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Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas.........
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist".
"Smother the butter all over the breasts".
"If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!".
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?".
"Do you prefer breast or leg?".
"Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go".
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?".
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once".
"Anyone want stuffing?".
"You still have a little bit on your chin".
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up!".
"I'm so full - I've been gobbling nuts all morning".
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