I posted this one a number of years ago, but it fits so you get to read it again.
I pulled up to one of Florida's 5 min traffic lights just as it turned red and stopped on the passenger side of a white SUV. Just after we stopped the rear door to the SUV opened and a pretty girl got out who had been sitting in the back seat with a baby and was moving to the front seat.
The front window was down about and inch and just as the girl reached for the front door handle we heard the unmistakable thunk of the electronic doorlocks locking the door.
The girl said," come on now open the door." I looked over to see what I took to be her husband grinning at her with a devious obnoxious smile.
I spoke up and said," If he don't let you in I'll give you a ride."
She turned to me, We both heard the thunk of the door locks unlocking and said," Really."
I replied," I'll drive you anywhere." She looked at me with a big smile and I could tell she wanted to get on the bike.
We heard her husband from the car plead," Ann, get in the car."
We looked up and saw the light was about to change and I watched as she reluctantly got in the SUV.
She put the window the rest of the way down and turned to me still smiling and said," Thank you."
The light changed and I reved up and showed off a little as I wound it out leaving the light.
I laughed all the way home as I imagined the conversation that went on afterward in the SUV and decided that the husband would probably not play the doorlock game again.
