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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2006, 08:53:24 AM »
Quote from: canyon750 on July 19, 2006, 07:30:50 AM
Planning something to say will only make you look dorky... like a Trekkie at a Star Wars Convention...
Having a idea in your head on what to say is VERY different than wrting something on your hand.
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2006, 06:36:36 PM »
I was thinking about this while shaving this morning. I think maybe women like idiots because that shows you're not stupid.  Stupid is macho, narrow minded, and controlling.  An idiot can have fun without focusing on himself all the time; wondering if his shirttail is out too far, how's the hair, how do I look doing this? kind of stuff. An idiot can have a good time without judging her for not shavng her legs in the last week.  God is in the details, and women REALLY notice and appreciate little things like that.

I'm reminded of a time my brother introduced me to a girl at the restaurant he was working at. I was about to start eating some really fluffy thing with whipped creme on it and as he said her name, I held out my right hand and simultaneously swung my left up and stuck the dessert onto the left side of the glasses I was wearing.  I kept a totally deadpan face as we shook hands.
She turned out to be pretty boring...  :P ::) :o ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2006, 01:21:00 AM »
Quote from: El Huero Loco on July 19, 2006, 10:15:40 PM

The only reason I haven't put a solo on my 550 is that I have a large, large variety of women who are always asking for rides.
That's good as long as you don't have a variety of large women.  :D :D ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2006, 01:33:22 AM »
E Brandon...don't sweat it you're hot and you can work on my bike anytime!!!....(or not!!!)
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2006, 07:08:46 AM »
It's kind of cute watching ya'll give each other advise on women. The approach that works usually depends on the type of girl you are going for. From the perspective of an laidback sort of chick, I quickly ignore anything that resembles a line (unless it is done in a self deprecating or humorous manner (thanks mrbreeze  ;))) But an honest friendly greeting- go for it!

Keep up the advise- it's a fascinating insight into the male mind.
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2006, 08:35:16 AM »
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it's a fascinating insight into the male mind
 
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it's an insight into the fascinating male mind.

methinks you're laughing, but being a guy makes me biologically incapable of understanding female subtlety ;D   I know we're retarded in some areas ;D

Speaking of the male mind - my wife was looking over my shoulder the other day and commented on the girly avitars. Got me thinking - I expect most all the males here enjoy them - me too.  And most males would say they have a well developed sense of fair play- its the honorable manly way.  But lets see-  knowing the M/F ratio on this forum and there being about 15 posts per page, it would be fair to the women for us to see a studly avitar every page or two. Personally, I would not like to see that.  Hmmm ...
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2006, 12:17:36 PM »
Quote from: upperlake04 on July 20, 2006, 08:35:16 AM
it would be fair to the women for us to see a studly avitar every page or two.
Doesn't yours qualify?  ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2006, 12:31:35 PM »
what you never knew about Alfred...
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2006, 12:33:36 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2006, 01:13:54 PM »
Love it!
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2006, 01:17:51 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  now thats the way this forum should be!  ;D ;D ;D  bravo Rushoid and CBJ  ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2006, 01:20:06 PM »
that one's free...you're welcome to grab it if you like...  ;)
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2006, 01:44:32 PM »
alright!  until this thread is finished or its  reported to the moderator  ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2006, 02:19:04 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

BRAHAHA!!! YER GOIN' DOWN ALFIE!!
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2006, 09:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Ernie on July 18, 2006, 06:23:40 PM
You can't drop a ball with your hands in your pockets- the ball just keeps bouncing off of you and eventually no one will toss it anymore when they figure out you don't now how to play.  How many times is she going to have to figure out how to be seen by you for you to say something?  She's playful, intelligent, fun, willing to take chances, good looking, artsiefartsie- she's too good for you. You're doing her a favour by swallowing your tongue.  What are you- 16?

OK, I'm reliving my past.  Want to win her over? Walk up and say, "I'm a blithering idiot, but you seem interesting.  May I attempt to embarrass myself?"  If her smile doesn't cause instant sunburn, I'll eat my hat. 
Many women seem to like idiots.  Just ask most of the wives of the guys here.

Oh God, Ernie, where do you want me to send the check? I now have to pay royalties for that line. It works great!!!
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2006, 10:22:38 PM »
Chicks dig scars. Gimme your address mate, and I'll send you something sharp. ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2006, 08:51:00 AM »
who's that sultry vixen, dhawk?
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2006, 10:54:19 AM »
yea dusthawk,inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2006, 11:03:02 AM »
Quote from: brad on July 18, 2006, 11:50:43 AM
 now of course i have to go to the coffee shop everyday at the same time for the rest of my life til i see her again.   damn



And remember to bring a camera. We would really like to see a pic of the bike!  ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2006, 02:01:54 PM »
Well,
If she wants to go for a ride and passes you on a mountain pulling a wheelie
at 80mph, would you still ask her out for a date?
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2006, 07:41:05 PM »
Well......YEAH!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2006, 04:35:40 PM »
Quote from: mrbreeze on July 21, 2006, 07:41:05 PM
Well......YEAH!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

Hey Mr B, your "quote" should read: "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy" (Fred Allen) Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2006, 06:09:45 PM »
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Re: is she hotter because of the bike?
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2006, 06:23:37 PM »
hm...i've never heard that version - terry of course was there when fred said it, so i'm not going to argue with him about it...

dusthawk...still waitin' bro...
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