I finished work in the shop last night, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The end of the day was really quite beautiful, and the brew stimulated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the b*lls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the balls. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the balls is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the balls."
