With apologies if this has been posted b4.
What is the difference between a cruiser rider and a sportbike rider?
A cruiser rider will spend $1000 on the meanest looking black leather gear and boots, and then put an ashtray on his/her head.
A sportbike rider will spend $1000 on the latest Valentino Rossi replica helmet and then wear a T-shirt, shorts and sandals.
Us sensible classic bike riders choose to take the best of both worlds, of course..........