Topic: Funny Craigslist Ad

[DJ_AX]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html
              

Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a #$%*ing sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to #$%*ing bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some #$%*ing jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, #$%*ing push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that mother#$%*er going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some #$%*ing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHER#$%*ING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.

[flybox1]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html
              

I'm gonna hit that mother#$%*er going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

I'd pay to see that

[curemode2002]

WTF but is definately entertaining

[bikerbart]

I'd buy it just to meet the dude,and,I've always wanted a cb350 twin