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Offline Jerry E.

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2013, 04:33:40 PM »
I agree that for people (kids) on a budget, using what ever works so you have a bike to ride , no problem. These bikes have no business in a bike show. Neither do the bikes I saw that weren't even washed first (and no they were not intended to be rat bikes). A couple looked like they were driven down a dirt road, straight to the bike show. Yeah, I wanna pay $10 to see that. Sorry I didn't have a camera at the bike show to take pic's.
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2013, 04:54:13 PM »
Stay on track, leave the cars and choppers where they are.

Ok, back on track, cafe hack job:
[not mine and sorry if it is yours!]

Can this little ditty by Steve O please be used in the title of this threat. "Cafe build hack jobs, not mine and sorry if its yours" frigging poetry. keep them bastid bikes coming!!! Such a good laugh. (just hope mine doesnt pop up)

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2013, 05:16:52 PM »
Oooh, now I know where to look for my next hack job!
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2013, 05:17:42 PM »
Some old Honda's in here,maybe a little to much talkin'  Vintage Style: Cafe Racers - The Downshift Episode 19

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2013, 06:50:05 PM »
Ooohhh, I got one,




And another......

Yes, that is a trophy on the foot peg.
I'll see if I can find a more current picture, it has had many improvements since this was taken. I think he's collected a couple more trophies too.
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2013, 07:06:44 PM »
Everyone has to start somewhere.  Snobs

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2013, 07:10:59 PM »
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2013, 07:42:01 PM »
I wish I had that headlight on my garage!
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2013, 08:33:48 PM »
Whats all the bull#$%* about "doing the ton", sorry boys but the "ton" has been slow for well over 50 years, 150mph would have most of those guys running away scared... :o  Most modern sports bikes will do 100mph in second gear, every time i hear a reference to the "ton" i cringe, it sounds so stupid....  {that outa get them going}    ;D ;D  Also , in the first scene in that video, the numbnuts on the 750 twin Kawasaki rides off with his side stand down.... ::)
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2013, 11:29:29 PM »
Retro Rocket, I noticed that side stand down too.  I was secretly hoping there was going to be a tipover... the secret is out now I guess.

I screwed up my first cafe bike, but I @#$$#%@# learned for the next ones!  Unfortunately, a lot of these cafe bikes are built on the super cheap.  Building cheap can still be successful, but most of the time it takes some cash to do it right.  Meh, such is life.  Thankfully Honda build 1.2 trillion of these things for us to screw around with.  Wait, sorry, that was the wrong number.  Honda built 2.1 trillion of these things for us to screw around with.  ;-)

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2013, 11:54:06 PM »
great,2.1 trillion half baked cafe racers coming right up?

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2013, 11:56:56 PM »
great,2.1 trillion half baked cafe racers coming right up?

 :o  ;D ;D
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2013, 01:13:54 AM »
it's all bull#$%*. it's got nothing to do with cafés ,and it wouldn't be very competitive as a 'racer'.. so just make what you think is cool, and maybe don't give it a name.

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2013, 06:33:29 AM »
Many young men have no skills.
They do not teach shop in many schools now.

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2013, 07:37:10 AM »
Personally, I like the flat top style "cafe's" have (bars tank and seat all in line more or less) and that's what got me, and a bunch of others, into it.  I'd call mine much more in line with that bike in the article on the "gentleman's express" bike on here a while ago (minus the internal engine mods) than a true cafe (imo meaning a track bike for the road).  I think the meaning of the movement has been lost in translation largely and that's what creates this huge rift between the cafe crowd.   

However, I don't like cutting up originals in good condition and I don't have the skills needed to make a proper handling race bike, so I, and many others I know, stick with exhaust, bars and rear sets to give the look without screwing anything up.  Plus, I can put mine back to stock (a look that I'm also fond of) in under an hour and I think that's the way your "custom" should be if you don't have the skills to make a nice piece.

My bet is that if you talked to some of the guys in Britain in the late 50's they'd say that they saw the same types of hack jobs done by young unskilled kids running around then too. 
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2013, 12:05:34 PM »
next show they have local to me im going to throw on my flat black dented tank with bullet hole decals,make up some cardboard side covers with "cafe"written in script with magic marker and take out first prize.

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2013, 12:15:42 PM »
next show they have local to me im going to throw on my flat black dented tank with bullet hole decals,make up some cardboard side covers with "cafe"written in script with magic marker and take out first prize.

I"ll be there Dave, haven't had a good laugh in a while.... ;D
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2013, 12:21:43 PM »
i often find old trophies at the dump,i might strap one to my headlight and go as marlon brando ala the wild one?

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2013, 01:42:26 PM »
next show they have local to me im going to throw on my flat black dented tank with bullet hole decals,make up some cardboard side covers with "cafe"written in script with magic marker and take out first prize.
Dave, anyone who matters isn't gonna care when they see the tail light and business end of your exhaust vanishing rapidly into the distance
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2013, 04:29:53 PM »
Oooh, now I know where to look for my next hack job!

You mean here?

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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2013, 04:31:51 PM »
next show they have local to me im going to throw on my flat black dented tank with bullet hole decals,make up some cardboard side covers with "cafe"written in script with magic marker and take out first prize.

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Re: Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2013, 04:56:25 PM »
Oooh, now I know where to look for my next hack job!

You mean here?

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Hey I am sure somebody would cafe that.
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2013, 07:42:20 PM »
Not mine! Being advertised on the local Craigslist  :ohttp://oregoncoast.craigslist.org/mcy/3950777557.htmlDuct taped rear fender ;D ;D
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Re: Cafe build hack jobs.....
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2013, 07:54:54 PM »
"Great condition"?? I beg to differ.
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« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2013, 12:29:03 AM »
i dig it,err i mean id dig a hole and bury it!some of these things are an insult to tools?