I feel a new product coming on...
The old Ford turbo Mustangs and Fairmonts of the 1980s had a recall to save the turbos: it was a small chamber with a spring-loaded diaphragm inside that collected oil when the engine ran, and it had a check valve in the diaphragm that let the oil out slowly after shutoff, into the turbo journals. This was due to the turbo's 35k RPM speed, which kept it turning long after the engine shut off, and the bearings wore out in about 5k-8k miles, causing lots of warranty costs.
With a small chamber, one could make a preload-able quart of oil with the push of one's hand that would then back-fill the engine, either thru the oil journal's cap or the oil PSI switch hole. Even simpler, something that screwed onto the cap of a plastic oil quart bottle and fit those engine inlets...squeeze away?