Topic: It may be legal, BUT

[LoVel]

And folks, if you're going to discuss guns get your terminology right.

An automatic weapon is one that fires multiple bullets with a single pull of the trigger. (i.e. a machine gun.)
Automatic weapons are illegal to own anywhere in the US unless the owner has a federally-issued license.

A semi-automatic weapon is one that fires a single round with a single pull of the trigger.
Semi-automatic weapons are legal to own in the US.

Give that man a prize. 

I'm pretty sure the OP was talking about semi auto weapons but I didn't really feel like going there.

[Mcwilliams570]

It was explained to me by a very nice gentleman from Australia ( I know it's contradiction in terms, just trying to be nice ) that Foster's is what's left after Australians drink real beer and urinate back into the bottle.  It is then relabelled and exported.

I was using it as weed killer cough cough........

[Terry in Australia]

It was explained to me by a very nice gentleman from Australia ( I know it's contradiction in terms, just trying to be nice ) that Foster's is what's left after Australians drink real beer and urinate back into the bottle.  It is then relabelled and exported.

I was using it as weed killer cough cough........

And that's an excellent use for Fosters Matt. I don't know any Australians who drink it, apart from Paul Hogan (for the adverts) and unwitting tourists of course, but (without intending to inflame another debate) it's probably still better than American or English beer, which we imported during the recent drought, to wash dog-#$%* off the streets when water was so scarce.

I'm rather partial to European and Mexican beer though, so Fosters is still horrible when compared to Lowenbrau, Heineken, Stella or Corona etc. Cheers, Terry.      

[LoVel]

I know this is not a beer thread but since you bought it up.  Any beer you need to put fruit in to drink it is not worth drinking.

Saw a sign at my local Mexican restaurant the other day that said, "The best kept secret in Mexico, Victoria Beer", so I tried one.  Crap tasted like Tecate. 

[mono]

you don't like Tecate?  It's like the Mexican "Milwaukee's Beast" !!  lol.   oh and ... don't shoot at people.

really, though - i was given my 1st rifle at age 8, and by the time i was 12 i was better-equipped to handle a firearm than most American adults.  but i understand that not everyone is like that just cause they have a firearm.  my dad was a Marine, my grandfather an Army man, and both avid hunters - so i got good instruction.

[Duke McDukiedook]

I know this is not a beer thread but since you bought it up.  Any beer you need to put fruit in to drink it is not worth drinking.

Saw a sign at my local Mexican restaurant the other day that said, "The best kept secret in Mexico, Victoria Beer", so I tried one.  Crap tasted like Tecate.

Don't badmouth Tecate, it is a decent pale lager. You can badmouth Corona all you want though because it is truly horrible horse piss.

[Damfino]

[LoVel]

I know this is not a beer thread but since you bought it up.  Any beer you need to put fruit in to drink it is not worth drinking.

Saw a sign at my local Mexican restaurant the other day that said, "The best kept secret in Mexico, Victoria Beer", so I tried one.  Crap tasted like Tecate.

Don't badmouth Tecate, it is a decent pale lager. You can badmouth Corona all you want though because it is truly horrible horse piss.

Only when they are selling it for a dollar a can and even then I can only take so many.

[dave500]

id buy that for a dollar!

[Terry in Australia]

I think you American guys are just a tad jealous that the Mexicans can make better beer than you good ol' boys?

[LoVel]

I guess you are talking about bud light and coors light.  I don't drink those or any other anheuser busch product and I don't give a flying rats arse if I spelled it correctly or not.

I have two local breweries within two miles of my house and if you ever come to the US I will take you to both of them and then you can tell me about our sh1tty beer.  Until then don't waste your keystrokes about what you don't know about.

Have a nice day Bubba.

[Retro Rocket]

Getting a tad defensive there LoVel....     You know, we have just about every foreign beer known to man in our bottle shops in Aus and i mean everything, except American beer......There's got to be a reason for that....

[Terry in Australia]

I guess you are talking about bud light and coors light.  I don't drink those or any other anheuser busch product and I don't give a flying rats arse if I spelled it correctly or not.

I have two local breweries within two miles of my house and if you ever come to the US I will take you to both of them and then you can tell me about our sh1tty beer.  Until then don't waste your keystrokes about what you don't know about.

Have a nice day Bubba.

Ha ha, I love seeing our more effeminate members having hissy-fits here, what's wrong mate, sand in your vagina?

But anyway, your argument is weak, (as usual) you've conceded that the mainstream American beer is only good for washing the dog poo off your streets, but then you waffle on about some magic brew that only you know about, that I'll never experience unless I fly over there and look you up, so you can take me there?

C'mon mate, give it up, you're a Miata loving girly boy who has to ask your wife for reassurance that you really are a man, and the only place you really wanna take me is to your local Blue Oyster Bar? Thanks, but, er, no thanks........... 

[Duke McDukiedook]

Yep, he's trying to woo you to America to slug down belts of Budweiser piss while tangoing at the local Blue Oyster Bar. 
He'll probably tell you he can arrange a meet with you and Mahoney and Lt. Harris. 

This guy has no shame.

[Terry in Australia]

Yep, he's trying to woo you to America to slug down belts of Budweiser piss while tangoing at the local Blue Oyster Bar. 
He'll probably tell you he can arrange a meet with you and Mahoney and Lt. Harris. 

This guy has no shame.

Or balls............

[thrutheframe]

I think you American guys are just a tad jealous that the Mexicans can make better beer than you good ol' boys?

Terry you might want to try some local brew here in the US before you go insulting us like that.  Not all Americans think Budwieser is actually beer. 

[Terry in Australia]

I think you American guys are just a tad jealous that the Mexicans can make better beer than you good ol' boys?

Terry you might want to try some local brew here in the US before you go insulting us like that.  Not all Americans think Budwieser is actually beer. 

Hey, I'm not insulting you mate, just American beer, let's keep it in context, yeah? I'm picking up my passport in a few minutes, so after I get done in Nauru I think I'll head your way, my sister and her kids are American, so it's probably time I visited them!

[Killer Canary]

My homemade ale causes blackouts. Then I either have to apologise or hide for a week.

[Bob Wessner]

Lets dial the tone down a bit. The name calling and personal attacks are becoming too frequent.

[Damfino]

Hey you bastards boobs! I happen to like LOVE Budweiser! I don't have that sophisticated girly palette that requires me to try the latest fruity brew with raspberries, honey, nuts, pond scum, or smegma of the week added to it. It was good enough for my father, his father, and his father before him so it's good enough for me. The best is straight out of the tap at the brewery in St. Louis on a hot day with the complimentary pretzels or whatever snack they're serving that day. Let the jokes about Clydesdale piss commence.   

[Damfino]

Lets dial the tone down a bit. The name calling and personal attacks are becoming too frequent.

 

Bob, I think it's all in good fun. I don't think anyone is taking this too seriously. 

As per your instructions, I've modified my post above to be less offensive. 

[Retro Rocket]

Lets dial the tone down a bit. The name calling and personal attacks are becoming too frequent.

 

Bob, I think it's all in good fun. I don't think anyone is taking this too seriously. 

As per your instructions, I've modified my post above to be less offensive. 

+10000000   senses of humor seem to be shrinking to nonexistent round here lately......

[dave500]

its winter in america,snow bound blues or some sort of other depressing thing?

[LoVel]

Winter?  It was 89° yesterday.

Terry I feel your femininity oozing out in your posts.  Get in touch with your feelings and your feminine side.  I can tell you are almost there. 

Come on big boy.  You can do it.

[Killer Canary]

This is turning into a flame pit.