It lives! Oh, holy hell, it lives!
New caps... Dead battery. Bitter, bitter disappointment! So I replaced the front brake light switch. Tonight, I came in and it fired right up. Still a bit rough, so I timed it better... Better, but not there yet. Cleaned and set the points... That screwed it right up, it only fired in the middle cylinders. More frustration, but eventually did enough voltmeter testing to figure out two of the points weren't connecting. Eventually I just set the gap to the thickness of a matchbook, visually, and that was spot on. Fired every time. Re-set the timing, and took it out. Once it fully warmed up, it was smooth, quiet, faster and more powerful than I ever experienced. I still might do another vacuum sync later this weekend, but for now I'm satisfied that it's finally running and running well!