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Drinking Whiskey,or Rum, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs, or Milk Spigots
« on: December 30, 2012, 05:44:16 PM »
 This sounds like way more fun than only one out of three..heh..heh..    ;D
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2012, 06:10:22 PM »
And don't forget the babe thread for some Holiday treats
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2012, 08:49:10 PM »
Screw the cigars!
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 08:50:56 PM »
yeah, it seems like a lotta other forums don't have nearly as much fun as us ;)
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2012, 12:23:08 AM »
a lot better than the choking on vomit thread!
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2012, 02:00:39 AM »
Don't you start Dave, it hasn't escaped my attention that you started the whole choking on vomit thing..........  ::)

But anyway, so as not to besmirch Franks wonderful thread I digress. Now unlike you old "one handed typists", I'm no pervo, but a good cigar and a decent Whisky (or whiskey....) is a great way to relax.

I thought a good Cuban ceegar, rolled on a virgins thigh would be a wonderful thing, so I pulled up some pics to take a looksee, but they put me off a bit because they look like turds? Are Cuban cigars still illegal in the US? Cheers, Terry. ;D

http://www.canadiancigar.com/shop/cigarclubs.html   
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2012, 06:43:20 AM »
Yes, Cubans are still illegal in the US but easy to get, just look at your local CL

http://austin.craigslist.org/for/3479445970.html
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2012, 02:14:03 PM »
300 bucks a box! FARK! I wonder how much they cost in Cuba? When I smoked cigarettes I was a "Packet a day" man, so I don't think I could afford to smoke Cubans unless I lived in Cuba. Can you buy good Whisky in Cuba? I've seen some pics of Cuban women, and certainly their legs meet the criteria.................. ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2012, 04:05:57 PM »
Prolly $30 a box there?   They are more known for rum than whiskey. I bought a bottle in Mexico a few years back but was confiscated at the border coming back home.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2012, 04:08:02 PM »
Bastards! I like Cuban Rum, can we talk about that here? ;D
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2012, 04:14:17 PM »
Jamaican Rum is pretty damn good
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2012, 04:32:41 PM »
Quote from: seanbarney41 on December 31, 2012, 04:14:17 PM
Jamaican Rum is pretty damn good

So is de ganja mon....
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2012, 04:35:25 PM »


My favorite Cuban export....

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2012, 04:36:46 PM »
Mmmmnnn, Coruba Rum is my favourite, I haven't had any for ages, but I did a machining job for a guy yesterday, so I think I'll use his money to go buy a bottle............. ;D
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2012, 08:37:15 PM »
Hey....wait...what about guns? women, booze, guns, cigars . I am tired of noobs with their silly posts.
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« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2012, 10:44:41 PM »
 I fixed the title..I think..

 Just for the New Year..
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2013, 02:09:49 AM »
Quote from: The Honorable Mr. FrankenFrankenstuff on December 31, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
Hey....wait...what about guns? women, booze, guns, cigars . I am tired of noobs with their silly posts.

Yeah, that's the stuff Joe, shooting at womens feet to make 'em dance while we all sit around drinking Rum and smoking ceegars, Yee-hah! ;D
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2013, 07:20:28 AM »
Drinking milk just ain't what it's cracked up to be
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Re: Drinking Whiskey, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs thread.
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2013, 08:26:27 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 31, 2012, 04:08:02 PM
Bastards! I like Cuban Rum, can we talk about that here? ;D
Cuban Rum is pretty good. The Cigars can be good or bad. When the Cigar boom hit they could not keep up so they were adulterating the tobacco to up production. There was a #$%*load of bogus Cubans on the market also.

Everything from Cuba is embargoed. You can apply to the State Dept for permission to visit if you have family there.  A flight from Miami leaves daily for Havana.

There is a Cuban Embassy in NY of course which is guarded by the NYPD.

A buddy of mine wandered into Cuban Airspace. The Cubans hailed him on the radio and asked him to move a few degrees to the left.

I had a friend that worked for US Customs. He would find some good confiscated Monte Cristos and we would of course destroy them one ant a time. It was our civic duty. ;D 


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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2013, 03:52:01 PM »
Thanks Bobby, the more I see of the Cuban landscape, the more I want to go there and buy a couple of boxes of Monte Cristos, some Rum, and just sit around and look at the scenery! ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Drinking Whiskey,or Rum, smoking Cigars, and looking at Legs, or Milk Spigots
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2013, 03:59:49 PM »
I would not take the Wife, it may not be safe. YOU can go as a trained commando. Be forewarned there are a large number of young ladies who will provide companionship.  Carry your Rosary beads to give you strength when encountering these Jezebels.  ;)
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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2013, 04:07:28 PM »
No worries Bobby, as a good Catholic boy I always carry my Rosary Beads, and I'd have to go alone, as I'm the only one with a passport. Jezabels, here I come! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2013, 04:09:59 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2013, 05:36:12 AM »
How do you smoke her?   ;D

Back in the day we had Cubans living/working in Czechoslovakia, it was an international helo to socialistic Cuba or some similar $hit.  But lot of them girls were quite pretty  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2013, 05:43:28 PM »
Quote from: 70CB750 on January 02, 2013, 05:36:12 AM
How do you smoke her?

Might be better to steam her?!


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