see if the concreter showed up, and yep, he showed up right on time. My boss rang him again and asked him where he was? The concreter said he was at the address that my boss gave him, and my boss abused him and said he must have written the address down wrong, and gave him a similar sounding address 5 suburbs over. My bioss said, "Now don't fcuk me around any more mate, I'll give you 30 minutes to get over here, then I'm leaving."

The rep followed the concreter from a safe distance, but the concreter sped out of sight. Shortly afterwards, he saw some flashing lights, and as he drove past, he saw a cop in an unmarked car booking the concreter, obviously for speeding. The rep rang my boss and told him, so my boss waited a few minutes, and then rang the concreter to ask him where he was again?

The concreter said he'd been booked for speeding and had been given a 200 dollar fine! My boss just accused him of bull#$%*ting him for running late and told him that he'd get another concreter for the carpark job, and hung up. I was sitting beside him listening to the whole thing on speaker, pissing my pants laughing!

I really liked those guys, it was an awful job, but a great company to work for.