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Offline BobbyR

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The Wisdom of Ben Franklin
« on: December 02, 2012, 03:35:34 PM »
As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of #$%*.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
Dedicated to Sgt. Howard Bruckner 1950 - 1969. KIA LONG KHANH.

But we were boys, and boys will be boys, and so they will. To us, everything was dangerous, but what of that? Had we not been made to live forever?

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Re: The Wisdom of Ben Franklin
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 03:50:44 PM »
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Re: The Wisdom of Ben Franklin
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 03:57:33 PM »
right you are, bro, hick!
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