I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it Olive green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of...
