THE DAY THE ARSE RAPE FAIRY CAME EAST
So what do I do after finding a small leak in the case but brilliantly decide to go on another test run? There I am putting her through her strides and all seems fine, then I ram the throttle and everything just dies down. I pull over and pop the side cover and find the main fuse blew.
I hiked back home to look through my toolbox for a spare fuse only to remember I carry a case of spare fuse in my jacket. Hike back.
Pop in new fuse. Off I go, but 30 seconds later, FOMPF! It blows again. No problem. El foil aluminio.. I tear off a piece of foil and while I'm doing this, I distinctly recall thinking "shouldn't I be checking why the fuse keeps blowing?" at the same time I put in the fuse wrapped in foil and kick her up. Immediately a gnarly cloud of smoke comes out from under the gas tank.
Off come seat, off comes gas tank, and I find the wires leading to the ignition is a hot mess. It was laying right on top of the valve cover. PO didn't bother to secure it properly and it had popped out and fried itself sunny side up.
Then I hike back to get my truck so I could put my bike in there, look in the back of my truck and saw that I forgot to clean out the cow manure that was in there last week. $&%$ me. Too late. My bike is standing alone out there in the middle of nowhere.
Drive back, and decide to hotwire the ignition (see 2nd pic) so I could run the bike up the ramp and into the truck because nobody could come help immediately and I wasn't too keen on leaving the bike for there too long. So the bike jumps into into the truck and slips in the cow manure, taking me down with it.
Come back home, take bike out, clean the #&%! off it and park it. Still smells like a cow farted. I have to order another ignition, look at the time, and find out it's past 5 which means the cleaner is closed and I forgot to go there to pick up my dress shirt because I'm going out tonight. Now I have to remember where I put the iron if I still have it.
Forget it.. any day that ends with me taking a hot shower and finally sitting down and kicking back, is a good one.
Of course only now do I remember that I still forgot to clean out the cow manure. And I still have to go out tonight.