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Offline GroovieGhoulie

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We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« on: July 13, 2006, 08:31:08 PM »
"Scientists Discover Corona Tank Top Safer Than Leather"

http://www.obairlann.net/~reaper/motorcycle/corona.html

Who knew?!?!?!  :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2006, 08:40:20 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2006, 08:56:47 PM »
And I thought I was safe in my leather thong ;D ;D.





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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2006, 10:18:51 PM »
I wonder if Mr Rossi will be wearing one in the next GP. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 02:08:22 AM »
"The best riding outfit we found, the best combination, was the Corona tank top, cutoff jean shorts, white sneakers and a backwards-facing ball cap."

Well, I'll certianly be changing my riding habits. How could we have overlooked something this obvious?  ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2006, 02:46:46 AM »
Well I've known that certain clothing has in-built magical powers for quite awhile men, for instance, when I wear my cams and combat boots into my local Kebab restaurant none of the regulars there will look me in the eye, and the joint empties pretty quickly for some reason?

Also I've noticed that if I wear my "Show me yer tits" T shirt to my mother-in-laws place on Christmas Day (the only day my wife can get me near her family) all the women-folk seem, er, "subdued"? Anyone got a spare Corona T shirt? (XXXL) I'm a believer! ;D
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2006, 02:55:50 AM »
Some sort of satire copyright in the small print boys...Love the experts, the scientists, the analyists, the know-alls.

The article reads well.

The experts in this country say we have the highest rate of campylobactor food poisoning in the world from eating chicken.

Get this, they want to take fresh chicken off the market, because people don't know how to prepare and cook it properly. Is the world going mad??    YES!
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2006, 03:02:01 AM »
I heard that Kiwi's eat live sheep? (but don't swallow...........) ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2006, 03:14:36 AM »
Now, Terry, I know that you have stepped over the line this time. You are a habitual line-stepper....Moderator????  !!!!









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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2006, 04:08:03 AM »
Squealer!  ;D
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2006, 05:32:27 AM »
Damn, I don't have a Corona shirt and my Molson Canadian doesn't have the same power. I'll have to change my brand of beer now!  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2006, 06:09:11 AM »
Does it count if the Corona is just on your shirt? As in spilled, or dribbled, when you tried to drink it before you get on your bike? Not that I would do that. The seat on my bike ain't no bar stool.
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2006, 07:36:26 AM »
I'll get back to you.

I'm going to get pissed, wear my Reschs tank top & baseball hat & fall off my bike.

Reschs beer has magical properties so I'll be right.
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2006, 09:24:13 AM »
Well like the rest of you I will have to get some new attire, but the article didn't specify how high up to cut my jeans... Richard Simmons or Fresh prince?
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« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2006, 09:25:05 AM »
daisy duke! ;D
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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2006, 10:25:52 AM »
Well in that case I guess I need to put something on under my Chaps. ::)
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2006, 04:59:28 PM »
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2006, 05:03:02 PM »
Quote from: dpen on July 14, 2006, 07:36:26 AM
I'll get back to you.

I'm going to get pissed, wear my Reschs tank top & baseball hat & fall off my bike.

Reschs beer has magical properties so I'll be right.

Never buy beer with a brand name that sounds like the noise you make vomiting! I think I'm gonna...........  Reessssssccccchhhh!!!  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2006, 04:27:06 AM »
corona on the shirt may help but too much corona in the belly may have a negitive affect
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2006, 02:29:39 PM »
Not to get back on the thread, but.....
last major accident back in the homeland
I was wearing a dress shirt and dress pants.
Result was after flying at 70mph and somehow
landing, all I had to do was pull some minor rocks out of my
18 year old butt. Mabe I should have had a beer shirt,
but was too young to drink.
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Re: We're all idiots for wearing leather.
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2006, 05:43:32 AM »
I'm not getting into another debate on beer Terence - the best beer is the one you like.

Regards something under your chaps BobbyR, how about a brazilian?
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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2006, 07:12:36 AM »
I figure regardless of what I'm wearing that day. If I just put some Pam cooking spray on, I won't stick to the pavement.
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« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2006, 03:02:10 PM »
Quote from: TARKUS512 on July 17, 2006, 07:12:36 AM
I figure regardless of what I'm wearing that day. If I just put some Pam cooking spray on, I won't stick to the pavement.

And you'll get a lovely tan! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2006, 05:58:56 PM »
 I am a veggie for 15 years now & I could'nt bring myself to wear that much leather. I bought a Levis moto jean jacket, sounds like karma to me. :D
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2006, 04:16:28 AM »
Quote from: jmanstuck on July 17, 2006, 05:58:56 PM
I am a veggie for 15 years now & I could'nt bring myself to wear that much leather. I bought a Levis moto jean jacket, sounds like karma to me. :D

Hey you don't have to eat the leathers mate, and anyway, what about those poor little denims, living in fear of being "harvested" for their beautiful blue fur eh? Eh? What a hypocrite!

Ha ha, just joshing mate, hey, when you say you're a "Veggie", you do mean that you don't eat meat, right? I'd feel really bad if you meant that you've got brain damage, or something?  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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