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Offline nitroeagle

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Old woman
« on: December 11, 2012, 08:31:38 PM »
So this old woman goes to the doc's complaining of itching "down there". She tells the doc she has crabs & needs help. The doc asks when she had sex last & she states she's still a virgin. So he gives her some ointment & tells her if it still persists, to call & he'll send her to a specialist. Low & behold she calls in a couple days saying it still itches. She makes an appointment & goes to see the specialist. He gets her in the sterups & does an exam. Then he asks her again what's going on. She says that she has crabs & can't take the itching. He says but your a virgin & 75 years old, right? Yes.
Lady, they're not crabs, they're fruit flies. Your cherry rotted!

Offline roy1

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Re: Old woman
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 11:14:41 AM »
Good fresh joke !!
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