So this old woman goes to the doc's complaining of itching "down there". She tells the doc she has crabs & needs help. The doc asks when she had sex last & she states she's still a virgin. So he gives her some ointment & tells her if it still persists, to call & he'll send her to a specialist. Low & behold she calls in a couple days saying it still itches. She makes an appointment & goes to see the specialist. He gets her in the sterups & does an exam. Then he asks her again what's going on. She says that she has crabs & can't take the itching. He says but your a virgin & 75 years old, right? Yes.
Lady, they're not crabs, they're fruit flies. Your cherry rotted!
