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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Chrome lady
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2006, 04:34:52 AM »

Maori (indigenous New Zealanders) chicks are cool, they're kinda cute (in a manly way)

Nothing latent going on there is there Tell??

Well I live in a quiet street in a good suburb, but there's a "renter" across the road who occasionally annoys me with loud music late at night. Anyway, last week a "domestic" developed around 1am, I could hear a womans voice calling him a "ferking coward", amongst other things, so I peeped out of my curtains to check her out, as she was standing on his front porch kicking the crap outta his front door.

I chuckled to myself and decided to go over and tell them both to shut up (it was a work day the next day) when she suddenly turned around and I could see by the porch light that she was a Maori! Well, "it's really none of my business" I thought to myself as I crawled back under the covers and drew my knees up to my chest, and sucked my thumb until I fell into a restless sleep filled with nightmares of running and running, then finally being thrown on the ground and savagely ravaged by a pack of disgruntled Maori amazons, all the while calling me a "ferking coward"  ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: Chrome lady
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2006, 08:41:58 AM »
that's a great story...
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Re: Chrome lady
« Reply #52 on: July 15, 2006, 02:22:52 PM »
Oooooh k!

So They don't look like exhaust pipe women I take it?
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